That’s Lindsay Lohan Scratching Her Vagina

June 17th, 2014 // 22 Comments

Like any couple professional relationship where no one touches butts, Photo Boy and I constantly need to work on our communication. (Case in point: Here’s what happens when we become one. — Creatively! Creatively.) Which is how this Lindsay Lohan pic ended up in The Crap We Missed instead of its own post where everyone can stop and go, “Hey, you guys? She’s touching her vagina.” There’s a proper place for everything.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    The way that she’s draped her coat makes it look like Kuato himself is emerging to scratch at the public lice.

  2. Pretty sure I covered this.

    Lohan: But, I don’t want to touch myself in public! It’s embarrassing!
    Client: Honey, you’re already an embarrassment, and all this coke won’t snort itself. Now skedaddle!

    *leans back, waits for paparazzi photos to pleasure herself to*

  3. It’s not a vagina. It’s a Krabby Patty.

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    She looks like something God assembled in a hurry out of the spare parts bins, while hungover.

    • That would explain why she doesn’t look like she’s related to her “parents” nor her “siblings. And oh yeah, there’s no gods.

      • Rasputin's Evil Twin

        Remember, Fish has this hypothesis that, after dealing with us all these years, God’s developed a serious drinking problem. It doesn’t help that He can make wine at will, you know.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like LeAnne Rimes here, LeAnne Rimes with an irritated vulva. That can’t be good for the fellatio empire she’s so carefully built over the years.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh the burn, the deep burn!”

  7. Johnnyb

    Wait… Let me pull out my cell phone.

  8. Randalator

    “I’ve seen that Justin fella scratch his vagina all the time and he seems to be popular with everyone…”
    – Lindsey Lohan, 2014

  9. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have been working out again. That is a fine looking leg.

  10. malaka

    shouldn’t she be wearing a haz mat suit?
    lol ginger minge.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    Commented on this photo:

    While we all contemplate how many pinches of ginger it takes to make a ginger cookie snap, I feel obliged to point out that there is a perfectly valid and reasonable explanation for the positioning of her hand. If you follow the timeline of photos, it is clear that in order to avoid a repeat of the stolen laptop incident, she has wisely chosen to store her cell phone in a secure location, where it is rumored to be protected by a ring of fire and safe from all but the most daring and reckless of intruders.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    The inflated face of an alcoholic

  13. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
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    Scratching your vag?… That is a deal breaker.

  14. Thing from the Addams Family needs to get a new agent pronto.

  15. She has got to stop turning tricks with lepers.

  16. anonym

    I thought it was an early halloween costume. Certainly inspiration for one.

    Why the fuck do they keep inviting her to events like this?

  17. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
    Dr Plaid
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mind if I scratch it too?” “I thought you’d never ask!”

  18. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit See Through Skirt London DKNY Menswear Show
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    It’s happening again. She’s starting to look fuckable again. Will I ever be free of her?

  19. By reporting that Lindsay Lohan is scratching her genitalia, the implication is that she doesn’t shave it or get it waxed. Sounds pretty doubtful to me.

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