Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked Which Means Absolutely Nothing

October 19th, 2011 // 115 Comments

Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today to discuss the Downtown Women’s Center kicking her out of their community service program after she essentially showed up for 90 minutes and never came back. From there, a bunch of shenanigans went on where it really looked to me like Lindsay’s shrink essentially lied for her on top of the probation department moving her to a different program without the judge’s consent. Long story short, she was found in violation of her probation and has to appear in court on November 2 to determine her punishment. Which sounds bad until you realize earlier in the hearing the judge went on a tangent about the ridiculousness of the California penal system and how Lindsay will basically never see the inside of the jail, so she might as well have said, “Hey, aren’t these theatrics grand? I’m thinking about offering a dinner menu. It’ll be fun.”

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Damn, Necro-bear just caught me rubbing one out to her.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
    Bobby Light
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE STOLE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

  3. Lissa

    ……And in this picture, you will see Lindsay Lohan, a once famous girl who used to be a sex symbol and sorta actress-pretty, tan and had enough money for her blond dye jobs and a dentist-now fading before the public’s very eyes. You can now catch her in her new role as “bag lady” with all of her old Gucci’s and Chanel’s, walking up and down Sunset Blvd.

  4. Monica

    The corpse bride looked better…..WTF is with her mouth?????? And eyes…and color…..OMG just bury her already….

  5. Chucky D

    As I’ve reiterated many times before and so say again, this chick is still spent.

    There’s only one option left: PORN. Come on, I can’t be the only one who wants to see her swallow a few loads.

    • archies_leach

      CHOKE! lohan doing in the porn in the present state she’s in? I won’t allow that image in my mind cause the image will make my dick fall off!

  6. Skarett

    Wow, where did you get this still of the new Skeletor from the upcoming He-Man movie??

  7. Sean

    All she need is to do is get her teeth capped, and then she’ll look just like her horse faced mother.

  8. gigi

    aw come on y’all…. it’s just method makeup… what were her community service duties again? duh… that whole look is just to evoke sympathy in a backhanded way…. transparent as hell too… seriously, the blush? she’s not fooling me – anything to stay relevant

  9. forrest gump

    was she overrun by a train or something?

  10. hollywood_hillbilly

    She got a role on the walking dead?

  11. tlmck

    It’s such a shame. And she comes from such good parents. Oh wait…

  12. DrunkRussian

    HOW could she have left the country for a month without notifying her PO, who would have had to remind her of her court-ordered weekly psyche appointment, which she would’ve missed. So any way you slice it, she’s broken several laws and disobeyed several court-orders and just doesn’t care.
    And HOW can she afford the attorney and the bail bond? Isn’t she broke? Won’t she be in debt to the attorney for years? Knowing she’ll probably declare bankruptcy if/when it’s all over, the attorney has to know he’ll never get paid in full.

  13. anonym

    Someone tell me how I can stay out of jail like Lindsay can ?

  14. Bob

    I do like how the judge basically came out and said the CA justice system is so screwed up that nothing will actually happen to her.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      The judge should get reprimanded over that. Her peers aren’t likely to be thrilled at her taking a dump on the whole system, no matter how good her aim was.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    Commented on this photo:

    does her community service at the morgue involve being a mannequin for beginner dead-people make-up artists?

  16. SAD

    I got a DWI in Dallas last year and served 12 days in jail. That was my 2nd or 3rd time driving drunk, and going to jail was the BEST thing that ever happened to me. I am now so grateful for my life, which I had previously taken for granted. I consider myself extremely lucky that no one got hurt or killed, and I now return to jails regularly both to offer support to inmates and to remind myself how sad life could be. Months of rehab failed to do what 12 days in jail could- I stopped feeling angry and entitled and started appreciating the world in a whole new way. I’m a better person for it. At this point, incarceration may be in her best interests. Everyone is different though; I know.

  17. SAD

    Also, anyone who got their probation revoked where I was automatically gets sent to the pen. This was Texas though. “Welcome to Texas- come on vacation, leave on probation”

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