Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work

The Superficial / September 26, 2011

When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into the coke satchels she calls chins and went, “Yup, there’s the face I’m looking for.” Keep in mind, I’m not versed in international finance, but this guy’s trying to lose a shit-ton of money, right? Like a tax write-off but in rupees. Or pies made with children. Again, I don’t know Europe dollars.

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