Her future’s so bright, she’s gotta wear- Oh, wait, no it isn’t.
If you haven’t heard already, after producers deemed her “uninsurable,” Lindsay Lohan has somehow been replaced in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno despite it being a movie hinged entirely on the publicity of casting her in the first place. According to multiple reports, the role has gone to Malin Akerman of Couples Retreat, Watchmen and, most notably, these pics I posted of her underwear. Of course, in typical famewhore fashion Lindsay Lohan is pulling a Megan Fox if pulling a Megan Fox is even applicable to a film no one will ever see and has even less chance of filming. TMZ reports:
Sources who have spoken to Lindsay within the last hour tell us Lindsay decided to drop out from the film so that she could focus more on her recovery.
We’re told Lindsay felt the project no longer felt right — but that she and the director, Matthew Wilder, remain on good terms and hope to work together in the future.
For those of you keeping score at home, this puts Lindsay’s current employment opportunities at zero, if not in the negatives, because now it’s publicly documented that absolutely no one is stupid enough to insure her. You’d just assume that’d be a given, but then again, there’s always someone looking to lose money for the tax write-off. “Between you and I, Ms. Lohan, I was just going to flush it down the toilet, but fortunately your producers convinced me this was much, much faster.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News