Lindsay Lohan Found Modeling Work The Old-Fashioned Way

September 27th, 2011 // 51 Comments

I’d say these photos of Lindsay Lohan and Philipp Plein holding hands in Italy answers a lot of questions, but then I’d have to pretend I didn’t just see her snort coke and kiss a multimillionaire hotel owner in his apartment last week. I don’t like facades. Roy?

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Carolyn

    Lindsay, honey–are you TRYING to look unattractive?

  2. Jack Ketch

    Gah !

  3. Jack Ketch

    Her tits are fast-headed toward her waist … won’t be long.

  4. zomgbie

    she looks good in milan italy.
    she should stay there.

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    Sour Grape
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    It’s taken me a while to decide, but this corn-toothed short-toed freckle-pocked bint is really ugly.

  6. sitin

    I hope he’s aware that if he kisses her- he’s going to need tested for HIV, Hepatitis C, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia & several other lovely killer diseases!

  7. MarkM

    Man…he WAY overpaid for sex with Lindsay…Here in the states he could have had her for four vodka shots!

  8. subdural hematoma

    she’s like a bloated coke-toad

  9. Cock Dr

    Am I wrong to assume that the men she’s seen with in these photos are gay gay gay?
    I’ve always thought that most men in the fashion industry are homosexual.
    But there they are with LoLo, handing hands & shopping.
    Is she so proficient now at fellatio that it doesn’t matter what the sexual orientation is; they all want a sample?

  10. PeggyGuggenheim

    I hear she’s also the new face of Jerry’s Kids.

  11. GeorgeWBush

    What’s the big deal; like no one’s ever seen a crazy blond shopping with her gay B.F.F. before.

  12. Buddy the Elf

    Wow nice legs for a 25 yr old.
    FUCK she is nasty.

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    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she tattooing numbers on their arms now to keep track?

  14. Richard McBeef

    Assuming she stays alive for long enough, everyone that has an interest will have their opportunity.

    I want to go last.

  15. Do Freebird

    I’m assuming that since he’s supplying her blow, errrr paying for her modeling skills, that she’s wearing one his creations. It’s gonna be a bad fashion year at KMart.

  16. michiez

    hahaha her face in the first pic made me laugh so hard. she looks halarious

  17. Do Freebird

    They say all the great fashion designers are gay. This guy is as heterosexual as they come. Bad fashion sense, TERRIBLE taste in women.

  18. Tes

    Crap, just vomited on another keyboard.

  19. celebeverything

    Glad to see she is working. Still not sure why we care about her SO MUCH. She hasn’t made a movie in years, unless you count the tiny part she had in Machete.

  20. anonymoose

    Those bunions need to be kept covered up.Man, she even ruined her feet.

  21. tiff

    Why will this woman not wear a bra? Good for her if she’s got the goods but the girls MUST be supported!

  22. anonymoose

    Speaking of misshapen, what exactly is going on with her boobs [see 1st photo]? That is some very strange topography going on there!

  23. Can

    Is that the guy who sings “Du Hast”? Makes sense he’s hanging out with a haggared Aryan cokehound.

  24. andyconda

    in pic number 9, He is hiding his wallet behind lindsays back so she wont rummage though his pockets trying to steal it..
    He is a designer, but dresses like shit…shirt from “Staying Alive” or the beegees.
    pants from the eighties. michael jackson wants his belt back.
    90210 wants their hair due back..
    cant afford pants with out holes

  25. forrest gump

    it sure is the best option for her.
    BECAUSE SHE CAN NOT USE HER BRAIN CELLS PROPERLY.

  26. Alicia

    nothing like that we just f*cked look, huh?

  27. Mr Obvious

    OK, I’ll give her a job but only if Dina is included in the deal. I need at least two people to push my truck while I steer.

  28. V

    Told you she’s a prostitute. she actually went beyond paris hilton and all of those skanks. she’s an actual call girl for the rich now.

  29. SFRowGuy

    Old-Fashioned Way? Laying on her back with her feet in the air? Okay, that’s what I thought you meant. What’s the new way … a pommel horse mounted to the floor in the bedroom, or bungee cords from the ceiling? (Chandeliers are so passe.)

    I thought all fashion designers that are men are gay?? Then he must be one of those non-existent bisexuals we keep hearing about.

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    White: not my first color choice for Lindsey

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    doctor joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ya gotta let me outta the car, there are free cigarette butts EVERYWHERE!”

  32. Aud

    This guy’s previous muse was Misha Barton. MISHA BARTON, for crying out loud. This guy loves freak shows (not in a good way)

  33. lish

    That is one very fucking ugly woman right there.

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    fandy
    Commented on this photo:

    PaaaaaaaaThetic–tico (thats Italian for walkin with a whore)

  35. Cin

    Ew, man hands.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Holding Hands
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    Cute dress & even her sandles look cute! Nice summer outfit for a hot day. I don’t like her sunglasses, and her bracelet doesn’t go with her sandles. A silver bracelet would have made it come together, since there is silverish colors in her sandles. Lindsay is a natural red head, so tanning prob isn’t her favorite thing to do, but a some color is a must when you wear white, it just is. White makes her look washed out, and with how skinny she is, it makes her look sickly. Maybe just a simple specially made formula would her look tan, but not orange and NOT TOO DARK! Lord knows that girl can afford someone to make her a color to make her look healthy, but not ridiculously dark or fake orange looking. That’s the prob with Mystic Tan sessions, they don’t last more than 7 days, & most of the time you look orange. But I’m guessing Lindsay’s publicity manager (Oops, I can’t think what you call them?, I just know they help with a celeb’s image– outside image & personal image.) I haven’t heard much about her, so I thought I’d look what she’s been up too. Hope she’s doing better. Everyone deserves a 2nd chance, ok maybe more than a few. : P

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    OOh nice, I love these heels w/ this dress! I love it!

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