Seen here conveniently holding a script in Hollywood yesterday, up and coming (Puns!) actress Sarah Scott is rumored to be replacing Lindsay Lohan in the only remotely viable career option she had left: The Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. Via The Fab Life:
Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday. …. In most of her previous roles and headshots Scott has had blonde hair, but yesterday she was seen with a red dye job which matches Lovelace – and old Lindsay – more closely.
It says something about Lindsay when she’s no longer bankable in a small independent film where she portrays a burnt out porn star with an almost preternatural skill for sucking “a footlong cock.” (Actual quote.) Seriously, what could possibly go wrong? It’d literally be the easiest shoot of these people’s lives. Just follow her around with a camera for two hours, can it, send it to the studio. BAM! Now who wants to make a movie about Gollum trying to Twitter but he’s mistaken a homeless man’s hat for his phone? These things are practically writing themselves.
Photos: Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Faust, scheißeköpfe!
So yeah that’s 2 weeks with Erin now. Can we get one with Jillian next week, for the straight guys who voted. No offense to Erin who’s probably a nice person. But be that as it may..
Mr. Nice Guy | July 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Please give the straight guys Jillian for a week!
Frank | July 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Erin is way hotter, even with half a face. get over it.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Frank thanks for the Gay point of view.
Fish Please give the straight guys Jillian for a week!
Natalie | August 1, 2010 at 11:54 am
I LOVE the new banner! I think it should be a permanent change.
CARLO | August 2, 2010 at 10:10 am
This girl is pretty hot. Lindsay has better boobies but the rest of this chick is far better!!!
Matthew | July 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I guess the director has seen the lite
sean | July 30, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I like to have sex with 12 year old boys. Will the movie have some of that sinful :-) gay sex!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
“the power of christ compels you!”
“the power of christ compels you!”
“the power of christ compels you!”
Mr. T | July 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm
wow….the only job you can get is playing a cum belching whore and then you get fired…man oh man. Let the suicide watch start…..
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm
i think this is good luck in lindsay’s case. playing someone fucked up who’s fame came from deep throating guys and then having sex with a dog probly hits too close to home. lindsay needs to clean up then do an edgy scorsese type movie. or remake mary poppins.
Rush | July 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm
haha you are funny me likey.
Howdy There | July 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I agree. dudedudedude ruins every thread.
Drew | July 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
I like how you pretty much just paraphrased what Fish said.
You’re not funny. Stop posting.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 3:53 pm
rush, imagine her singing just a spoon helps the medicine go down ;)
drew, try understanding. fish made it sound like shes so unlucky she cant effectively play herself in a movie. im saying its good she doesnt. she needs to aim higher.
JRS22 | July 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Well, Lohan’s chances of OD’ing on coke just increased.
The "Actually" Guy | July 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
“replacing Lindsay Lohan in the only remotely viable career option she had left”
Actually, Lindsay’s remaining career option was described in the previous story.
nerd | July 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
She was replaced by an arachnoid alien with a bad dye job?
Taz | July 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Lets get some nudes of this fire bird.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 3:41 pm
seriously, and this pap couldnt get one ass shot? FAIL
Just stop | July 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
every comment you make? FAIL. Is english your second language? If so, practice your comedy routine in your native tongue because something gets lost in translation. I can’t wait for you little turds to go back to school.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm
@just stop get over yourself ..|.. you whine like an old woman ..|..
Richard McBeef | July 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
she looks like a cross between blake lively and kitty from arrested development.
pimp | July 30, 2010 at 5:03 pm
she looks like she needs a good ass eating…
Harrison | July 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Who cares. Only stupids are going to see this movie when you can rent the original, and the real Yolanda has given many interviews in the past. This movie will be lucky luck to break-even.
bigjay | July 31, 2010 at 1:42 am
what in the hell is a ” stupid”
HackSaw | July 30, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I’d hit em both.
Ryan | July 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This means we aren’t going to get to see Lindsay Lohan full frontal nudity.
frisbeeken | July 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Just google around…it’s out there already !
J | July 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
If it makes Lindsay go away and stop getting publicity, it’s good.
If it saves her career, and we have to keep hearing about her, it’s bad.
grobpilot | July 30, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I wonder how badly Dina will be disappointed that her daughter was dropped from a cocksucking movie?
Amy | July 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Hahahaha. Seriously, your career is officially screwed when you get dropped from a cocksucking movie. Ultimate failure.
Richard McBeef | July 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm
don’t worry she will be starring in plenty of cocksucking movies before it’s all over with.
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I think Dina might be more upset that she didn’t get asked to play the part herself. On the bright side, she’s got another daughter she can pimp out.
Ann | July 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Hateful loser.
RasputinsLiver | July 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Ann…
…shut the fuck up, bitch
frisbeeken | July 30, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I seriously wanted to see her bent over taking it (simulated..or not, who knows). But you know if she did the movie the media would be all over it like white on rice when she OD’d with the whole “Linda Lovelace curse” crap so maybe it was better off after all. Who is this chick anyway? The only way that film had a shot was with LL in it.
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Agreed. What little interest I had in the project was lost with this development.
Brooke | July 31, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Same here. I would have gone and seen it… well, okay, RENTED it, if Lindsay was in it just out of curiosity, but now if she’s not involved I don’t really care.
Yeah | July 30, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Cool, this girl’s cute.
Nate | July 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Thank god! Best thing that could happen to her and her future career.
Herman the Kid | July 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Well. . . look on the bright side. We can always look forward the art show featuring Lindsay’s jail art. A movie where she chugs a footer might actually hamper her art career. She’s very creative, you know?
oooaaahhh | July 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan for Linda Lovelace (LL for LL). Now it’s Sarah Scott for Linda Lovelace (SS for LL).
Francis Bacon | July 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
this chick looks nothing like linda lovelace at all..
Sean | July 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I have been saying this for months….they were just using Lindsay as publicity. And she was dumb and stoned enough to fall for it.
sean | August 1, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I love sex with 12 year old boys!
stupidass | July 30, 2010 at 5:09 pm
well, she looks like she can suck a dick. i’ll allow it.
Bunny Foofoo | July 30, 2010 at 5:31 pm
wow, my day gets better and better. seeing a celeb deservedly getting a boot to the head is a thing of rare beauty
LittleCupcakes | July 30, 2010 at 5:52 pm
My goodness, she is super-cute!
joho777 | July 30, 2010 at 6:02 pm
As predicted, the director/producers of “Inferno” decided to go with an actress instead of a trainwreck.
And a pretty one, also for a change!
Juice in LA | July 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm
I love how this no-name twit seems irritated that her photo is being taken-what a ingrate. I almost prefer Bloho to Smuggy Misst Smuggypants.
jon and kate plus haiti | July 30, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Is this girl too cute to be a cum guzzling whore? I mean the script reads like this
…mmm…gulp…gag…uuhf….uuugh,…..slurp…..dribble
I think firecrotch’s inflections were probably more realistic. This girl seems to cute to swallow
LJ | July 30, 2010 at 10:07 pm
If she got dumped from this movie, it might actually save her career.
This indie sounds like it could rise to the level of “Showgirls”, and we all know how that boosted the career of Elizabeth Barkley.
“Inferno” will probably kill the career of whoever winds up in the title role.
barcham | July 31, 2010 at 11:25 am
Maybe Lindsey could star in “Showgirls 2 – The Return of Firecrotch”
Matrim | July 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Damn it…I really wanted to see Lohan getting railed…
Oh well, maybe I’ll get lucky and she’ll do a real porn…you know, now that she has no career whatsoever anymore.
August Teen | July 31, 2010 at 1:38 am
I pray to Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, and Shiva that this is true. How classic: Lohan’s one remaining crapass gig and she messes it up by being useless.
isd503 | July 31, 2010 at 9:50 am
I think when you’re down, most people tend to pile it on…heaping shovelfuls of sh*t. She just keeps trudging forward, doesn’t know which way to go, but she refuses to just lay down and surrender. You gotta love it.
Lindsay, don’t let this get you down! You are a beautiful and talented woman. The pics of you for this flick rock! Those eyes are captivating, not to mention the rest of your body! People want to see you succeed, but if you jump, they’ll watch you all the way till you hit the ground. Then they’ll say, “Oh, look what happened. That’s too bad, but I knew that was coming”.
If you don’t get it together, we’re going to be reading your obituary soon. The people around you are killing you. Make a change, do it today.
londonafter | July 31, 2010 at 4:53 pm
She can’t read your comment, she’s in jail.
Anyways, I think it’s best for her to dissapear from the spotlight, for her and for the rest of the world. She had potential when she was younger, but she hasn’t done anything worth watching since freaky friday.
Nerd | July 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
How dare you insinuate that “Herbie Fully Loaded” wasn’t cinematic gold.
herbiefrog | July 31, 2010 at 8:19 pm
coincideces [sp?] almost never happen…
the rain in psaaain ?
Oompa Loompa HQ | August 1, 2010 at 11:26 am
Our princess is released from that dreadful contract. Hip hip, hooray!
Soon she’ll be freed from her confinement. How we wish we could be there with her now, looking sharp in that orange jumpsuit.
nono | August 2, 2010 at 9:05 am
She does then i’m gay batterie cause she’s hot as fuck.
Bill Lee | August 2, 2010 at 12:42 pm
This movie will never be made. It’s such a crock. They don’t have the financing so they float Lindsay to possible money people and it fails. Now they float that they are replacing her to get more publicity to say to potential investors, “see we are in the news again!” Sad state of the movie business. 5 years ago that movie would have been made in a minute because you all would be slow motioning it on the tivo when it hit HBO. Now there’s so much real porn, no one tunes into fake porn anymore!