Lindsay’s Escort Service is BOOMING

Last week, Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing hotel owner Vikram Chatwal in New York. Earlier this week, she was spotted kissing German fashion designer Philipp Plein in Milan. So, of course, last night she was spotted in Paris with a third man because her Venice Beach house and Dina’s Lexus lease aren’t going to pay themselves. Granted, it’s sad to see her accomplish in two weeks what it used to take her in only 24 hours, but she’s all grow’d up now. Fancy even. “Kind, sir, I’ll gladly fornicate your penis on Tuesday, for a dollar today,” she probably says.

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