Possibly because she’s getting screwed out of her Playboy payday now that the pics leaked early, or just because coke costs money and her jaw hurts, here’s Lindsay Lohan posing for an exclusive set of bikini photos in Hawaii yesterday that thanks to a lack of airbrushing, somehow show way more than her spread in a theoretically nude men’s magazine. And, yes, I know you can see her nipples in Playboy, but a.) CGI doesn’t count, and b.) how do you know one of these freckles isn’t really a nip? For example, that one by her knee. I see what you are…
Photos: AKM Images/GSIMedia
Nothing worse than a flabby, flat, freckled ass.
AIDS?
Compromise? An AIDS infected, flabby, flat, freckled ass… of a coked-out, formerly hot, semi-talented actress at the ripe old age of… 24?
Agreed.
GROSS…she is younger thanme and my ass is much more pleasing to the eye, age isnt everything i guess.
Wow shes so gross looking…And they put her in playboy? Hell i could be in playboy.
“Wh-Where did my crack go?! I left it right in this towel, what the fuck, where IS THE CRACK?!”
love straight from…
Great body, she is an amazing person and has a really good heart. I wish her love and God will grant her glory, and MilitaryMatch.net was amazing.
I think they intentionally made her look fat like marilyn for that photo shoot. They also airbrushed everything interesting about her face away to make her look like one of their clones. Playboy is so over. Sad, because she is girlishly pretty, and they took that away from her in those photos. They made her look like a cow in one of them; no way she is that heavy.
Randal?
She looks pregnant. With the child of crack.
she looks like a lazy fat little girl.
She looks like Mr Burns here
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
You will never be Marylin Monroe.
Sincerely,
The World.
nailed it.
hahahahaha
It’s so annoying how she tries THAT hard by replicating Marylin’s style, looks, photos, personality (the list goes on). It’s not inspiration, it’s OBSESSION. For God’s sake, Marylin is an icon, she’ll NEVER be an icon like that.
and a note to Hugh… look at these pictures, notice all those red dots, they are called freckles.. way to airbrush the hell out of her to make her not even look like herself. Allowing her to pretend to be someone else so that she doesn’t realize the pity that has become her life
Dear “BAHAH”, it’s spelled Marilyn. You obviously don’t know that since you fucked it up on all your posts.
I think I may vomit.
Induce it for the betterment of your digestive system. We are here to support.
then your GAY!!!!
aw jeez, there goes the rest of my lunch….
There are so many women I want to see naked, Lindsey is not one of them.
sorry Komodo, wrong reply button. Coyote then you’re GAY!!!
McFeely’s Corollary!
Heheh, s’ok karlito :)
her flipping veneers are too big!
wow… i didn’t expect that.
It would be fine on a regular woman, but someone who is getting paid to look hot… not good enough.
Same belly Amy Winehouse had. I see them becoming great friends on the other side… Really soon.
As soon as I saw the picture, I had that exact thought. Amy Winehouse alco-drugs tummy.
That’s just sad. When she dies, I’ll feel bad that she couldn’t put herself together. But DAMMIT, you gotta stop sometime, she’s no Ozzy!
That shit is HAGGARD and NASTY.
She has the worst complexion and body ever.
Even the Grandma tits (sorry Nana) have lost their appeal.
there are so many, so very very many things wrong here i don’t know where to begin–the bleach blonde hair, the bruised looking blush, the boobs that are starting to look a little long, the Ke$ha-ish ass, the questionable discoloration by her bikini area (freckles? or something a little more contagious??) the pasty white skin (remember when she used to be orange? all over??) she fixed the meth mouth but can’t hide the meth body….Lindsay, please just go away!!
She still looks better in these pictures than the airbrushed Playboy ones. At least they look like her. The Playboy ones look like someone else, in fact, I don’t really think they are her. It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that Hef leaked them for the free PR because no one buys his crappy magazine anymore.
My question is, what’s on her thigh?
She seems awfully young to have granny-butt.
she looks like she was bedridden for the past few years
She seems awfully young to have a granny-face
unfortunately she’s aged about 15 years in the last 5. her drinking and drugging and i think licking Sam Ronson’s pussy didn’t help.
Ouch
She looks like that female corpse that jumped out of the coffin in Poltergeist.
You’re such a card!
Now THAT’s a weird ass!
Very weird indeed!
Gym, you there now. walk everywhere you go.
Are you haters crazy. Lyndsay looks great!!
are you crazy? do you hate beauty and healthy bodies? this is a bloated mess. it is laziness incarnate. it is morbid.
looks like a little of both her nips are popping out the top of her bikini top. NICE!
To go through the previous photos, get here, and still have something nice to say about her nips — you are certainly a glass-half-full person, sir.
ditto
derp!
That’s a lot of makeup for the beach.
“Shut up! My ass isn’t ‘CRAZY-LOOKING’! [tee hee]“
She needs foundation garments. Nothing is staying up as it should for a woman her age.
I know right – saggy ass, crunchy complexion, and bleached hair of a 40-something truck stop hooker.
Hey now, no need to run down truck stop hookers. It’s good, honest work and much more respectable than Lindsey Lohan’s work.
It’s not the age…it’s the milage.
Not so good.
Says a lot about our culture that the media is obsessed with a degenerate whore like Blohan.
Are those nipples or freckles in pic #6?
And she looks a little bloated.
I think it’s just a dreadfully unflattering bikini, isn’t it?
Nope. She is thick, haggard and her tits and ass are saggy. It’s not the suit’s fault.
After seeing the rest of the pictures, I gotta agree.
Almost looks like Britney from this angle.
Her life looks difficult
There is not a picture in that set that says “Playboy worthy”.
Playboy must have Satan’s personal copy of Photoshop.
Paris Hilton’s flapjack ass has found its soul mate. Or hole mate, as it were.
HA! My sentiments exactly.
I said on Dlisted, “who knew Paris Hilton’s ass goiter was contagious?”
Back in the day, I had a naturally rockin’ bod. I never worked out because I didn’t think I had to — and eventually this started happening, a sort of slow-motion Big De-Bang. Don’t let it happen to you, Lindsay!!! Ehhh, why do I bother. You never listen to me.
Huh, her breasts looked smaller and her ass looked bigger in her playboy spread.
Hey, it’s Tara Reid!
Move: Ankle-Clutch of Great Earnings.
If you haven’t seen the playboy spread (yes, it’s 100% airbrushed) but her ass looked amazing.
She just forgot to suck it in for this pic.
Not bad for a mother of octup… wait.
Except for the tits, she doesn’t have any curves at all.
That is funny looking, she has a mom-pooch but hasn’t had any children…
…..that we know of
Searching in vain for her career
neigh
Who brought the bongos to the beach? “Baaaaabaaaaalooooo!”
+1
The ONLY thing she has going for her in these photos is nice breast volume. I mean its just the fullness of her breasts, nothing else. NOTHING.
Were these taken before the stolen purse mystery? Seriously though, she must be a Class A dumbfuck to put $10G and her passp9ort in a purse and take to a party.
The stolen purse thing is all fake and done for PR. Really, who from the US needs a passport to visit Hawaii. Hawaii is not another country, it is one of our 50 states. (FYI- for those of you who didn’t finish the 4th grade)
I hope you are not suggesting that Lindsay would have known that. She thinks that going anywhere requiring a flight lands you in a foreign country. For example, when she flies back in to LA she thinks ‘Oh yes, I’ve been in this country before, it’s the land where there is no judicial system to speak of.’
Ouch!!