Of Course Lindsay Lohan Cut Up A Borrowed Dress, What Else Was She Supposed To Do With It?

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan is a crazy ginger-cunt. Us Weekly reports:

Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia to an amFAR event on Feb. 6 in NYC, but by the time she returned it, the dress was half its original length.
“She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] — she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But what bouncer has scissors?”
“She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! ” the source continues. “She’s out of control and behaving really badly.”
The dress in question is actually the same one that fellow troubled star Charlie Sheen finagled for the 26-year-old actress.

Oh, wait, it was only Charlie Sheen’s money she was fucking around with. In that case, what’s the big deal? Is she supposed to be extra responsible just because a friend bailed her out? That’s how communism started.

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