Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Is Marilyn Monroe Now, No Full Frontal

November 8th, 2011 // 139 Comments

After making her return for a reshoot, Playboy has finally approved Lindsay Lohan‘s latest batch of photos which will appear in the January/February issue on sale in Decemeber. Except, surprise, it’s no longer full frontal or possibly any form of naked at all, so just assume her pay got reduced to a sandwich or else we live in a cold, godless world devoid of all purpose and meaning. Page Six reports:

“He felt the initial shots looked too much like a Kate Moss-inspired fashion story — Lindsay’s choice — where he wanted more of a classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel,” a source said. This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, “gave their two cents about what was considered ‘nude’ and what was not.” Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots.

So let me get this straight, Lindsay Lohan had one simple job to do: Show up to the Playboy mansion and have a bunch of pictures of her vagina taken for everyone to laugh at while going, “Haha! Look how poor she is.” And yet she couldn’t even do that right. Jesus, how is she even making it as a hooker? There’s just no initiative here. She probably shows up to hotel rooms and says she’ll only do blowjobs if she can finish you with her hand. We’re in a recession, lady.

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  1. Irony Abounds

    The irony of her doing Marilyn is that aside from having large breasts, unnatural as they may be, LL is shapeless, the exact opposite of the curvy MM. Obviously Hef is increasingly senile.

  2. CranAppleSnapple

    Her neck looks mankey and weird.

    Oh Lindsay. How embarrassing is it that no one even WANTS to see you naked, and you’re only in your twenties? HAAhahaha
    This is the first genuine laugh I’ve had regarding you, ever. Your movies certainly never gave me one.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I defy anyone to find a picture of Marilyn looking this bad

  4. Wolffen

    her next gig, should be on a street corner in Hollywood

  5. Russianred

    Why would Heff allow Lindsey to ruin such a wonderful iconic image of Marilyn? I don’t get it. And Lindsey can not put Playboy back on the map unfortunatly. There are so many beautiful girls out there that would love to pose for Playboy. This chick is busted and hagard at such a young age. Most men want to see young images of women in thier early 20ies not a girl in her 20ies looking as if she’s in her 40ties; there are many beautiful women in thier 40ies that have pose nude and look beautiful but Playboy was not founded on that image.

  6. Bob

    I always thought nude was nude. Next thing you know they’ll be arguing what the definition of the word “is” is.
    Maybe they decided not to do full frontal because she looked THAT bad.

    Basically, instead of Playboy taking new pictures, they’re just going to reprint the the ones she did a couple of years ago?

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    Eva
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s high as a kite in those pics! Wahoooooooo!!!!!!

  8. Hugh H.

    Her vag is everywhere on the internet already. Kinda funny that she doesn’t wanna show it for money.

  9. Jimmy T.

    Playboy Magazine is a joke just like Blohan is. They airbrush their models so heavily in that magazine they actually look more like cartoons then real women. Hef is the only one who thinks they look good….no wonder they are going under.

  10. Jimmy T.

    Playboy Magazine is a joke just like Blohan is. Give her another million Hef…. you senile imbecile. No wonder that magazine is quickly going under. The sooner Hef turns it over to new management the better. They airbrush the models so heavily they don’t even look like real women. Only person who thinks they look good is that moron Hef.

  11. Doug

    Lindsay was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed for harvest.

    Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch.

    Hopefully Matt & Trey will make a continuing south park episode called “Lindsay’s New Look”… based on “Britney’s New Look”.

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    Doug
    Commented on this photo:

    I see her ginger lips falling out!!!

    Lindsay was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed for harvest.

    Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch.

    Hopefully Matt & Trey will make a continuing south park episode called “Lindsay’s New Look”… based on “Britney’s New Look”.

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    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    roots mcgee

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    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    nexxt time she spray tans, she needs to channel marilyn monroe and lift her arms. I didn’t know “actress” came in two tone.

  15. peteyandjia-is-GAY

    Reshoot. Translation: the herpes and HPV legions were visible and too hard to Photoshop out.

  16. Hawk

    So LiLo is doing an FHM photoshoot for Playboy.

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    Mylan
    Commented on this photo:

    It wouldn’t surprise me if her Playboy photo shoot was a sham.

    • I’m pretty sure SOMEONE at Playboy took a bunch of photos of her naked and jamming stuff in her gaping vagina, but I’m drawing the line at her being paid more than busfare for it.

  18. Niki

    Come on guys she skrewed up some people are more prone to addictions then others she was trying to deal with something every 1 thought she was a tottal babe a couple yrs ago maybe some day she will pull it to gether what are you gonna do if angalina has some problems and loses her self will u guys hate her to

  19. You mean to tell me that Lindsay is not going to show pink. What is the use of buying the magazine then. I’ll save my money since I have seen everything else. At least I expected a closeup of her “little man on the boat”.

  20. Governor Scott Walker

    Let’s trust Hef’s taste, because he’s just so damn tasteful.

  21. Matt

    Heffner must be gaY in his old age! And why does Lindsay get all this attention, should I start smoking meth and acting like a fool!?

  22. Hopefully soon she will be staring in a Guatemalan snuff film with her mom.

  23. Dennis

    BOO!

  24. mitch bates

    Yeah no vagina shots of her i can almost bet they saw what it looked like and was like noooooooo we want to sell copys!!!! Its probably one of the most beat up vaginas out there only two words can be used to describe her vagina ”roast beef”!!!!!! Chick is just sick and does the state of California tax her if she’s getting paid in cocaine?

  25. My Secret Affairs

    She ought to be one of My Secret Affairs.

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    Sugarbun
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks gross. And like she’s playing dress up in the weeds. I don’t get it.

  27. Army

    Those are not pictures of her, they are pictures of her mother. Are you all blind.

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    jesse
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure this isn’t her mother?

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    Tori vega
    Commented on this photo:

    She is soooo sexy women for a girl a lot!!!!!!

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think Ms. Monroe was known for having a pancake ass.

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