On top of getting her lawyer to take a break from witness tampering and fool prosecutors into thinking there’s such a thing as “lockdown rehab,” Lindsay Lohan also made sure facing consequences for her actions wouldn’t interfere with Coachella because she has to be there this year. It’s like super-important. Radar reports:
“Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella, period. Yes, it’s that important to her, for some strange reason,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
Not only is this stupid from a getting her priorities straight standpoint, but business-wise it makes no fucking sense. Who needs a hooker at Coachella when everyone’s high off their ass and having sex for free? Gerard Butler was banging chicks in a plastic box full of piss and shit and I guarantee all it took was the accent. Some hippie just caught Playing For Keeps on a flight and went, “The guy who gave me cholera makes movies?”
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