When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into the coke satchels she calls chins and went, “Yup, there’s the face I’m looking for.” Keep in mind, I’m not versed in international finance, but this guy’s trying to lose a shit-ton of money, right? Like a tax write-off but in rupees. Or pies made with children. Again, I don’t know Europe dollars.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
The bright orange ho shorts contrast nicely with the deep purple bruises.
This site used to obsess on Brittney. And got really frikkn nasty. Now it is Lindsay. Seems that the writer(s) is aimed at destroying young women. Pretty angry shit and way played out.
And btw — not ever funny anymore. Fish used to be funny but now it is just mean. Only funny comments come from a few of the posters.
i agree. yes britney is a total fuck up, and lohan is going the way of it, but to bash them every time without really looking at what the story is about is getting very lame
supply and demand.
LOL I can’t with her yellow cheese teeth. fucking crackwhore. That’s a model? Even kmart has nicer looking models. This label is just using her infamy to get some attention. So sad how she can’t see it.
Fix yo teef gurl….
Exactly. Surely there’s a dentist she can fuck.
What’s with the Pulp Fiction inspired side-burns?
I think I know where the “Royal with Cheese” smell is coming from.
Even this picture stinks.
The name of this shot is “Dog scratches butt on floor”.
Classy gal…takes a crap in her purse.
O_O man you guys go after her even without reason. i don’t think she looked that bad in these honestly. the clothes look cute, though those shoes are just stupid with those heels. and the way i see it, least this time she’s actually doing something that won’t lead to a court appearance
I’m sure you feel better about yourself after looking down from atop your ivory tower at all of us meanies, but sorry, you’re full of shit.
And you’re kind of not making any sense.
She looks cute here.
She should wear that outfit for her next appointment as a high priced hooker.
if she does the catholic school bit i’ll spring a couple lines for sex..
Good Lord, she looks messed up. And old. Such a waste of the beauty she used to have!
seriously, makes me sad….she was so wholesome and pretty circa the Mean Girls days!!
yes lindsay, on you knees but try to keep your mount closed for these pictures…we’ll do them later
Thanks to Restylane, her mouth doesn’t close anymore. But, now that I think about it, you’re right — neither does her mount.
That is one pile of freckled disaster.
These unaltered pictures show the true Lindsay – hard, on the edge of being straight, but not quite there. And that’s the problem with LiLo at this point in her life. They can clean her up as best as possible and then photoshop as many still pictures as they want to put in a magazine, but there is no way to photoshop her entire life. The unvarnished ugliness that she has becomes “shines” right through. Kind of sad really.
this pic is very reminiscent of Jeri Blank
“Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!”
-Home Alone
Nice freakin’ shot.
That has got to be one expensive photo shoot. They are going to have to pay a guy a buttload of money to Photoshop it.
It’s for sale if you want it.
Boy, I hope these turn out better than the candids would indicate. She looked better walking down the street with spiky shoulderpads and a coke blotch.
Lindsay Lohan does Chris Evans. Does an impression of him, I mean.
The clothes are hideous, too.
Hollywood has not been kind to Courtney Stodden.
She’s been getting a lot more work since Too Short became her agent.
She’s D-list garbage now. Emma Stone is where this piece of Jersey trash should she be. She has really blown it. No pun intended. Well, ok yeah pun is apropos here.
Don’t insult New Jersey any more than it needs. She is from Long Island, NY.
I said “Walk the plank you Sea wench”
In these pics she reminds me of Courtney Stodden.
I see she knows the discreet way to scratch her hook worms.
This must be from the “Patriotic Executive Lot Lizard” collection. It will fly out the doors at Target!
Prince is really letting himself go.
She’s not working, her knees are together.
She is so stupid. She really think this is for a modeling job. Those guys just brought her over for a gangbang.
So to her it is just like a modeling job.
She left a wet patch while she was scooting.
looks like she might throw up her heroin breakfast
absolutely unbelievible!!!!!
so their bankruptcy problems are around the corner?
“A little further up, Lindsay. No, a little more. A little more… Still more…”
Hope they have good airbrushing to cover up the bruises on her legs. hot.
Her legs are very damaged indeed (like her whole body), it’s surprising no one put some make up here (they may count on Photoshop again). There’s not only bruises, but brown spot, and maybe mycosis from what I can see.
Mycosis fungoidis!
A skull purse? WTF?
If you, Rollerg—I mean, Lindsay…if you wrap your leg around…other one…your left leg…right…up around and over. Good. We can go right into doggystyle.
“What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?” *uncrosses and re-crosses legs*
Lindsay. Always the lady.™
These pictures look like absolute crap! Cannot wait to see them all shopped up!
Grotesque face expression.
The photoshoped work will be huge…
Spank and eat.
i wood hump that untill she says im soar down there,then nap, and back at it. and repeat…