Lindsay Lohan Bailed On Ellen

Lindsay Lohan managed to talk Playboy down to only making her do one promotional appearance for her cover issue which was supposed to happen yesterday on Ellen, and you’ll never guess how that went. Gossip Cop reports:

Gossip Cop has learned the actress did NOT board her flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles.
“Not a call or an apology from Lindsay,” a show insider tells us.
The show, a contractually obligated promotional appearance for her Playboy cover, was scheduled two months ago.

For those of you keeping score at home, here’s what Lindsay Lohan has managed to do to Playboy in exchange for them forking over a million dollars which I’m convinced was some sort of attempt to show a loss for tax purposes:

1. Require a last-minute reshoot.

2. Let her mom leak the photos online ridiculously early, ruining what small chance of sales the issue had.

3. Pose for bikini photos just two days after that making the pics even more moot.

4. Completely bail on the one interview they asked her to do.

I almost want to say this is why no one wants to work with her, but we all know the real reason is because it’s intimidating working with Marilyn Monroe. Dead people are supposed to be dead.

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