BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Becomes A Massive Crock Of Sh*t
Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
Trust me when I say no one was more surprised than me to see Lindsay Lohan be the top post for not just one month, but two because I’ve literally looked at years of quantitative data that suggests you people want her to die in a tire fire. On that note, these are actually old shots from a Marilyn Monroe shoot she did for Spanish Vogue, shortly after already being Marilyn for New York Magazine (lead pic), which I attached to a post about her Playboy spread turning into another Marilyn shoot devoid of flaming snizz despite promises to the contrary. Yet somehow that became the magic combination to dominate November probably because “Lindsay Lohan Playboy” was the top Google search term up until about two weeks ago. So, long story short, HAHA! Fooled you.