Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed

December 12th, 2011 // 326 Comments
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Possibly because she’s getting screwed out of her Playboy payday now that the pics leaked early, or just because coke costs money and her jaw hurts, here’s Lindsay Lohan posing for an exclusive set of bikini photos in Hawaii yesterday that thanks to a lack of airbrushing, somehow show way more than her spread in a theoretically nude men’s magazine. And, yes, I know you can see her nipples in Playboy, but a.) CGI doesn’t count, and b.) how do you know one of these freckles isn’t really a nip? For example, that one by her knee. I see what you are…

Photos: AKM Images/GSIMedia

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  1. cherry2000

    oh come one, you are all bitter, ok she doesnt look playboy worthy but she just looks like the average girl on the beach

  2. cc

    Don’t you actually have to DO SOMETHING to take a vacation?

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    anthonyOA
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    wow, my ass looks better than that.

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    less lohan!
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    yikes! that’s quite a large tummy. please, dear god, never ever let this chick reproduce.

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    Can we transplant those puppies before it’s too late?

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    Frugal Gourmet
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    Grandma!

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    standards
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    hot here

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    Jimbob
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    These are more fappable than her Playboy spread.

  9. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    So let’s go back to the start here. Playboy magazine is still around? Uh has anyone told them about the internet and all the free porn? And them Japaners done looped us on porn anyway. But to top it all off, they did a nude spread where Lindsey Horehan invokes Marilyn Monroe? You got to be kidding. Has the whole world turned into the Onion?

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    imalittlepea
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    Who the hell let granny out of the asylum and allowed her to put on a bikini? Cover that ass up, pronto!

  11. Melissa

    So Lindsay gets $10,000 stolen from her purse at a party in Laie… If you live in Hawaii your first thought would probably be wtf was she doing in Laie?! Hanging out with Mormons apparently.

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    mfb
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    Lindsay Lohan’s tits = AMAZING!!!

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    stevebeagle
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    that aint the ass she wore in that playboy shoot.

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    Toopier
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    If you are wearing 3D glasses, you can see her ass.

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    baloo
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    poor girl. how does one get more pathetic?

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    Willing to be honest
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    Any straight man that saw this woman on a beach would want to nail her. Her body is incredible for a “real” woman.

    Don’t get me wrong…she’s a rotten, horrible dark hole of a human, but she’s effin hot.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She’s skinny-fat, though. In that droopy, bloated way where no exercise happens ever. I thought guys liked tone? Not that I have any, just asking.

      • Nina

        Guys like T&A. She’s got T, not much A, but I’d hit it.

      • Skinny-fat is right.
        That waist-to-hip ratio stinks, but big tits tend distract they eye.
        From most angles, her body looks 50+ and every strip club in America has hotter bodies than this.

      • Anna

        “Skinny-fat?” And you’re not even toned yourself, but you’re making fun of thin girls who have a little softness? I’m sorry, but girls already have messed up image issues, now lets throw around another insulting word at them “skinny-fat.” Perfection is impossible. I’m not a fan of Lindsay, nor do I hate her. She doesn’t affect my life personally. But just think about your post. And all the people who are mentioning Marilyn – have they seen many pics of her? She was a beautiful woman, but curvy and soft. Yes, you can see rolls on her tummy on some pictures. Not many of the actresses back there were “toned” so I guess they were “skinny-fat” too. Not many people in general have time to exercise in today’s society… setting such a high standard for them and yourself is unreasonable, and yes, very shallow. Our idea of beauty if just crazy.

      • Arlene

        Perfection might be “impossible”, but at least you can fucking STRIVE for it. If you cannot find 30 minutes out of the day for a little exercise, you either need to put down the fork, stop shitting out kids, or doing whatever the hell it is you’re doing that you can’t spare 30 minutes out of the day. Not everyone can look like a model, but for christ’s sakes stop making excuses and get your lazy ass to a gym. It’s people like you that are fucking up this country and turning them into these “nobody-needs-to-do-a-thing-because-everyone-is-special” assholes. If you want something you have to work for it, and not try to bully people into your way of thinking because you are too goddam lazy to exercise and diet!

  17. Venom

    Why would her payday be is jeopardy, she did the work and got paid for it. If Playboy can’t secure their photos that is not her problem.

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    renzomatic
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    ugly bathing suit, but boy she does have the big jugs

  19. Nathiest

    Lindsay got paid in advanced. Also I think a friend too these. Also she looked hot in the playboy pics and she looks hot here.

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    Womb Raider
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    Well isn’t she a sore for eyesight.

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    MoonBeam
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    Butterface. Gah!

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    karlito
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    a few months ago she was doing a photo shoot on a roof and the paparazzi were taking photos of her and she purposely opened her “housecoat” to show her tit. no bra, just bare tit. she then stood by the edge so they could take shots up here dress to check out her panties. this is her thing now. she’s lost her acting career and has no other way of getting attention but to show her lady parts. YEE HA!!!

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    Isee
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    its the fake tan.

    she should just embrace her natural beauty.

    natural pale skin is nice, freckles and her red hair. done

    and she doesn’t have to die, just cause amy winehouse did

    look at courtney love

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    Isee
    Commented on this photo:

    ^^^issues much?

    • Well, sure. But in this case I’m trying to save the world from more bloated snarky bitches like myself. I fear it’s years too late for our Linds.

  25. Porkpie

    YIKES! I hope Playboy gives her an ass.

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    KCL
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    How does she give so many bj’s with those teeth?

  27. jonesy

    This girl is as pure as the driven snow. Yep, snow that’s been driven hard by red-necks in rusted out 4×4′s.

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    Arzach
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    An now the mandatory blow up doll pose, the huge breasts help a lot

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    MoonBeam
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    I’m suddenly in the mood for pancakes. Wait, no I’m not.

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    York Hunt
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    This is the first cooter bath I’ve had al year

  31. forrest gump

    the only thing she has to do all day is tiring herself with the question: WHAT IS A HOT BODY TODAY?

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    Randi
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    She obviously uses the tanning bed.. look at that white trip under her butt cheek! What’s the point? Lol

  33. herbiefrog

    hey… you guys are gettin nicer…

    she could be your sister…

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    orpheus_lost
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    Let’s see, leathery skin, too much make-up, badly dyed hair, in an exotic fantasy location, wide toothy smile… All she needs is an ear of corn and she could a Polident commercial.

  35. The Brown Streak

    If her hair was any more whiter, she’d be snorting it.

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    Gray
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    Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair and this was worth $1,000,000 to see naked? Most of her is fake.

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    Gray
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    Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair, a flat ass and this was worth $1,000,000 to see naked? Most of her is fake.

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    Gray
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    How is this worth $1,000,000 naked? Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair, a flat ass a Most of her is fake. I guess con artist is her next criminal behavior.

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    Gray
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    Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair, a flat ass and this was worth $1,000,000 to see naked? Most of her is fake.

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    Gray
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    Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair, a flat ass and this was worth $1,000,000 to see naked? Most of her is fake.

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    MoonBeam
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    Why is there no one else on the beach?

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    That ass is how Black & Decker checks levels before they leave the factory.

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    bodhaiii
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    Not quite the “Raquel Welch” from 1,000,000 BC look she thinks it is….wtf. The only reason the public, let alone the paparazzi, keep an eye on her is the same reason they watch Nascar…they just want to see the wreck.

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    bodhaiii
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    Amazing…you almost can’t see the urine stream.

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    When did IHOP add booty to the menu? No thank you.

  46. The Royal Penis

    She’s just one vial short of being a crack whore.

    Let us all remember for a moment that it wasn’t long ago she was kissing a greasy fat slob in a hotel for said vial…

    You too can have sex with a yellow toothed whore if you simply provide the coke.

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    Ra
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    1.Coke bloat?

    2. Why is her nelly button so damn high up?

    3. Her tits are less impressive now that I saw them in PB and their obviously fake. I always had respect for her massive boobs on skinny girl frame..but their fake :(((

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    Gemma
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    Had no idea she was flat footed

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    RickTheBigFuckingDick
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    nice nipples! I suck that shit all day

  50. I think she looks pretty damn good…from her ribs to her neck.

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