BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Becomes A Massive Crock Of Sh*t

December 30th, 2011 // 28 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

NOVEMBER

Posted: 11.8.2011

Trust me when I say no one was more surprised than me to see Lindsay Lohan be the top post for not just one month, but two because I’ve literally looked at years of quantitative data that suggests you people want her to die in a tire fire. On that note, these are actually old shots from a Marilyn Monroe shoot she did for Spanish Vogue, shortly after already being Marilyn for New York Magazine (lead pic), which I attached to a post about her Playboy spread turning into another Marilyn shoot devoid of flaming snizz despite promises to the contrary. Yet somehow that became the magic combination to dominate November probably because “Lindsay Lohan Playboy” was the top Google search term up until about two weeks ago. So, long story short, HAHA! Fooled you.

Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Is Marilyn Monroe Now, No Full Frontal

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. forrest gump

    well, AT LEAST SHE IS USED TO Shit, folks!!

  2. Any Guy

    “flaming snizz” – its journalist brilliance like this that keeps me coming back to this site again and again. bravo, sir.

  3. ace11

    This thing is incredible

    just Great

  4. Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe
    jesse
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure this isn’t her mother?

  5. Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe
    Tori vega
    Commented on this photo:

    She is soooo sexy women for a girl a lot!!!!!!

  6. lkl

    Pale white skin and terrible blond hair.

  7. After seeing her Playboy spread, I frankly see LiLo as being a physical mess. Other than a pretty nice pair of tits, she seems to be a waste of oxygen.

  8. karlito

    i would have preferred to see her in her natural state than covered in tons of makeup and wearing wigs and then photoshopped to the nines in this feeble attempt to make much needed money by rehashing a MM photo shoot. i guess it’s her way of saying she’s not doing nudity but doing “art photos” and honoring her idol. my God they even put makeup or photoshopped her nipples in some pictures to highlight them.

  9. dman

    its no wonder playboy is having a hard time staying a float got the Linsay Lohan issue what a waste of money nothing but a bunch of advertisements and full of crap. just maybe 4 0r 5 pages with Linsay on them no full front shots total fail. I want a refund !!!!

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