Getting Arrested ‘Exacerbated’ Lindsay Lohan’s Pneumonia That She Doesn’t Have

September 25th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on Scary Movie 5 by claiming she has walking pneumonia, yet she miraculously showed up on set after they threatened to sue her and sent a private jet to pick her up. So why not use that horseshit excuse again to blame her recent arrest for putting her in the hospital over the weekend? Looking up new diseases is almost like work, you guys. TMZ reports:

We broke the story .. Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC Sunday night with a lung infection … but was released a short time later.
Now, Lindsay’s telling friends the arrest caused her so much anxiety, it landed her in the hospital — exacerbating the “walking pneumonia” she’s been suffering from the last few weeks.

Yes, clearly it was that mean old arrest and not the fact Lindsay Lohan smokes an entire tobacco field a day and, oh I dunno, stood outside in the cold rain all Saturday night to watch a concert. Her lungs could stop a bullet, that’s how healthy they are from all that. Via Page Six:

Lindsay Lohan partied in the rain in Central Park Saturday to catch DJ Steve Angello at Size Matters. The actress told us that even though she was recovering from pneumonia, she didn’t want to miss the al fresco event.

Except, here’s something you probably didn’t see coming, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have pneumonia because it was asthma. She just has asthma. People reports:

Suffering the effects of asthma, the actress, 26, was “treated and released, and is doing fine,” her rep tells PEOPLE.

What’s really amazing is that her rep didn’t even bother lying this time. Probably because he can’t keep half of her stories straight anymore. “Yes, that’s right, I can confirm Lindsay has shingles and that’s why she’s not on set today. I mean, hantavirus. No, wait, what she did tell you again? The police gave her rabies? Could you excuse me for a minute? *shoots heroin, drinks a belt of scotch, takes 18 Xanax* Yup, it’s rabies.”

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  1. I thought drugs were suppossed to make you skinny? She’s got a little muffin top there.

  2. Cock Dr

    For a young woman she sure does get sick a lot.
    I guess it’s true; mileage is what counts.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
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    Anyone else craving flapjacks?

  4. Drundel

    Talk about the easiest job ever and she can’t even do that. She needs to live in a shared dorm and work at MCDonalds for a while, or cleaning bathrooms.

  5. If you have pneumonia, the last thing your lungs need is cigarette smoke. Sadly the director and producers have no one to blame but themselves for even including her in this movie. Lindsay pulling this crap is nothing new.

    • Dr. Phillip Morris

      That is a common misconception. Chain-smoking is actually the preferred treatment for all lung maladies.

      • when I read then and then saw your name, I LOLed. Really, a sedentary lifestyle is the major cause of pneumonia, not cigarettes. But they are a part of it. Very few young, healthy people get pneumonia- they are usually overweight or have other issues. This girl is such a hot mess!

      • Helena Handbasket

        In Lohan-land, going to work causes pneumonia. Smoking cigarettes and running around outside with no bra and an open shirt is the only cure.

    • [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/25/Smoking Is Very Glamorous-340_247.jpg[/img]

  6. i cant imagine why her arrest would cause her stress. she gets arrested all the time.

    that would be like blinking causing a normal person stress.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Fat.

  8. AbRtFl

    Can’t wait to see Lindsay in Liz and Canyon. So much talent. good to see her getting her life back together.

  9. mememmeme

    hohan is a disgusting pig. i hope she chain smokes herself into a deadly asthma attack. i despise this twat.

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    popwilleatitself
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    How is she 26? Road hard and put away wet.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Time to start the death pool. Grigori and I swear she’s booked for the Dead @ 27 Club, but we disagree as to when she “joins”. He says the day she turns 27; I say the night before she turns 28. She’ll probably prove us both wrong, the way she keeps to schedules.

      But, the clock is ticking…..

  11. Bane

    Christ, just OD already….

  12. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
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    I’m pretty sure that saggy sideboob is a probation violation. Maybe we don’t actually send people to jail for this…but we should. DAMN YOU OBAMA!!!

  13. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
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    Ugh…just think of all the sweaty club owner jizz that’s been shot onto this view.

  14. It’s not like me to defend Lindsay Lohan, but walking pneumonia is a lot more common for young people than most people realize. I know four people in their early 20s who had it and it took weeks before it was diagnosed and then more time to go away. Sooooo it can and does happen. That said, it’s hard to believe anything that comes out of LiLo’s mouth so, yeah, she’s prob lying.

  15. Jade

    I didn’t realize that having rolls of fat on your side was called “walking pneumonia”. You learn something new every day.

  16. What an idiot

    Please do not ever show that whorehan muffin-top/floppy side titty shot ever again. I almost blew chunks…

  17. I’m so fucking sick of her bullshit right now. You got pneumonia but you stand in the rain just to see some asshole DJ? Fuck you.

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    Nooken
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    That looks like the elbow of a smaller arm rather than a boob…

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    cc
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    Her breasts are obscene.

  20. kery

    she is disgusting ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  21. Carl

    She doesn’t look too bad for 40.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
    Cracknugg
    Commented on this photo:

    Dang.She looks like a man or Kesha from the back.No curves,just 2 straight lines.I feel bad for the Johns who have to get behind that.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
    mbcl
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    “do you sell vintage cigarettes here too?”

  24. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
    Maciz
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    Dear God, she resembles Big Ang in this one…

  25. SnarkSnatch

    Who the fuck goes shopping like this? Get me a barf bag.

  26. Anon.

    Loooooooooooool. Look at the fatty. Just for already. Cum eating fat piece of ass lard. I WILL BE SOOOOOO HAPPY WHEN Hoehan finally dies.

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    mc hammer
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    As Weird Al says, “I got more rolls than a pastry truck”

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    kimcheee
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    I bet she’ll have a “fitness video” soon…..roflol

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    Mickey01232000
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    Let me get this straight. Guys are paying for that?

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    Teddy
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    Can you imagine the embarrassment of waking up next to that thing when your sober

  31. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
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    Those are some floppy-ass titties right there.

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    Areyoukiddingme
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    Lazy alcoholic bloated sloth.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
    guest
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, just completely ruined my lunch.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
    guest
    Commented on this photo:

    cow

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