Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Is Marilyn Monroe Now, No Full Frontal

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2011

After making her return for a reshoot, Playboy has finally approved Lindsay Lohan‘s latest batch of photos which will appear in the January/February issue on sale in Decemeber. Except, surprise, it’s no longer full frontal or possibly any form of naked at all, so just assume her pay got reduced to a sandwich or else we live in a cold, godless world devoid of all purpose and meaning. Page Six reports:

“He felt the initial shots looked too much like a Kate Moss-inspired fashion story — Lindsay’s choice — where he wanted more of a classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel,” a source said. This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, “gave their two cents about what was considered ‘nude’ and what was not.” Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots.

So let me get this straight, Lindsay Lohan had one simple job to do: Show up to the Playboy mansion and have a bunch of pictures of her vagina taken for everyone to laugh at while going, “Haha! Look how poor she is.” And yet she couldn’t even do that right. Jesus, how is she even making it as a hooker? There’s just no initiative here. She probably shows up to hotel rooms and says she’ll only do blowjobs if she can finish you with her hand. We’re in a recession, lady.

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