Yesterday, word got out that Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on Scary Movie 5 after she read the script which apparently makes her look like, well, Lindsay Lohan. Except it appears her walking pneumonia magically went away because here she is on set yesterday, but not before a Taco Bell run because that’s something people getting over pneumonia eat. “Does shitting yourself to death keep you hydrated? Because I’ll have a #8.”
Also just for fun, I added the Dr. Phil promo where a visibly drunk off her face Dina Lohan tries to explain how her kids wouldn’t have been better off being raised by wolves that shoot polio out of their eyes.
h/t Lainey Gossip who has a nice rundown of this shit show.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She’s just afraid Amanda Bynes is going to steal her title as Hollywood’s biggest fuck-up. I mean, what else is she the best at?
Those shoes are like country western elf boots. She probably bought them on the way to Walter White’s meth lab.
Gosh, the pharmaceutical industry is working miracles these days. They cured her of leaping chlamydia in 24 hours!
Leaping chlamydia sounds terrifying and intriguing all at the same time. But it’s definitely way too soon to be wearing a skirt.
What is up with her face? Is that coke bloat?
She may have George Lucas Neck Syndrome.
Yeah, can’t be meth because it’d be skinner with sores… I think it’s jsut the face of someone who boozes and does blow all night.
Is she having an allergic reaction to something? Working perhaps?
Dina isn’t drunk. She just has Talking Pneumonia.
I thought the Dina screencap on the Youtube vid was Lindsay.
It’s the first time I’ve ever seen any resemblance between the two of them, but in that video Dina is strikingly similar to Lindsay. Now if only I could figure out which of them that insults more…
It’s the first time I’ve ever heard her talk at some length, and I was struck by how they deflect criticism and rationalize their choices so similarly (not surprisingly). Bleurgh. I don’t want to start feeling sad for LiLo again; she’s an adult now and had lots of chances to break from Dina’s influence. Drew Barrymore (legally) broke up with her mother Jaid when she was 15.
Could she possibly be any more disgusting??
What is up with that bloated Rat Claw?
Wow. Dr Phil, Dina Lohan, AND Michael Lohan all in the same show? It is like my worst dream come true.
You actually dream about that shit ?? lol
So here’s a for real question… Do we think Michael Lohan’s new spawn is going to be more or less fucked up than Lindsay? Does the lack of Dina give the kid more hope? I legitimately think Dina is a worse parent than Michael.
Damn man, that video is messed up.
I have never hear Mom speak before she sounds more fucked up than Lindsey. I know j/k, not possible.
I would give Amanda Bynes one of her purposely just to see what would happen. Would they duke it out right in the street in a fistfight, ram each other’s cars or have their coke dealers have a high noon type gunfight?
It’s amazing how 10 minutes in Charlie Sheen’s trailer will perk someone up for and hour or so.
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Even after seeing this, I still find her attractive. The only way to cure this is by having a condom stop my essence from entering her flowery hole.
She hasn’t been attractive in years. She used to be a pretty girl but years of her vagina being a revolving door for dicks, strap- ons, Sam Ronson’s tongue, and Terry’s Richardson’s herpes has caused her to look at least twenty years older than her age.
that is for sure the first time anyone’s ever used the word flowery to describe her–BLERHGHAHESGRLJEG*&^%$$#2–sorry I had to throw up for a minute, what just happened?
The festering, steaming pile of feces that is Lindsay Lohan … actually carrying a pink Birkin ?? Way to make me bring up my lunch, Fish. *barf*
Don’t worry it’s more than likely a fake
why would she steal a fake? you weren’t assuming she actually buys things, besides coke, were you?
Eh, maybe, because if she can afford a $15K+ handbag, then she won’t starve. It’s just that it’s so sickening to see her kind with obscenely-expensive pink handbags … Hermes and Chanel are soooo fucking out of her league. What’d y’all think of her mother’s interview with Dr. Phil ?? Holy fuck, lol.
Is anyone else wondering when she is going to don a jumpsuit and start playing Vegas…
Don a jumpsuit? For stripping?
LOL….the current producers must have some serious ghetto-thug lawyers that showed up at her doorstep.
Is Suge Knight out of jail?
This is what happens when your mother is a cunt and your father is a dick asshole.
What become super rich and A-list famous but piss it all away because you are to stupid to stay home instead of partying when you have to work the next day?
My parents were cool so it must be the reason I’m broke. :(
I have to be honest here…..I want to bang Dina Lohan after watching that video.
With what? Personally, I would use a sledgehammer.
A cordless drill with a dildo on it.
There’s pornos out there with it, Im not joking!
Is that why you were at the doctor’s office the other day?
Yeah Frank.
The ole’ penis doesnt work like it used after 12 miller lite’s and 3 shots of tequila at happy hour.
machine sex haha. yeah a robotic penis sounds perfect for that thing resembling remnants of a human being.
Drunk grudge – fucks are the best !
Lindsay playing Lindsay as Lindsay- defines “Ironic”
You can only blame the parents for so much. The parents are complete fuck ups but lindsey is just doing all this shit to herself now. I could care less. So not hot anymore, and saddly probly never will be.
“Does shitting yourself to death keep you hydrated? Because I’ll have a #8″.
Thank you Fish, you made me cry laughing…
Horrible people with a horrible child and no discernible talent….. let’s put them on TV!!! AND somehow the horrible child will keep skating by!!!! They made a deal with the devil didn’t they? Yeah, they did.
Ugliest dress/ outfit ever. Who dresses her , the short bus fashion collective ?
Is that double vision I have from drinking too much , no , wait , it’s just her double chin .
Very sexy !!!
My knees are a knockin from her beauty and grace . Oh , I see her knees are knockin too !
I don’t feel like saying anything mean. It’s just f-ing sad. She used to bea beautiful, talented and in demand, with the wolrd at her feet. But her family and her decided it would be easier to just coast along as a fuck-up. Wait did I say I wouldn’t say anything mean? I meant she looks like Jabba The Hutt, ZING!
Lohan heard about that Weight Watchers scam Jessica Simpson has got going on and is looking to cash in.
Hey, who put Lohan’s fake tits in her chin?
And yet another talentless twat was seen leaving the backseat of Rupert Sanders’ car.
I’m gonna drive that SUV. Just you wait Amanda Bynes, just you wait!
She’s a mutant, her chin evolved to house more more cum.
For the first time in my life, I”m actually excited to watch a Dr. Phil, and not just to laugh at his totally oversimplified “diagnosis”.
Me too! To see someone, ANYONE, actually hold that worthless famewhore child pimp accountable is totally worth breaking my promise to God that I would never, ever watch a “Dr. Phil Show”.
Though … now that I think about it … it’s probably going to be irritatingly soft-pedaled for most of the show. She would have walked out instantly otherwise, wouldn’t she?
you can already see how she looks in 5 years when she’s fat, broke, and living in a trailer park.
just a few more donuts away from a full blown double chin.
soon she’ll look like rosie odonnell
Looks like somebody pumped her face up.
Do we think Michael Lohan’s new spawn is going to be more or less fucked up than Lindsay? http://dodgeforum.com/forum/computer-technical-help/72554-computer-data-backup.html#post2857040
I am just glad to know that she is okay. (my computer did not come with a sarcasm button.)
she looks pregnant imo…
Just die already.
And yes, I hate her that much. She’s wasting the world’s oxygen supply.
Wtf is up with her face, coke bloat much? loool.
That’s SO HOT!!!!!
You know how in Happy Meals you’d get a cheap version of a legitimate toy like the Happy Meal Furbies or Game Boy’s. That’s what her Birkin bag looks like, smaller and falling apart.
Totally agree! It looks like crap and is too small. I don’t believe it’s the real deal, but if it is, the real owner is less tacky now.
Lets see looks like Taco Bell in the white bag and heading for the toilet , seems like a normal day for her.
I would still hit it as I love puke and smoke in my mouth as we tongue each other. I love gross fetishes.