Lindsay Lohan Accepts The Fact That Lindsay Lohan Is Sagging

Usually when a woman starts to complain about gravity’s effect on her body, she’s passing 40 if not nearing 50.

Lindsay Lohan just turned 30.

So welcome to the most effective anti-coke/international hooking message of your life. And before somebody says I should also say anti-blowjob, shut up, you’re ruining it for everyone.

And while I suppose it’s admirable that Lindsay is comfortable in her skin, you see the bikini photos I attached to this post? They’re from 2014.

The pic below? 2012.

lindsay lohan sagging boob

So accepting that she’s sagging now is like finally accepting that the Titanic sank while you’re watching the goddamn movie. “Huh, I guess it really did hit that iceberg. – *trips over tit walking to the fridge* – That’s indicative of nothing!”

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