Last week, Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing hotel owner Vikram Chatwal in New York. Earlier this week, she was spotted kissing German fashion designer Philipp Plein in Milan. So, of course, last night she was spotted in Paris with a third man because her Venice Beach house and Dina’s Lexus lease aren’t going to pay themselves. Granted, it’s sad to see her accomplish in two weeks what it used to take her in only 24 hours, but she’s all grow’d up now. Fancy even. “Kind, sir, I’ll gladly fornicate your penis on Tuesday, for a dollar today,” she probably says.
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looking good…
workin’…
no pronsbss : )
Looks like she borrowed some of Gagme’s shoes.
Cover those damn nasty legs Blowhan. And seriously, why the purse over her face in Pic #3, no I really don’t want to do it but she’s been photographed every which way and loose.
Her legs are gross, but have you seen her fingers and her teeth? I can’t believe anyone would pay to fuck this disease ridden crackwhore.
Imagine sitting a pumpkin outside for a couple of months. Come back to it when its good and ripe and all kind of moldy. Now punch a hole in it and start fucking it. I imagine this is what sex is like with Lindsay Lohan
It’s funny because right up until the hole punching part, I thought you were describing Sam Ronson.
French Fonzi says “L’eyyyyyyyyyy….”
Or maybe an Italian road show of “Grease”.
More like a wannabe hipster version of Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley.
Thats andre, he is an artist and club owner. He owns that club they are coming out of. He is also in a committed relationship with annabelle, sam ronson sister. They live together in nyc. Him and Lohan has known each other for years because of the ronson connection.
Hell yeah! The Fonz scored with Lindsay Lohan!
Aaaaaayyyyyyyy…… call it sloppy infinityiths.. no doubt she’s been at this awhile. i’d even bet jack nicholson hit it a few years ago in exchange for late nite coke…
When I look at that girls legs I wish pantyhose would come back in style
I’d wash her cuny out with kerosene before I’d stick my happy in there . Oh ,and I’d wear double condoms
damn that’s some funny shit right there!
Forget Lohan–I’m more fascinated by the giant 3-year-old in her jammies behind her. Toddlers get into all the best clubs in Europe.
You are a jerk. I wear my PJs out in public almost everyday. I own quite a few cute pairs, not like that other gross girl in the photo.
JC is a jerk for devaluing public pajamas? Really?
sorry julie, thats not normal. even if you are a 3 year old
Love the Fonz’s brown shoes, go great with the black jacket
HAHAHAHA what are those fuckin wingtips?? damn that shark tank!!!!
I know I’m going to recieve a raft of shyt for saying this, but; I can’t help but feel pitty for her. Here you have someone who had what most people could never attain and only dream of, and she threw it all away. And for what; ego driven entitlement, rails at house parties in the Hills, and sapphic attention from a bag-lady masquerading as a prepubescent 12 y/o boy. Yes, she’s responsablable for all her grief, but it’s still sad to see someone that’s so messed up their life.
…what if this is the life she wants? Constant attention.
I don’t know what anyone wants from Lindsay Lohan. This is just dysfunction perpetuating itself. And its ridiculously clear how she became this way.
That’s ANDRE famous graffiti artist
Does he insist on being addressed in all caps all the time? And probably refers to himself in the third person, too. “Hello, Lindsay, and feel privileged, for you are gobbling zee knob of ANDRE.”
i cant lie i would pay a little to tap that
You are a maggot brain idiot!!!!
It’s funny because right after the pumpkin part, I thought you were Chris Brown.
I think Seth is right, she is a pitiful thing.
And the real sin is that she is surrounded by people like her mother, who encourage her to go to parties around the world and to ignore her obligations for community service and other things. Not to mention the fact that she is probably flat broke, since she hasn’t had any substantive work in years, and probably pisses through whatever she gets paid for “modeling.”
I think at this point she’s being paid for whatever it is that she does in the international currency of cocaine & shoes.
Hmmm… Are they hiring?
“Oooh, let me hide my face with this bag so it’ll look like I don’t want the paparazzi taking my picture, then my 13 fans will feel sorry for me.”
Welcome to Lyle Lovett’s “fucking ugly shoe party”
Those dudes are so obviously gay.
:Here’s your red dress, Fancy, don’t let me down”
Fuck I just quoted Reba McIntyre. Shoot me.
How’z that community service requirement coming along? Is she ready to come back to the states & get busy mopping floors & scrubbing toilets at the county morgue?
Danny Zuko and Sandra V-Dee
♫ He got friendly, holding my hand ♪
If South Park can parody Russel Crowe having his own show called “Foighting Around the World,” why don’t they take on this fertile ground with something like “Lindsay Lohan: Spreading, Slutting, and Snorting Around the World.” Better yet, just make it a reality series and put it on the Travel Channel or HDNet.
Because there’s nothing that Parker & Stone could come up with that Lindsay herself wouldn’t outdo the next week.
not to mention she’s lawsuit crazy and comedy central are pussies (episode 201?)
Eh, you might be right. But can’t we give them more credit than that? Don’t you remember their take on the Snookie wants to smoosh smoosh thing? That shot was so funny I nearly pissed myself.
Probably because they shot that wad with the Paris Hilton Stupid Spoiled Whore episode.
The show you describe happened already, more or less, and it was called “Taradise.”
Ah, yes! You are right. And geez, if that train wreck still walks this earth, then that means that Lilo might make it too. Sorry death pool guys.
I think for an eightball she’d let you raw dog her in the pooter
I htought T-birds could only date Pink Ladies.
LOL
“Ohmigod, your flash! Please, the only thing I like to be blinded by is alcohol.”
Nice lining, Fonzie.
Squiggy?
Eeeeyyyyyyy! Cokewhoreamundo!
A working’s girl got to pay her bills and banks don’t take blowjobs.
Lindsay finally learned how to “Cut That Zero”.
The video that was made at the V Magazine Party by the guy’s who were doing photos and the video for the magazine when Lindsay threw the drink at them:
http://vimeo.com/29323674
Lindsay appears as the “pissed off” celebrity at 1:34
The Fonz steps out with Cokie Tuscadero.
Still got the best rack in the biz and I’d pay lots to fuck her. And so would all of you.
Uhhh… nope. But I would with Adrien Brody or Juliette Lewis, so figure THAT out.
@Carles Fuck no you can have her. I don’t need any cokewhore STDS and sure as hell won’t pay lots to get them.
You’re a sad little man, Carles.
What the hell is that chick behind her wearing? Looks like she just played dress-up in her grandmother’s closet. If her grandmother was a total stoner back in the day.
This is great news, just as I predicted she would become a call girl, but she is going a little crazy.
I wonder what her rates are, someone has to know.
the list of who in hollywood were and are prostitutes runs loooong.. here’s a short version:
http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/what-actresses-were-former-prostitutes-171111
sadly missing is the little girl who played buffy on family affair. she died on drugs in the 70s, a second rate street hooker.
wise up lindsay…..
I don’t believe at least half of that list. Although if you extend the definition of prostitution to any actress who ever romped on the notorious “casting couch” in order to get a role, I guess you could include half of Old Hollywood and a lot of the current one, too.
A-a-a-a-g-h ! Typhoid Mary is alive !!!!!
id pay a few bucks to see her naked, freckled body on all fours, with my cum on her face.
Isn’t that easier if she just do porn?
That’s what I reckon! Porn is a safer environment (unless they suddenly do a snuff rewrite) and there’s got to be less dicks for more money, one would hope.
can’t help it: CALIFORNIA IS FULL OF MANLY PROSTITUTES!!
(that’s why elton john loves it to be in west hollywood.)
This story had zero to do with anything you just said. Well done, Spambot Randomizer..
Do you think it was ‘Auction Only’ or “Buy it Now’?
cash only, bud. I doubt lindsay can afford ebay and paypal seller fees.
The French version of “Jersey Shore”.
“This new Kindle Fire has such small type.”
Awww. Look at the little guy!
Little guy, don’t fret. A lot of famous people/characters are short like you! Danny DeVito, Barney Rubble, Papa Smurf, Napoleon, Stephen Dorff (Aka Dwarf).
“This car is SYSTEMATIC…ULTRAMATIC….HYYYYYYDROMATIC……..”
Kudos to Fish for working in a Popeye/Wimpy paraphrase.
Not ageing well
100k a night is what I hear