Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute

January 16th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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Michael Lohan might be a violent rapist and a shitheel of a father, but one thing he’s not is a complete idiot, so here he is telling Radar for a check that Lindsay Lohan is most definitely a prostitute now (which she is) and that her mother’s her pimp (which she is):

“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”

And here is telling TMZ – for a check – that he never said any of that stuff:

“Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”

He was last seen headed towards the bank, a trail of kicked vaginas in his wake.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN


  1. We all know she is a prostitute, that is a given. What I want to know is why she is worth $100,000 a shot?

  2. Truly a guy who has earned his “World’s Greatest Dad” mug.

  3. Cock Dr

    Some people find freckles adorable….bless their hearts.
    As one who has suffered this curse all my life let me say that IMO freckles look like dirt.
    This loser up above looks like she’s got a LOT of dirt on her.

  4. That guy is the second most disgusting piece of shit on this planet, right behind Donald Trump. (I give Trump the edge because he has fucked over more people than this Lohan asshole.)

    So, given one gun with one bullet, which one goes and which survives?

    • Cock Dr

      Trump’s hair is a capital offense.

      • Schmidtler

        Maybe you could get them both in one car, and recreate the physics of the JFK / Connally ‘magic bullet’?

    • Shoot Lohan, then club Trump with the gun – as Lohan lies dying, he mistakes the Donald’s pursed-up mouth for an asshole and kicks Trump to death trying to get at one last vagina that he knows must be under that floppy mop of hair.

      Am I right? Did I win?

  5. Vinnie

    Wow….her better days are behind her!

  6. Deacon Jones

    (punches erect penis)

    Why oh why do I want to hate fuck this girl more and more every time I read something about her??

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    Fire yarmulke.

  8. logan

    Oh please, Daddy started pimpin her out when she was in grade school. Only thing the girl knows. That and the fact her parents are s*it piles.

    • This is The Superficial.” It’s OK to spell out SHIT. It’s also OK to type piss, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits. (With a tip o’ the hat to the late, great George Carlin.)

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    That is the cheesiest-looking dress I’ve ever seen, ugh. Where did she buy it, Giant Tiger ?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Liz And Dick Premiere
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    Love how the guy in the background is holding on to his iPhone for dear life. You know this bitch will steal it.

  11. zomgbie

    isnt he suppose to be in jail?
    he beats women, resists arrests, tries to escape multiple times, traumatizes trees, but hes a lohan.
    so dr drew puts him on tv.
    way2go dr drew.

  12. kery

    She is a whore we know that already

  13. Porkpie

    Lord, I wouldn’t pay a penny to go near that rotten hole.

  14. I would be the 1st to say BS to this but when you think about it, how else is she paying her bills?
    I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t selling that freckled ass from coast to coast.

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    Edvard Munch
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    Somebody stole her ass

  16. CuriousTroll

    For some reason she looks cheap and tasteless. I guess it’s because she is cheap and tasteless.

  17. Natty Ice

    No one actually thought that she was a high-class hooker. More like a “no-class” hooker. What’s the difference? Well, Lindsay still cannot pay her rent…

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    I don’t care how coked up she is. That girl is beyond gorgeous.

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    El Guso
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    She has always liked “The Dick”

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Liz And Dick Premiere
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    her ass looks good in that dress… i wonder if she has panties on??

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