Lindsay Lohan Lost Her Lawsuit Against Pitbull

“24 penises, you say? I’ll be there in a hour.”

Back in 2011, nobody wanted to hire Lindsay Lohan as an actress and coke is expensive, so she sued Pitbull over his song “Give Me Everything” because he used the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Apparently she felt he needed her permission and somehow it took two years and a federal judge before someone informed her she’s a fucking idiot. TMZ reports:

Lohan claimed Pitbull never got permission to use her name … and therefore he had no right to profit off of it.
But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it.
The judge also ruled … Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress are also BS.

So not only is this great news for first amendment advocates, but now we get to watch Lindsay Lohan try and sue South Asian dignitaries for giving her TMJ. “This is way easier than getting a job!” she’ll say.

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