Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on Scary Movie 5 by claiming she has walking pneumonia, yet she miraculously showed up on set after they threatened to sue her and sent a private jet to pick her up. So why not use that horseshit excuse again to blame her recent arrest for putting her in the hospital over the weekend? Looking up new diseases is almost like work, you guys. TMZ reports:
We broke the story .. Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC Sunday night with a lung infection … but was released a short time later.
Now, Lindsay’s telling friends the arrest caused her so much anxiety, it landed her in the hospital — exacerbating the “walking pneumonia” she’s been suffering from the last few weeks.
Yes, clearly it was that mean old arrest and not the fact Lindsay Lohan smokes an entire tobacco field a day and, oh I dunno, stood outside in the cold rain all Saturday night to watch a concert. Her lungs could stop a bullet, that’s how healthy they are from all that. Via Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan partied in the rain in Central Park Saturday to catch DJ Steve Angello at Size Matters. The actress told us that even though she was recovering from pneumonia, she didn’t want to miss the al fresco event.
Except, here’s something you probably didn’t see coming, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have pneumonia because it was asthma. She just has asthma. People reports:
Suffering the effects of asthma, the actress, 26, was “treated and released, and is doing fine,” her rep tells PEOPLE.
What’s really amazing is that her rep didn’t even bother lying this time. Probably because he can’t keep half of her stories straight anymore. “Yes, that’s right, I can confirm Lindsay has shingles and that’s why she’s not on set today. I mean, hantavirus. No, wait, what she did tell you again? The police gave her rabies? Could you excuse me for a minute? *shoots heroin, drinks a belt of scotch, takes 18 Xanax* Yup, it’s rabies.”
Photos: RMBI/AKM-GSI
I thought drugs were suppossed to make you skinny? She’s got a little muffin top there.
Drugs don’t make you skinny if you can still AFFORD to eat after you buy them.
Fortunately Lindsay pays for her drugs with BJs. In related news, scientists discover that semen triggers weight gain when consumed in mass quantity.
But I thought meth curbed your appetite… the point i’m making is maybe she is currently not on drugs, just stupid and drunk.
No reason she can’t be drunk and stupid AND on drugs. In Lindsay’s case the muffin top isn’t really caused by excessive fat, it’s natural sagging that occurs in people who don’t overeat but NEVER exercise,
Whenever Lindsay passes a gym she turns to her friends and says, “Look, another pussy doctor…”
very true CBUS
For a young woman she sure does get sick a lot.
I guess it’s true; mileage is what counts.
Anyone else craving flapjacks?
Talk about the easiest job ever and she can’t even do that. She needs to live in a shared dorm and work at MCDonalds for a while, or cleaning bathrooms.
Yeah, have her come push insurance claims and sit in a boring cubical all day like I do. I would love to show up to a set and be catered to, say a few lines and go home.
say a few lines or do a few lines?
In a private jet, no less, and paid an obscene amount of money for basically fuck-all. Die already. I’m looking at YOU, Club 27.
If you have pneumonia, the last thing your lungs need is cigarette smoke. Sadly the director and producers have no one to blame but themselves for even including her in this movie. Lindsay pulling this crap is nothing new.
That is a common misconception. Chain-smoking is actually the preferred treatment for all lung maladies.
when I read then and then saw your name, I LOLed. Really, a sedentary lifestyle is the major cause of pneumonia, not cigarettes. But they are a part of it. Very few young, healthy people get pneumonia- they are usually overweight or have other issues. This girl is such a hot mess!
In Lohan-land, going to work causes pneumonia. Smoking cigarettes and running around outside with no bra and an open shirt is the only cure.
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i cant imagine why her arrest would cause her stress. she gets arrested all the time.
that would be like blinking causing a normal person stress.
Fat.
Can’t wait to see Lindsay in Liz and Canyon. So much talent. good to see her getting her life back together.
Fuck off, Randal, lol.
hohan is a disgusting pig. i hope she chain smokes herself into a deadly asthma attack. i despise this twat.
How is she 26? Road hard and put away wet.
Time to start the death pool. Grigori and I swear she’s booked for the Dead @ 27 Club, but we disagree as to when she “joins”. He says the day she turns 27; I say the night before she turns 28. She’ll probably prove us both wrong, the way she keeps to schedules.
But, the clock is ticking…..
Hey, I nominated her for Club 27 when she was 25.
But now I’m beginning to wonder. When Death comes to get her, she’ll probably have some lame-ass excuse why she can’t go. “Oops, sorry! Today’s the day I have to change my panties.”
She’ll probably just blow death and get him to let her go.
Christ, just OD already….
I’m pretty sure that saggy sideboob is a probation violation. Maybe we don’t actually send people to jail for this…but we should. DAMN YOU OBAMA!!!
Ugh…just think of all the sweaty club owner jizz that’s been shot onto this view.
It’s not like me to defend Lindsay Lohan, but walking pneumonia is a lot more common for young people than most people realize. I know four people in their early 20s who had it and it took weeks before it was diagnosed and then more time to go away. Sooooo it can and does happen. That said, it’s hard to believe anything that comes out of LiLo’s mouth so, yeah, she’s prob lying.
You’re right, aristotrash. I remember when I had walking pneumonia…Oh, wait. I was in my 40′s. NEVERMIND!
I didn’t realize that having rolls of fat on your side was called “walking pneumonia”. You learn something new every day.
Please do not ever show that whorehan muffin-top/floppy side titty shot ever again. I almost blew chunks…
Yeah, you’re lucky. I had to toss out half my dinner. :(
I’m so fucking sick of her bullshit right now. You got pneumonia but you stand in the rain just to see some asshole DJ? Fuck you.
That looks like the elbow of a smaller arm rather than a boob…
Her breasts are obscene.
she is disgusting ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
She doesn’t look too bad for 40.
Dang.She looks like a man or Kesha from the back.No curves,just 2 straight lines.I feel bad for the Johns who have to get behind that.
“do you sell vintage cigarettes here too?”
Dear God, she resembles Big Ang in this one…
Who the fuck goes shopping like this? Get me a barf bag.
Loooooooooooool. Look at the fatty. Just for already. Cum eating fat piece of ass lard. I WILL BE SOOOOOO HAPPY WHEN Hoehan finally dies.
As Weird Al says, “I got more rolls than a pastry truck”
I bet she’ll have a “fitness video” soon…..roflol
Let me get this straight. Guys are paying for that?
Can you imagine the embarrassment of waking up next to that thing when your sober
Those are some floppy-ass titties right there.
Lazy alcoholic bloated sloth.