Lindsay Lohan: Master of The Subtle Art of Photoshop

Because she’s an idiot, Lindsay Lohan decided to promote her new waist training program – presumably to cover some “accidentally” unpaid bills – by tweeting the below pic which she later deleted after people accused her of Photoshopping it which seems odd (and out of character). Obviously, she was in the middle of an earthquake and/or dodging bullets in The Matrix when she snapped the shot. There’s a perfectly logical explanation for everything.

Lindsay Lohan Waist Photoshop

And here’s the replacement shot which hopefully satisfies you stair-shaming bastards who can’t appreciate beautiful, naturally warping flooring melting from the sensual heat of a coke-stained elbow. #CheckYourPrivilege

Photos: Instagram