Lindsay Lohan Settles E*Trade Suit

While everyone feigns shock that there’s another warrant out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, I’m more amazed by the fact someone’s actually handing her money. Apparently her attorney managed to reach a settlement with E*Trade over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay. TMZ reports:

The terms of the settlement are confidential — but we’re told Lindsay’s team is “very happy” with the results … and sources say Lindsay got some cash out of it.
As we previously reported, Lindsay claimed the stock trading company violated her rights by featuring a baby character named Lindsay who happens to be the “milkaholic” other woman in a baby love triangle.
Lindsay’s high-powered attorney Stephanie Ovadia tells TMZ, “The case between Lindsay and E*Trade has been settled … there is no further comment.”

I’m just gonna go ahead and assumed they agreed to pay Lindsay $20 to star in a commercial as one of the babies’ mom because that’s the only possible scenario that makes sense.

BABY #1: Dude, bought some stocks on my phone using E*Trade.
BABY #2: Nice!
LINDSAY: Who’s ready for dinner?
BABY #2: Bro, does your mom’s face itch? She put baby powder all over it.
BABY #1: Yeah, she, uh, she does that. Can I stay at your place for a while?

E*Trade: We Don’t Like Awkward Either.

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