Lindsay’s Escort Service is BOOMING

September 29th, 2011 // 79 Comments

Last week, Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing hotel owner Vikram Chatwal in New York. Earlier this week, she was spotted kissing German fashion designer Philipp Plein in Milan. So, of course, last night she was spotted in Paris with a third man because her Venice Beach house and Dina’s Lexus lease aren’t going to pay themselves. Granted, it’s sad to see her accomplish in two weeks what it used to take her in only 24 hours, but she’s all grow’d up now. Fancy even. “Kind, sir, I’ll gladly fornicate your penis on Tuesday, for a dollar today,” she probably says.

Photos: Flynet, WENN

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  1. herbiefrog

    looking good…

    workin’…

    no pronsbss : )

  2. Looks like she borrowed some of Gagme’s shoes.

    Cover those damn nasty legs Blowhan. And seriously, why the purse over her face in Pic #3, no I really don’t want to do it but she’s been photographed every which way and loose.

    • Clarence Beeks

      Her legs are gross, but have you seen her fingers and her teeth? I can’t believe anyone would pay to fuck this disease ridden crackwhore.

  3. Imagine sitting a pumpkin outside for a couple of months. Come back to it when its good and ripe and all kind of moldy. Now punch a hole in it and start fucking it. I imagine this is what sex is like with Lindsay Lohan

  4. French Fonzi says “L’eyyyyyyyyyy….”

    • Frank Burns

      Or maybe an Italian road show of “Grease”.

      • MJB

        More like a wannabe hipster version of Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley.

      • benny

        Thats andre, he is an artist and club owner. He owns that club they are coming out of. He is also in a committed relationship with annabelle, sam ronson sister. They live together in nyc. Him and Lohan has known each other for years because of the ronson connection.

  5. Alexandrov Fedoseev

    Hell yeah! The Fonz scored with Lindsay Lohan!

  6. wtf

    When I look at that girls legs I wish pantyhose would come back in style

  7. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    I’d wash her cuny out with kerosene before I’d stick my happy in there . Oh ,and I’d wear double condoms

  8. JC

    Forget Lohan–I’m more fascinated by the giant 3-year-old in her jammies behind her. Toddlers get into all the best clubs in Europe.

  9. Big_Mike

    Love the Fonz’s brown shoes, go great with the black jacket

  10. Seth

    I know I’m going to recieve a raft of shyt for saying this, but; I can’t help but feel pitty for her. Here you have someone who had what most people could never attain and only dream of, and she threw it all away. And for what; ego driven entitlement, rails at house parties in the Hills, and sapphic attention from a bag-lady masquerading as a prepubescent 12 y/o boy. Yes, she’s responsablable for all her grief, but it’s still sad to see someone that’s so messed up their life.

    • but but but but but but

      …what if this is the life she wants? Constant attention.

      • BrandiLye

        I don’t know what anyone wants from Lindsay Lohan. This is just dysfunction perpetuating itself. And its ridiculously clear how she became this way.

  11. Steverson

    That’s ANDRE famous graffiti artist

    • Deryn

      Does he insist on being addressed in all caps all the time? And probably refers to himself in the third person, too. “Hello, Lindsay, and feel privileged, for you are gobbling zee knob of ANDRE.”

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    crow
    Commented on this photo:

    i cant lie i would pay a little to tap that

  13. chris brown's manager

    It’s funny because right after the pumpkin part, I thought you were Chris Brown.

  14. Juano

    I think Seth is right, she is a pitiful thing.

    And the real sin is that she is surrounded by people like her mother, who encourage her to go to parties around the world and to ignore her obligations for community service and other things. Not to mention the fact that she is probably flat broke, since she hasn’t had any substantive work in years, and probably pisses through whatever she gets paid for “modeling.”

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    Cletus Longshanks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oooh, let me hide my face with this bag so it’ll look like I don’t want the paparazzi taking my picture, then my 13 fans will feel sorry for me.”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Paris Leaving Club With Third Man in a Week
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    Welcome to Lyle Lovett’s “fucking ugly shoe party”

  17. Nate

    Those dudes are so obviously gay.

  18. :Here’s your red dress, Fancy, don’t let me down”

    Fuck I just quoted Reba McIntyre. Shoot me.

  19. Cock Dr

    How’z that community service requirement coming along? Is she ready to come back to the states & get busy mopping floors & scrubbing toilets at the county morgue?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Paris Leaving Club With Third Man in a Week
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    Danny Zuko and Sandra V-Dee

  21. Snack pack

    If South Park can parody Russel Crowe having his own show called “Foighting Around the World,” why don’t they take on this fertile ground with something like “Lindsay Lohan: Spreading, Slutting, and Snorting Around the World.” Better yet, just make it a reality series and put it on the Travel Channel or HDNet.

    • Urbanspaceman

      Because there’s nothing that Parker & Stone could come up with that Lindsay herself wouldn’t outdo the next week.

    • JC

      The show you describe happened already, more or less, and it was called “Taradise.”

      • Snack pack

        Ah, yes! You are right. And geez, if that train wreck still walks this earth, then that means that Lilo might make it too. Sorry death pool guys.

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    Sweenis McFrecklenut
    Commented on this photo:

    I think for an eightball she’d let you raw dog her in the pooter

  23. StayPuft Overlord

    I htought T-birds could only date Pink Ladies.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohmigod, your flash! Please, the only thing I like to be blinded by is alcohol.”

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    TomFrank
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    Nice lining, Fonzie.

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    Governor Scott Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Squiggy?

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    shae
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeeeyyyyyyy! Cokewhoreamundo!

  28. Anon

    A working’s girl got to pay her bills and banks don’t take blowjobs.

  29. SoFine

    Lindsay finally learned how to “Cut That Zero”.

  30. LJ

    The video that was made at the V Magazine Party by the guy’s who were doing photos and the video for the magazine when Lindsay threw the drink at them:

    http://vimeo.com/29323674

    Lindsay appears as the “pissed off” celebrity at 1:34

  31. Lindsay Lohan Paris Leaving Club With Third Man in a Week
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    The Fonz steps out with Cokie Tuscadero.

  32. Carles

    Still got the best rack in the biz and I’d pay lots to fuck her. And so would all of you.

  33. moe

    What the hell is that chick behind her wearing? Looks like she just played dress-up in her grandmother’s closet. If her grandmother was a total stoner back in the day.

  34. Venom

    This is great news, just as I predicted she would become a call girl, but she is going a little crazy.
    I wonder what her rates are, someone has to know.

  35. sitin

    A-a-a-a-g-h ! Typhoid Mary is alive !!!!!

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    id pay a few bucks to see her naked, freckled body on all fours, with my cum on her face.

  37. Arzach

    Isn’t that easier if she just do porn?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      That’s what I reckon! Porn is a safer environment (unless they suddenly do a snuff rewrite) and there’s got to be less dicks for more money, one would hope.

  38. forrest gump

    can’t help it: CALIFORNIA IS FULL OF MANLY PROSTITUTES!!
    (that’s why elton john loves it to be in west hollywood.)

  39. Do you think it was ‘Auction Only’ or “Buy it Now’?

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    MisterSuccint
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    The French version of “Jersey Shore”.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Paris Leaving Club With Third Man in a Week
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    “This new Kindle Fire has such small type.”

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww. Look at the little guy!

    Little guy, don’t fret. A lot of famous people/characters are short like you! Danny DeVito, Barney Rubble, Papa Smurf, Napoleon, Stephen Dorff (Aka Dwarf).

  43. “This car is SYSTEMATIC…ULTRAMATIC….HYYYYYYDROMATIC……..”

  44. Frank Burns

    Kudos to Fish for working in a Popeye/Wimpy paraphrase.

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    jambora
    Commented on this photo:

    Not ageing well

  46. Chaka

    100k a night is what I hear

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