Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute

Michael Lohan might be a violent rapist and a shitheel of a father, but one thing he’s not is a complete idiot, so here he is telling Radar for a check that Lindsay Lohan is most definitely a prostitute now (which she is) and that her mother’s her pimp (which she is):

“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”

And here is telling TMZ – for a check – that he never said any of that stuff:

“Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”

He was last seen headed towards the bank, a trail of kicked vaginas in his wake.

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