Well, it’s the third Wednesday of the month which means Lindsay Lohan and her breasts sashayed into court for something or other. This time around, she’s rejecting a plea deal in her necklace theft case after the judge made it clear she will do jail time. However, TMZ believes Lindsay will ultimately accept the deal because she’s going to jail anyway which is probably the most hilarious and ridiculous assumption I’ve ever heard in my life. They might as well have said Batman will testify:
The judge ruled Lindsay’s preliminary hearing and probation violation case will be heard at the same time. At the end of the preliminary hearing, if the judge feels it’s more likely than not that she stole the necklace, Lindsay will be thrown in jail immediately while she awaits trial on the grand theft case.
So even if Lindsay is ultimately found not guilty at trial, she’ll still be in jail for the probation violation.
Short story … it’s likely Holley will plead guilty or no contest on behalf of her client, and then hope the judge gives Lindsay less than 6 months.
OR.. OR.. Lindsay actually will go to trial and use the mountains of reasonable doubt to completely duck this thing, once again thwarting the district attorney who’s probably ordering rocket skates and a cannon from ACME as we speak. But, nah, let’s assume it’s the jail thing. That always seems to pan out.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
I need Lilo on trial for a whole different subject. How the hell youre cock hungry one year, and then totally abandon it the next…
Screw some cheap ass necklace…
Jail time………………like a kid in a candy shop. She will come out able to eat pussy better than me……a seasoned pro!
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YAY!
Was it ever officially determined whether those gorgeous ta-tas are fake or not?
They are to droopy to be fake
You can’t fake freckled flapjacks with a side of side boob, or at least you wouldn’t want to. Why would you want to?
I still like them.
Tube socks filled with sand.
id get her pregnant just to watch em grow and drink milk from them
I wouldnt go that far.
It probably tastes like a curdled White Russian.
GREAT TITS!!
Fake boobs sag too. It is called “gravity”
Not like that Sweet Pee
Yes like that Jimbo. I have a “friend’ who got them in the 90′s. Theys bananas now.
Ahahahahahahah!! I shouldn’t even be laughing but DAMN!
She’ll duck it, if only because she looks like one.
Boy, there will be some rough looking quim sniffers in the federal pen. Even rougher than SaMANtha Ronson. (curls in fetal position crying for Jesus.)
Is she rockin’ a front butt now? Guess it’s true that the Irish age like Asians.
google ogura yuko
Have a seat right there…
Sorry to disappoint you, but in 10 years she’s going to look 60. There’s nothing any of us can do to stop it.
Fish ur damn right she’ll walk. At this point im leaning toward the notion that the police, d/a, and judges in the 30 mi zone all work for the studios, and all this is to create drama to sell an image–and clicks.
Linds need not worry, she has friends in higher places than the judicial system of the poor cab reach. They are revealing their power with her. Just let her do whatever she wants. Without consequence.
She’ll walk and next month the Asst. DA will retire to Fiji and live a quietly subsidized life sponsored by the LiLo Foundation and The Michael Lohan Trust!
The Lohans will then sell the network a new reality series, “Retiring the Lohan Way”, which will chronicle the life of an officer of the court, store owner or service employee, involved in a new Lindsay Lohan legal battle each week!
Someone should arrest those 46 year old titties and charge them with trespassing on a 24 year old body.
only part of her that looks under the age of 40 was the necklace she stole. And she had to give that back.
her tits looked beautiful bouncing around as she arrived!! Motorboat!!!
She’s still a cunting half-wit twitbag. I hope she gets hit by a car.
Or if she really wants attention, have the whore w/boobs, be put on “JUDGE JUDY” show. And I wanna see Judge Judy’s BIG hangers and compare ‘em with whore-dog LINDSAY’s!!! I bet the judge’ll last longer in the sack than the skank.
I need an Hillbilly to English interpreter please.
I want to dip my beak into your cooter, Lindsay.
throw her ass in jail, and leave her there to rot.
Her first day in jail, the person handing out towels will offer to sell her a shiv to protect herself. Lindsay will refuse…and then steal it.
And a side story to all this is that the night before she goes before this judge (last night):
“Lohan was cited for speeding around 9 p.m. Monday in West Hollywood, reportedly driving 59 mph in a 35 mph zone, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.”
I guess she was trolling for babies in strollers.
why did they not give her a breathalizer? Speeding alone is a violation of her probation. she has violated it so many times! fucking pisses me off.
White slacks after Labor Day? Guuuuuuuilty!
God I feel like an idiot for not creating my Deadpool this year. No way she lives to see June.
that’s a sucker’s bet. if you do your homework you can find 20 celebs with pancreatic cancer. they’re far more reliable than druggies
She has the constitution of Keith Richards……she will not die. Yet. Not now that she has once again obtained lesbian twu luv.
@dude – but mine would be more gratifying…
I tried to create my own Deadpool but I couldn’t get enough funds to start my own Weapon X program. Ho hum.
Low tits. High waist. It’s like her nipples and navel are migrating together to form one giant erogenous zone.
It is just sick that we punish people for NOTHING here in America the land of the free. Even if found innocent on the theft charges she can and will be found guilty of probation violation. Jail, INNOCENT>JAIL!
Don’t think the judge was impressed by this piece of work and her blouse.
High waist pants should be outlawed.
Throw the book at her for that fashion crime alone.
Rather, “something or other”.
All the time and resources the court and PD has spent on her and all it’s done is show how desrving they are of ridicule.
Our Justice system sucks.
I still want to fuck her.
the united states needs a new start that’s why they wanna get rid of her…….
damn! now word is out that lindsay spent over $8K for this outfit just to look like she shops the middle age women’s section of Bloomingdale’s.
lohan knows that she’s not going to jail because she’s blowing the judge and lawyer. hmmm she is one talented hoebag.
Angry tit-bounce.
Count down ’till she skates the whole thing. Is there a pool going?
Lindsay’s next picture :
Prison Bitches in heat