Lindsay Lohan Parties The Night After She Promises to Put Herself On House Arrest

March 19th, 2012 // 30 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has done exactly everything wrong that a person on probation could possibly do including, but not limited to buying drugs on camera, blowing off community service, and most recently committing another hit and run. Yet, in the eyes of the state of California, she’s doing fantastic, which is why it makes absolutely no sense that she would decide to change anything at all for the last two weeks of her sentence. TMZ reports:

According to our sources, the latest incident prompted people close to Lindsay to beg her to stop going out at night until her probation is over. We’re told Lindsay agreed and will now only leave her house when she really has to … like for her court ordered community service at the morgue.

I guess the bar she was spotted leaving – the night directly after her hit and run – counted as something she “really had to do.” Their vodka’s probably medicinal. But, if you believe anything Lindsay says at this point, you’re probably the kind of person who thinks Kim Kardashian is successful because she’s a smart businesswoman who worked really hard, or that Snooki‘s baby isn’t already drowning in random semen and pickle juice. Then again, a bunch of those Teen Moms did end up spending their reality show paychecks on implants and shoving them into bikinis, so well played, women ages 17-43, Well played…

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Deacon Jones

    Well, on a positive note, she def. looks hotter as a red head!

    And she’s got the worst handlers known to man.

    • Hard to handle a train wreck.

    • Dan

      The only way to ‘”fix” LiLo is to murder her parents and then kidnap her and keep her tied/caged up at night with simple chores during the day and counselling sessions in the evenings for about six months. Maybe after she was off all the drugs and learned to work in a normal fashion she might be able to keep herself together in real life.

  2. aiollle

    every time I see a lindsay lohan pic I expect to see “lindsay lohan found dead this morning R.I.P”

  3. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
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    they all look so lost

  4. Larry Dallas

    Worse botched surgery than Janet in the later years of Three’s Company

  5. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
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    Miley Cyrus is the getaway driver?

  6. cc

    She IS cleaning up. I mean, she made it from the club to the car largely under her own power. And she looks less swollen than usual.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
    Cissé Mon
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    Brilliant, Lindsay. Cover your eyes and you become invisible. Moron.

  8. tattooette

    maybe if we actually had a justice system that couldn’t be bought out she would recover during her many months in jail.

  9. LJ

    My money’s on a DUI in early July.

  10. Floyd

    There have already been 17 retracted online articles about this thing today, most of them concerning her legal actions taken against her latest accuser.

  11. because you are ugly

    shit faced puke face lindsay is still worth over $20 million. she could wipe her ass with dollar bills if she wanted to then stuff them back in her pocket

  12. TurkusMaximus

    She somehow managed to fuck up the return to red….it’s as fake a shade as the blonde. Should’ve brought a carpet sample to the salon.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    Heh. Some demented Lilo fan has been stomping through the comments giving everyone the thumbs-down. Shaking and sobbing with rage, their lower lip trembling. But take heart, you really struck a powerful blow for Lilo, little fan! She will love you so much and forever!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
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    Say what you will, but this pants give me a hard on. Sure, I prefer them on Fergie, but hey, my little friend down here is not that picky.

    • Buddy the Elf

      I dont think I can finish my coffee, thinking about those bruised, pasty, splotchy, un-toned grandma legs.

  15. anonym

    now this is a hoe you can’t trust for anything.

    there must be a huge list of people disappointed with her.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
    The Most Interesting
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    “Why isn’t this pursewheel working?!”

  17. Kelly

    um these pics were taken BEFORE the house arrest article was put up on TMZ.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
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    Old Gray Mare, she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be….

  19. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
    George P Burdell
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    These pants were a mistake. Please don’t look at me.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
    Buddy the Elf
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    Hangin’ with the A-listers again, I see.

  21. Don't_wanna_live_on_this_planet

    Really? Would you speak about men the same way as you condemn ladies in this article. It’s extremely offensive.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Bar
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    “what a waste…”

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