Yup, That’s Lindsay Lohan’s Ass, Alright

Back in January, Lindsay Lohan posted an Instagram pic that was clearly Photoshopped to fuck and back, so you’d just assume over the course of the past few months she’d get better at it. Except this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, so naturally she found a way to somehow get even worse because here’s her latest creation where we’re supposed to believe that she not only has an ass, but that doorways melt in its presence. Then again, who are we to say she didn’t snort coke and/or suck a dick hard enough to warp reality. That’s sexism, and I won’t have it.

Lindsay’s previous attempt which, everything I said earlier aside, I honestly can’t tell if it’s worse or better:

Photo: Instagram