Lindsay Lohan & Rosario Dawson Out-Boobed Everyone at The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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While Rosario Dawson may be sharing the stage with Greta Van Susteran’s would-be Trojan Horse (That thing was full of coke and booze, right?), her trip to the annual Correspondents’ Dinner was less eventful than Lindsay’s because suprise, she almost didn’t make it. TMZ reports:

Some things just never change. Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at LAX for her scheduled 1 PM flight to the nation’s capital for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

First of all, whoever booked a 1 PM flight for Lindsay should not be working for her in any capacity. Although it’s probably the same person who was drunk enough to think a morning call time for her Glee appearance was a good idea, so let’s just assume it was Dina Lohan.

DINA: You were supposed to be at the airport by 12, where are you?
LINDSAY: I met Gerry at a construction site on the 405 and you of all people should know what coke does to an erection.
DINA: *shudders in shower* Will..never..get..clean..

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