Dina Lohan Drunk Dialed Lindsay’s Group Therapy Session. Of Course.

July 22nd, 2013 // 27 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan‘s current rehab – not the annoying, stupid one that made her quit the drugs she’s addicted to – has been advising her not to move back in with Dina or even be around her in general. Turns out they actually have anecdotal evidence on top of just plain common sense. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s mother has been banned from participating in her rehab treatment after a drunken phone call a few weeks ago … TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay’s birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone — so LiLo could have a conversation with her.
But we’re told the person from the clinic who spoke to Dina believed she was hammered, and quickly nixed the idea of letting her speak to Lindsay.

Obviously, TMZ’s source is Michael Lohan, not that that makes this story any less believable or based on events that occurred in reality. If anything, it probably just left out the part where he kicked a vagina to get this information. And because God made them so squishy.

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  1. Not that Lindsay isn’t responsible for much of the blame, but some adults should just be chemically castrated before being able to procreate.

  2. Well, technically, isn’t EVERY phone call Dina makes a drunk dial?

  3. adm.fookbar

    ZOMG! They could totally be sisters!!!oen!

  4. The Most Interesting

    “Lindshay! Lindshay? Is shat you, baby? Lisshen, the lasht check bounshed. Sho no more beej — uh — favorsh for Doctor Bob, OK?”

  5. I don’t have a whole lot of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan, with the exception of one area: her parents.

    Talk about being doomed from the get-go.

    • Urbanspaceman

      Well, nurture won out over nature in this case as those two knuckleheads are no more her biological parents than you and I are. Have you noticed how Lindsay doesn’t look a bit like either parent or her siblings? Just sayin…

      • Kid

        Oh yes she does. She looks a lot like Dina facially and also Ali who has some of Dina’s face too. Those freckles come from Dina, Dina has a lot of them. Dina and Lindsay kind of act the same too, their movements and how they talk.

      • She actually looks exactly like both her parents and siblings. Just sayin’…

  6. Hugh Jass

    Imagine this. If her rehab actually works, she’ll end up being the only stable rational adult in the family.

  7. wooo-!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hey li nnz
    L ETs go ge tsum
    cock!
    hellloo?

  8. “Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay’s birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone”

    Not to be a stick in the buttho…er- mud, but it sounds like they called Dina and not the other way around. She’s not the one in rehab, if I remember correctly. So in my opinion by all means drink up bitch!

  9. stevebrt

    I just had a horrible thought while look at that picture, Lindsay might actually live to be Dina’s age

  10. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
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    Dina is quite a fucking sexy lady when she is drunk

  11. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Perhaps we could hurry this along. Someone give them grain alcohol, so they can just get it the hell over with, and I don’t have to watch it on TV anymore.

    (Holy shit, I’m a dick. Ah fuck it, Submit it is.)

  12. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    Dox
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    Meh. The more I look at these pictures the more I just feel pity for her. Her life will not end well.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Lindsay, that’s not an earthquake. Its gravity. Now sober up FFS.”

  14. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Next time lay off the cheap tequila,

  15. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    Dox
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    That’s the half lidded, plowed off her ass, reeking of the sour scent of alcohol and perfume mixed, completely convinced of her own sensuality and infallibility look.

    Usually ends in one of two ways.
    1) Waking up next to someone you’re pretty sure you have no desire to talk to. Ever.
    2) Walking up in the back of a pickup truck, on the road to Kentucky, because your retarded squadmate decided he absolutely had to see his girlfriend, even though you are only on a 72 hour leave, and its way out of bounds, while it rains on the tarp someone tossed over you as you slept off the twelve walk me downs you had at the karoke bar, singing that stupid song “God Bless America” because you’re 21 and amazingly stupid, when it suddenly occurs to you, that in your drunken stupor you proposed to the one woman, you absolutely had no business sleeping with, much less having an extended relationship with, only now she’s picking out rings and window dressings and naming your three kids…… and that’s when reality comes crashing in, and you swear never to drink again. At least till next week…

    Just sayin….

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    Yossarian
    Commented on this photo:

    Dina: “Fifty men at once sweetie? Are you sure? That’s a bit much, even for me-”
    Lindsay: “Step back Mom, I’ve got this.”

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    All things considered, Lindsay actually turned out much better than anyone had reason to expect.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
    andie
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Gosselin with the secret septuplet, Cokey

  19. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dina Lohan NYE
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    At least they aren’t driving.

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