Lindsay Lohan’s Client List Just Got Bigger
Last week, In Touch published a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan had sex with because she’s broke and will do anything for money. Except part of the list was blurred out for reasons that can now be described as milking the fuck out of this thing because here’s the next batch:
More shocking names from the list are revealed, including Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and topping the list: Ashton Kutcher. “Lindsay loves being linked to good-looking, famous, successful men,” a source close to the actress tells In Touch.
Also named on the list are Stavros Niarchos, Maggio Cipriani (heir to the Cipriani restaurant empire), hockey player Aaron Voros and model Petey Wright.
Ashton Kutcher has reportedly been bailing Lindsay out for years which was probably under the condition that things like this list never see the light of day or more specifically Mila Kunis‘ face. In the meantime, there are still six blurred names left on the list, so I’ll just take a stab at the dark here: Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Woody Allen, Marlon Brando, Charlton Heston, and Errol Flynn posthumously at the request of Steven Spielberg. Tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.
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