Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Sign Rehab Plea Deal If It Made Her Miss Coachella

March 26th, 2013 // 17 Comments
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On top of getting her lawyer to take a break from witness tampering and fool prosecutors into thinking there’s such a thing as “lockdown rehab,” Lindsay Lohan also made sure facing consequences for her actions wouldn’t interfere with Coachella because she has to be there this year. It’s like super-important. Radar reports:

“Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella, period. Yes, it’s that important to her, for some strange reason,” a source told exclusively.

Not only is this stupid from a getting her priorities straight standpoint, but business-wise it makes no fucking sense. Who needs a hooker at Coachella when everyone’s high off their ass and having sex for free? Gerard Butler was banging chicks in a plastic box full of piss and shit and I guarantee all it took was the accent. Some hippie just caught Playing For Keeps on a flight and went, “The guy who gave me cholera makes movies?”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
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    If Evian is naive spelled backwards, then her bottle should read Akdov.

  2. schmidtler

    wtf did she have the delusion of any bargaining power in this plea deal? no deal would have (possibly) meant jail time. Back in the old days, some cop would have gotten sick & tired enough of her b.s. he’d have planted a bag of coke on her & busted her for a good long time. stupid lazy cops these days, can’t even take the time to plant drugs on Lohan.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
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    You know you are a boozehag when someone has to help you lift your glass to your lips.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
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    What happened to her breasts? Seriously I want to know, how does this happen?

  5. aaw

    The tax payers of Cali must LOVE her! If any of this happened in NY she would be sitting in jail! No rehab, no out of jail early because of “overcrowding!”
    Its just a total comedy show at this point!
    Why isn’t someone filming her at all times?????

  6. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
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    Those pants would like 857,000 times better on Candice Swanepoel

  7. inkydink

    OD and die already. hate this bitch.

  8. Pepper's Pot

    deja vu… didnt Jenelle from teen mom have a similar story for a Kesha concert? damn justice system… shouldnt they check for music festival/concert dates before ordering a sentence?? tsk tsk. inconsiderate bastards.

  9. Why can’t she get arrested in Texas? The Rangers don’t fuck around.

  10. Remember when Mean Girls came out and lindsay lohan was going to be the next film superstar and the producers and directors were lining up to “get this talented young lindsay in on our next project”? Remember that Tina Fey was in Mean Girls and Fey “was just the writer of the script of Mean Girls and was a part time bit player in Saturday Night Live”?

    Jump ahead nearly a decade after Mean Girls and Tina Fey has a flourishing career in the entertainment industry. Not only is Fey a film and television actor, but she is a successful writer and producer as well and is amongst the most respected and well liked persons in the entertainment industry and the general public as a whole. And lindsay lohan since Mean Girls? Since Mean Girls, lindsay crackhan has alienated producers and directors and film crews with her unprofessional self-centered, self-absorbed behavior during production and became persona non grata in the (mainstream) entertainment industry. lindsay crackhan has become such a worthless kunt that she is pretty much universally loathed and is high on the list of EVERYone’s deadpool.

    Who would’ve thought less than a decade ago?

  11. stevebrt

    I’d love it if she OD’s at Coachella

  12. kery

    Lindsay is so stupid , she is a has been ;)

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
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    “Lindsay… It;s your conscious.Things are going well for you. You know what you have to do don’t you?”
    “Fuck up?”
    “That’s my girl…”

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