Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Working’ On New Year’s Eve And I’m Not Talking About Acting

Stop me if you heard this one before: A wealthy man paid Lindsay Lohan to put his penis in her mouth. NY Daily News reports:

She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with gift bags stuffed with expensive party favors like iPads and jewelry dripping with diamonds.
Lohan, who claimed to be planning a dinner at home on Monday night, had the party on her schedule for a while, says an insider.
“Prince Azim not only flew her out; he put her up in a beautiful suite in the Dorchester for the weekend and following the party. Her mom, Dina, is also in London with her at the hotel and attended the party,” says the source.

And that answers the question of how the hell Lindsay Lohan can afford two plane tickets to London. Now let’s check in with her dad to see how goddamn oblivious he is:

Lohan’s father, Michael, told [email protected] that he didn’t think his daughter’s appearance for money was a good idea: “Now she’s getting paid for dates?”

“Don’t get me wrong, I was fine with her blowing her way into the movies, but there’s gotta be a line, you know? And don’t tell me Dina’s not pocketing the money. Something I would never do if I were her pimp. I mean, just look at these guns. Your old man was practically made for this, sweetheart, that’s all I’m saying. PAY MY LITTLE GIRL! See? Fuckin’ intimidating. (Daddy needs money, baby. He needs money real bad.)”

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