Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked Which Means Absolutely Nothing

Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today to discuss the Downtown Women’s Center kicking her out of their community service program after she essentially showed up for 90 minutes and never came back. From there, a bunch of shenanigans went on where it really looked to me like Lindsay’s shrink essentially lied for her on top of the probation department moving her to a different program without the judge’s consent. Long story short, she was found in violation of her probation and has to appear in court on November 2 to determine her punishment. Which sounds bad until you realize earlier in the hearing the judge went on a tangent about the ridiculousness of the California penal system and how Lindsay will basically never see the inside of the jail, so she might as well have said, “Hey, aren’t these theatrics grand? I’m thinking about offering a dinner menu. It’ll be fun.”

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