Possibly because she’s getting screwed out of her Playboy payday now that the pics leaked early, or just because coke costs money and her jaw hurts, here’s Lindsay Lohan posing for an exclusive set of bikini photos in Hawaii yesterday that thanks to a lack of airbrushing, somehow show way more than her spread in a theoretically nude men’s magazine. And, yes, I know you can see her nipples in Playboy, but a.) CGI doesn’t count, and b.) how do you know one of these freckles isn’t really a nip? For example, that one by her knee. I see what you are…
Photos: AKM Images/GSIMedia
wtf is she smiling about? shit aint funny.
if you cover the left half shes a deflated sex doll
Shame about the face…
Her bellybutton is extremely close to her boobs, how strange.
Nipple slip! Not that that really matters now does it
Who wants pancakes?
bad makeup, hair, and swimsuit choice.
id bust on them tits
I can fix Lindsy’s ass. All I need is $700 and some cement, super glue, mineral oil, Fix-A-Flat tire inflator and sealant.
+1
THEY USED TO TAKE CANDID PHOTOS OF MARILYN ON THE BEACH IN HER BIKINI ALL THE TIME TOO.
AND MARILYN USED TO VACATION ON THAT SAME BEACH TOO.
I’ve always loved her breasts, but she needs to use more sunscreen and to slow down her drinking and partying. She’s got way too many brown spots for a girl so young.
It’s odd to hear that someone loves saggy norgs.
Her bellybutton looks extremely high here.
flapjack ass and coke bloat in the gut area. What a weird body she has. Hef must have paid a king’s ransom to those photoshop wizards that worked around the clock to make her look somewhat human.
I’ll bet I could get high sniffing her snatch fumes.
Isn’t that what the movie Quarantine was about?
LOL. HER THUNDER THIGHS ARE SO OBVIOUS. If you look closely, you can tell her thighs are fat.
“With great thunder thighs comes great obese-ability”.
Gah !! This is 25 years old ?? Yikes.
Ewwwww. Jesus Christ, Helen Mirren looks better in a bikin that this trash.
Than …
It’s hard to tell where the freckles end and the spider veins begin.
Sexy and she knows it :) love to u lindsay :)
I don’t understand why the photographer just doesn’t point the camera at her tits. That’s about the only thing worth anything to photograph on Lindsay. Everything else is below average. You can find chicks at the mall on any given day of the week who look hotter than LL.
waste of a chick…
From the neck down, the girls looks good. If you think otherwise, I question your sexuality. That being said, shes simply a plastic fuck doll in the eyes of most men as she is likely a diseased coke whore whose physical and mental health is iffy at best. Her implant doc did a tremendous job and the freckles are cute. I am also guessing she is great in the sack. If you just pretend sex with her is like being in a porno you might actually enjoy yourself but not a girl you take home to mom.
Put that body on a more likeable sexy/shy type girl and the skys the limit.
You don’t want to put a pretty face on a body that’s been “used” by Lindsay Lohan. You don’t know where that body has been and it looks gross especially with those humongous, ugly ass looking thunder thighs.
Nothing says “glamour” like a sock tan.
Insert cocaine/currency, receive blowjob.
THUNDER THIGHS, AHOY! The beach will need an expansion if Lindsay Lohan wants to walk around there. Every time she takes a step it’s like “THUD! THUD”
TROLOLOLOLOLOL.
really? You look better than that? really?
Liz, you’re stupid.
Her bellybutton is high as shit!!!! on crack. LOL
I would titfuck her
Weirdest body ever.
blerg I see far better down at the beacn any day of the week. so average, at best.
what is wrong with you people, she looks pretty good. Get a life
she looks $1 good maybe. definitely not $1,000,000 good.
http://www.airpost1.com/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-leaked-pics-playboy-photoshoot/attachment/lindsay_lohan_playboy_nude_pics2-3/
THIS is what playboy wants us to believe her ass looks like???
everyone needs to stop hating on her, shes a human just like the rest of us, we all have flaws!
True dat, she’s still in better shape than I am. (Although I never got into the meth, so that’s something.)
we may all have flaws but we Can criticize her because Id like to know how in the hell someone who looks like this is on the cover of Playboy…I mean they can photoshop anyone to look good.
only in Hollywood do you get to go to Hawaii instead of a jail cell
She looks fecking disgusting. And who wants pasty, spotty orange bags of fat? I don’t give a shit how big they are, they’re ugly. And they’re attached to something even worse. *shivers*
Second this!!!:) She is not cute. I don’t get what people see and those huge dark spots on her upper thigh!! Gross she looks like a 40 year old hooker.
Further more, she has no visible waist, no hips, no ass, stumpy legs & a fucked up face. Fucking fabulous.
Remember that famous video of the Sasquatch walking through the woods and looking back at the cameraman?
LMFAO
why are her ankles and feet so white compared to the rest of her??? hahhahahahahahaaaaa
Looks like she got some new teeth! Great big fake ones to match her great big fake knockers!!! Oops, my nipple popped out again! Right in front of the cameras! Imagine that! Odd…
She has a fat belly! It’s sad to remember way back in the day she was very attractive, say 2004, when she had flowing red hair, was curvy and youthful. Now OMG! She is a gross mess does she not realize she is done? LOL
Every one of you who talks shit about Lindsay Lohan can go straight to hell. I KNOW we ALL WATCHED THE PARENT TRAP REMAKE AND LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF IT…. and fuck everyone who didn’t. Her accent was really good. What have you people done with your lives that’s so superior? Accomplished people don’t sit on there asses and read celebrity gossip sites. By the time that girl was 12 she had a three-film contract with Disney, she is way hotter than 90% of you will ever be. Go get a bikini, put it on and look at your ugly fucking self in the mirror. Take a picture and put it on the internet so that everyone can insult and laugh at you.
I bet you in twenty years, 80% of the posters on this page will be financially better off than her. It might happen faster.
She started out well and has been sliding down hill ever since.
You go to hael! You go to hael and you dah!
In every post, there is some idiot saying “all of you would”. BULLSHIT ASSFACE! I wouldn’t touch this thing with 2pacs dick!
I’m a little confused by her hair.. she has the messy bun, but what’s with the short section hanging over her nape? o.O
maybe she doesn’t have hair left anymore?
It looks like her hair is snapping off at the roots from stress, probably caused by all the bleaching and processing…and the crack and meth.
I wud let her drop a nugget in my mouth after a steady diet of Taco Bell
“Not really a nugget, more of a splat.”
She is an over rated drug fucked ugly skank………
puleasse put someone with a half decent body and face on the cover centrefolds
my grandmother has a hotter ass
ooooooooopppppphhhhhhaaa
i guess crystal meth deteriorates muscle tone
She does indeed have a very high belly button……. WORK!
It makes me laugh that she’s so skanky
I think you are one smokin’ hot lady Lindsay!
They’re, they’re, they’re NOT their. Sheesh!
That’s a big gut.