Lindsay Lohan’s Client List Just Got Bigger

March 19th, 2014 // 39 Comments
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Last week, In Touch published a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan had sex with because she’s broke and will do anything for money. Except part of the list was blurred out for reasons that can now be described as milking the fuck out of this thing because here’s the next batch:

More shocking names from the list are revealed, including Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and topping the list: Ashton Kutcher. “Lindsay loves being linked to good-looking, famous, successful men,” a source close to the actress tells In Touch.
Also named on the list are Stavros Niarchos, Maggio Cipriani (heir to the Cipriani restaurant empire), hockey player Aaron Voros and model Petey Wright.

Ashton Kutcher has reportedly been bailing Lindsay out for years which was probably under the condition that things like this list never see the light of day or more specifically Mila Kunis‘ face. In the meantime, there are still six blurred names left on the list, so I’ll just take a stab at the dark here: Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Woody Allen, Marlon Brando, Charlton Heston, and Errol Flynn posthumously at the request of Steven Spielberg. Tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. tokiromi

    would have been easier to write “everyone”.

    • MarketingMike

      ABSOLUTELY! Much easier to simply write “everyone” and then
      list the 23 guys (in addition to myself) who didn’t make the cu(n)t.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    meshuggah Tits
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mom, is this way to the guy I’m going to blow for coke?”

  3. meshuggah Tits

    BTW ‘Petey Wright’ is the best porn name ever.

  4. The only attention this thing deserves is an obituary.

  5. Antibiotics all around!

  6. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Would it be easier to compile a list of famous dudes she didn’t fuck?

  7. How is this list shocking? Everybody in Hollywood’s fucking everybody. That’s just the way it is. If I was famous and had a chance to get with Lindsay in her prime, you can bet your ass I’d take it.

    • MD2020

      Agreed. Would have given her best 14 seconds of her life and then finished on her fantastic (at the time) tits.

  8. ace11

    1 guy who is not on it is Gyllenhaal

    or not..maybe he is

  9. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    You have a little bit of bullshit on your face.

  10. joe

    Here’s hoping the last name revealed is Bill Clinton.

  11. So basically everyone. So if you are the wife or girlfriend of a celebrity and they went to Chateau Marmont at any given time in the last decade, it is pretty much a given they banged Lindsay. I am assuming that Chateau Marmont is getting a nice cut of whatever she is charging these people for sex. I see there are not one but two Ciprianis on that list so I am going to go out on a limb here and say that that was probably a threesome, well at least a threesome.

    Also, since when is Ryan Phillipe A-List?

  12. Dox

    Eventually it all comes out.
    Remember that the next time you’re eyeing some trailer trash skank.

    • This makes me think of all the disgusting trailer trash skanks I’ve fucked while in a drunken near-stupor and it makes me wonder how I haven’t had to chop off my dick to keep myself from dying.

  13. rican

    Hey, I wouldn’t mind being on that list.

  14. Alamander

    $5 on Clooney and Siegel, each.

  15. This is all leading up to the big list of women, of course.

  16. Swearin

    I bet Lorne Michaels and/or Jimmy Fallon are on it. Samantha Ronson should be one of the names, unless she only wrote down the names of men because her blackmail standards are homophobic. But if Amanda Seyfried or Tina Fey is on that list, it’s a new ballgame.

  17. Pike

    I don’t blame her. If I could bang the top 50 female actresses in Hollywood, I would, too. Leah Dunham excluded.

  18. It’s like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but, let’s face it. More people have been in Lindsay than Bacon films.

  19. Still no one on it to be proud of. Bunch of young meh actors. You think you’re an exclusive on their lists, Lindsay? You’re probably #326, right below Winona Ryder and right above Courtney Love. Yawn.

    Show me Alan Rickman’s name, and maybe I’ll give a shit.

  20. BRICE WILLIS. She was seen partying with him and rubbing up against him a few years back. It always stuck in my head because of the age difference. 99% sure dude is on the list.

  21. I bet Aniston’s list would be double this list and also include several guys at mid level positions that she traded sexual favors with for help with her career. This started during the very first part of Friends.

  22. In a related story, Shia LaBoeuf says he has also banged Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher.

  23. How is it possible that this drunk cokehead even remembers 10% of the penises that have had their way with her orifices?

  24. meme

    that’s a pretty MEH list of b/c listers.

  25. whatthe

    I will cry if Tom Hardy is on that list.

  26. sammi

    Has any of these guys called BULLSHIT? And where are the women’s names I thought she was a lez

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