Lindsay Lohan Settles E*Trade Suit

The Superficial | September 20, 2010 - 5:44 pm

While everyone feigns shock that there’s another warrant out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, I’m more amazed by the fact someone’s actually handing her money. Apparently her attorney managed to reach a settlement with E*Trade over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay. TMZ reports:

The terms of the settlement are confidential — but we’re told Lindsay’s team is “very happy” with the results … and sources say Lindsay got some cash out of it.
As we previously reported, Lindsay claimed the stock trading company violated her rights by featuring a baby character named Lindsay who happens to be the “milkaholic” other woman in a baby love triangle.
Lindsay’s high-powered attorney Stephanie Ovadia tells TMZ, “The case between Lindsay and E*Trade has been settled … there is no further comment.”

I’m just gonna go ahead and assumed they agreed to pay Lindsay $20 to star in a commercial as one of the babies’ mom because that’s the only possible scenario that makes sense.

BABY #1: Dude, bought some stocks on my phone using E*Trade.
BABY #2: Nice!
LINDSAY: Who’s ready for dinner?
BABY #2: Bro, does your mom’s face itch? She put baby powder all over it.
BABY #1: Yeah, she, uh, she does that. Can I stay at your place for a while?

E*Trade: We Don’t Like Awkward Either.

Photos: Pacific Coast News