Lindsay Lohan Debuting Playboy Issue On ‘Ellen’
Now that we know her Playboy shoot won’t have any nudity, Lindsay Lohan is safe to debut her spread on Ellen because apparently lesbians like their porn boring and pointless. That’s not how you find a husband… Page Six reports:
“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” her rep said.
The troubled starlet is rumored to have earned $1 million for stripping down, some needed cash as her legal woes and struggles with substance abuse have made it difficult to book any acting gigs.
Lohan’s appearance on “Ellen” will be her first media appearance since she admitted to violating her probation in early November.
Has anyone shot down that $1 million offer yet? Because there’s no way Hugh Hefner is that senile to pay that much for spread that doesn’t even have ham wallet in it. Then again, he is senile enough to pay that much for a diaper change, and Lindsay’s crafty enough to trick Ali into doing it. (The key is to starve the subject first, then make them do your shit for you.)