Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own Rehab

The Superficial / October 7, 2013

So this is happening. Via Radar:

“Lindsay really wants to help other people and she’s talked to some of her wealthy friends who are sober about the prospect of opening up a rehab center,” the insider revealed.
“She loves the idea and really believes that if her name is attached to it, it will help draw attention to sobriety.”

Welcome to everything you need to know here:

Lindsay, sweetie, if you don’t stop buying coke, there’s not going to be enough money for my mortgage.”
“What do you want me to do, mom? I can’t just make other drug addicts hand me their dru- Ho. Lee. Shit.”

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