Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work

September 26th, 2011 // 57 Comments

When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into the coke satchels she calls chins and went, “Yup, there’s the face I’m looking for.” Keep in mind, I’m not versed in international finance, but this guy’s trying to lose a shit-ton of money, right? Like a tax write-off but in rupees. Or pies made with children. Again, I don’t know Europe dollars.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    The bright orange ho shorts contrast nicely with the deep purple bruises.

  2. girl

    This site used to obsess on Brittney. And got really frikkn nasty. Now it is Lindsay. Seems that the writer(s) is aimed at destroying young women. Pretty angry shit and way played out.

    And btw — not ever funny anymore. Fish used to be funny but now it is just mean. Only funny comments come from a few of the posters.

  3. V

    LOL I can’t with her yellow cheese teeth. fucking crackwhore. That’s a model? Even kmart has nicer looking models. This label is just using her infamy to get some attention. So sad how she can’t see it.

    Fix yo teef gurl….

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    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the Pulp Fiction inspired side-burns?

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    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I know where the “Royal with Cheese” smell is coming from.

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    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Even this picture stinks.

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    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    The name of this shot is “Dog scratches butt on floor”.

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    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy gal…takes a crap in her purse.

  9. Lydia

    O_O man you guys go after her even without reason. i don’t think she looked that bad in these honestly. the clothes look cute, though those shoes are just stupid with those heels. and the way i see it, least this time she’s actually doing something that won’t lead to a court appearance

  10. Venom

    She looks cute here.
    She should wear that outfit for her next appointment as a high priced hooker.

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    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Good Lord, she looks messed up. And old. Such a waste of the beauty she used to have!

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    ptybl151
    Commented on this photo:

    yes lindsay, on you knees but try to keep your mount closed for these pictures…we’ll do them later

    • Deryn

      Thanks to Restylane, her mouth doesn’t close anymore. But, now that I think about it, you’re right — neither does her mount.

  13. Mitch

    That is one pile of freckled disaster.

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    Do Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    These unaltered pictures show the true Lindsay – hard, on the edge of being straight, but not quite there. And that’s the problem with LiLo at this point in her life. They can clean her up as best as possible and then photoshop as many still pictures as they want to put in a magazine, but there is no way to photoshop her entire life. The unvarnished ugliness that she has becomes “shines” right through. Kind of sad really.

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    team hot ginge
    Commented on this photo:

    this pic is very reminiscent of Jeri Blank

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    blueberry
    Commented on this photo:

    “Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!”
    -Home Alone

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice freakin’ shot.

  18. tlmck

    That has got to be one expensive photo shoot. They are going to have to pay a guy a buttload of money to Photoshop it.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s for sale if you want it.

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy, I hope these turn out better than the candids would indicate. She looked better walking down the street with spiky shoulderpads and a coke blotch.

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan does Chris Evans. Does an impression of him, I mean.

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    Pio
    Commented on this photo:

    The clothes are hideous, too.

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    SaraDevil
    Commented on this photo:

    Hollywood has not been kind to Courtney Stodden.

  24. She’s been getting a lot more work since Too Short became her agent.

  25. terry

    She’s D-list garbage now. Emma Stone is where this piece of Jersey trash should she be. She has really blown it. No pun intended. Well, ok yeah pun is apropos here.

  26. Tom

    I said “Walk the plank you Sea wench”

  27. dammitjanet

    In these pics she reminds me of Courtney Stodden.

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    Queef Sister
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she knows the discreet way to scratch her hook worms.

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    Queef Sister
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    This must be from the “Patriotic Executive Lot Lizard” collection. It will fly out the doors at Target!

  30. Whaaa?

    Prince is really letting himself go.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not working, her knees are together.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so stupid. She really think this is for a modeling job. Those guys just brought her over for a gangbang.
    So to her it is just like a modeling job.

  33. CranAppleSnapple

    She left a wet patch while she was scooting.

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    asHleY
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she might throw up her heroin breakfast

  35. forrest gump

    absolutely unbelievible!!!!!

    so their bankruptcy problems are around the corner?

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “A little further up, Lindsay. No, a little more. A little more… Still more…”

  37. JP

    Hope they have good airbrushing to cover up the bruises on her legs. hot.

    • Nelly

      Her legs are very damaged indeed (like her whole body), it’s surprising no one put some make up here (they may count on Photoshop again). There’s not only bruises, but brown spot, and maybe mycosis from what I can see.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    A skull purse? WTF?

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    If you, Rollerg—I mean, Lindsay…if you wrap your leg around…other one…your left leg…right…up around and over. Good. We can go right into doggystyle.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?” *uncrosses and re-crosses legs*

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay. Always the lady.™

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    Kelly
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    These pictures look like absolute crap! Cannot wait to see them all shopped up!

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    Nelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Grotesque face expression.

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    Nelly
    Commented on this photo:

    The photoshoped work will be huge…

  45. yowillie

    Spank and eat.

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    macks rude
    Commented on this photo:

    i wood hump that untill she says im soar down there,then nap, and back at it. and repeat…

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