Lindsay Lohan’s Philipp Plein Shoot Looks Different Than We Remember

January 11th, 2012 // 100 Comments
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Back in September, Lindsay Lohan shocked the world by actually finding work at Fashion Week in Milan that somehow didn’t involve blowing swarthy billionaire hotel owners in a pile of coke. Apparently designer Philipp Plein genuinely fell in love with her face because, unlike all the bruises and other hooker wounds, he actually left Lindsay’s old teeth intact in the final product after shooting her in Milan. So on that note, we took the liberty of showcasing before-and-after shots of Lindsay’s Philipp Plein campaign, and you’ll be surprised to learn there was digital trickery afoot. Which seems gratuitous because Lindsay’s naturally beautiful, I know, but for some reason they felt impecabble genes and a childhood pressed into casting couches weren’t good enough. And I don’t want to get on my soapbox here, but this is exactly why young girls have eating disorders. Perfection just doesn’t cut it anymore.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Mando

    Do Europeans really love that gap-tooth, underarm hair nonsense or what?

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    NineInchNailed
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    I actually dig the shoes, they’re quite quirky.

    That said, Lindsay doesn’t look too bad all photoshopped here – but can you just imagine how much better she’d look if she had her real red hair and pale skin? It’d look a lot better with the photo colour scheme and the green dress. If I was Plein I’d have convinced her to do a make-over. Guess he sucks after all.

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    Silly Cleavage
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    Boner-rific

  4. doctor snuggles

    don’t panic.
    ………IT’S THE SAME B*TCH AS USUAL.

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    Jack
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    Problem?

  6. Nathiest

    Are you new? They have been airbrushing add photos since the 70′s.

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    Mamamia
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    How does her face all the sudden become sculptury…like, sharp and not fluffy?

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    Dude on the left just realized his modeling career went down the shitter because he’s in a shot with her. Dude on the right’s face is saying “I swear to God, you better photoshop her out of this. “

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    Kat
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    She still looks like shit.

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    Juaquin ingles
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    Jesus Christ…

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    Kat
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    This photo is basically a tribute to anyone who’s ever tried to walk down a flight of stairs and can’t get past the drunk bitch hanging onto the bannister.

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    Kat
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    “Finished Product”. That’s the best description of her I’ve ever read.

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    Brooke
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    With the same effects crew, I too could be goddamn Marilyn Monroe.

  14. LilBigOne

    I cant believe the difference!! I’ll never trust another magazine again!

  15. Donald Trump

    FYI – There are NO magazine covers that go un-retouched. Expect tabloids.

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    Mardi
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    Looks like she just saw the papparazzi she called mistakenly taking pictures of Donatella Versace.

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    Sabina
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    this must have be before her dentist appointment.

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    bondbabe
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    So was this photo shoot before or after her court appearance where she was sporting the turd-colored swipes on her cheeks?

  19. Crackula is getting work again. Great.

    Her frends just call her C-Rack.

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    Drundel
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    Teeth… wow.

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    cc
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    Maybe she loves licorice…haters!

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    cc
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    In the words of Rod Stewart ‘With a face like that you’ve got nothing to laugh about.’

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    cc
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    In 6 months, she’ll be Kathleen Turner.

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    gumption
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    bad teeth aside, she is truly hideous when she smiles. I am flabbergasted by photoshop.

  25. herbiefrog

    you’ll be fine : ) ))

    [what ?

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    somemetalhead
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    she kinda looks like my mom. my mom is pretty hot, but she’s a good 20-something years older than her…

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    Alotta Fagina
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    This reminds me of the movie “Orphan”….

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    spartacus
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    Yes it’s a WIN for Photoshop

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    Shazia
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    Whaty do you epxcet Lindsay Lohan is a drugged up whore who will robably end up in the Local Escort section of Backpage and doing outcalls for $200. When will this disgrace finally overdose and die?

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