Lindsay Lohan Lost Her Lawsuit Against Pitbull

February 22nd, 2013 // 21 Comments
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“24 penises, you say? I’ll be there in a hour.”

Back in 2011, nobody wanted to hire Lindsay Lohan as an actress and coke is expensive, so she sued Pitbull over his song “Give Me Everything” because he used the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Apparently she felt he needed her permission and somehow it took two years and a federal judge before someone informed her she’s a fucking idiot. TMZ reports:

Lohan claimed Pitbull never got permission to use her name … and therefore he had no right to profit off of it.
But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it.
The judge also ruled … Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress are also BS.

So not only is this great news for first amendment advocates, but now we get to watch Lindsay Lohan try and sue South Asian dignitaries for giving her TMJ. “This is way easier than getting a job!” she’ll say.

Photo: Splash News


  1. She may have troubles with understanding the first amendment, but she’s definitely understands the right to bear arms.

  2. Juch

    How does the lyric “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan” even make sense? She never gets locked up for anything! She goes through rehab and jail faster than a bran muffin through William Shatner.

  3. Her jacket is nasty. Why am I not surprised.


    I wonder if her face is that puffy because it’s been smashed into so many crotches?

  5. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Did her lawyer know this was nonsense, and string her along for the money?

  6. I wish she’d won the lawsuit,and been awarded Pitbulls…no nothing that belonged to the rapper, I mean hungry rabid pitbulls. We all know she’ll be torn to shreds by dogs eventually, and goddamn it I’m tired of waiting.

  7. Chalk up a big “W” for Mr. Worldwide.

  8. anonym

    judge should have just said “get the fuck outta here and stop wasting our time”

    Not only does Lindsay steal from people, she wastes taxpayer dollars.

  9. Lindsay Lohan JFK Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    “HELLER! I went to your rabbit foot hoodoo doctor like you said, but this Kardashian insta-famewhore potion was CLEARLY sourced from Khloe. And there’s some, uh, side effects.”

  10. Only she would be dumb enough to sue over something like this. She’ll do anything to get money from other people without doing any work.

  11. Her sleeves are made of rare red wampa pelt, killed by Mark Hamill himself.

  12. “Hello?…What, I lost?…Well FUCK! There goes that paycheck!

  13. Little Jimmy

    “Lindsay Lohan Lost Her Lawsuit Against Pitbull”

    and this is surprising because…

  14. Lindsay Lohan JFK Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello, TMZ? I have a tip on where Lindsay Lohan will appear next! Just send the cash to my dealer. You have my mom’s cell number right?”

  15. kery

    She looks different , her face seems fat. ;D

  16. Caroline

    Whatever she’s wearing ought to be burned.

  17. Lindsay Lohan JFK Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake-calling to pretend one has friends is soooo 20th century.

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