Michael Lohan might be a violent rapist and a shitheel of a father, but one thing he’s not is a complete idiot, so here he is telling Radar for a check that Lindsay Lohan is most definitely a prostitute now (which she is) and that her mother’s her pimp (which she is):
“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
And here is telling TMZ – for a check – that he never said any of that stuff:
“Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”
He was last seen headed towards the bank, a trail of kicked vaginas in his wake.