Lindsay, Paris & Nicky Went On A Bender

August 1st, 2011 // 37 Comments

Presumably around the time everyone paid attention when she walked off an interview with ABC News like a spoiled cunt-princess, Paris Hilton has finally come to terms with the fact that people only want to see her act like a drunken slorebox which explains why she spent the past three days partying with Lindsay Lohan in an attempt to recreate the glory days of yore. Except these two wunderkinds managed to fuck even that up by substituting Paris’ sister for Britney Spears. You gotta have a wild card, and Nicky Hilton is practically Mormon. Granted, she’s clearly had way too much white zin in these pics and beat up a homeless guy once, that’s what rich people are supposed to do or they kick you out of the yacht club. I saw it on Real Housewives once. Or imagined it while bleeding from the eyes and ears. Close enough.

Photo: Splash News


  1. subwayduck

    Always rubbing her chin. Always thinking, thinking, thinking…

    Er, I mean drinking, drinking, drinking.

  2. lastcall

    Better story would have been they pulled a “Thelma & Louise” except added Paris and went right off a cliff.

    Who picked up the tab on this gruesome threesome?

  3. Cock Dr

    Is there any booze, weed & cocaine left now in CA? They must have at least severely depleted the supply.

  4. My Left Nut

    Skanks on parade.


    Lindsay looks pretty excited to be hanging out with someone famous!

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s good for (more) porn and that’s about it.
    Better hurry on that followup to “One Night in Paris”…..getting older & the timing between herpes breakouts makes filming a bitch.

  7. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    Paris is such a soulless cunt. She couldn’t handle that know one gave a shit about her or her show, So She latches onto the fucking lindsay trainwreck. Anything for a headline

  8. so what, let them drink. maybe one of them will tear ass through LA (again). maybe at 130 mph..

  9. Snack pack

    So, they don’t think she is “Firecrotch” Lindsey anymore?

    • Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

      Lindsay has the nastiest crotch I’ve even seen, bar none. It’s just how I would expect my grandmother’s to look. eccccccchhhh.

      • Johnny Cage

        I saw a picture of her vag back in 2007. It actually looks really nice. A bit too tight looking for my man meat, but still very nice looking none the less. Her breasts still remain my favorite part though.

      • Judging from that picture her vag is perfect. She shaves, so no way to know is she has red pubes. Looked very nice and tight.

  10. LJ

    Not a bad idea.

    Paris and Nicky probably wanted to go out drinking and look young and pretty for the paparazzi, so why no get an older looking, burnt out drunk, to hang out with them.

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    Cock Dr
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    What shoe size is that? 16?

  12. JC

    The stench of alcohol, failure, and pointless futures wafting off this trio must be truly intoxicating.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
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    “Look, officer! See? I can walk a straight line.”

  14. Turd Ferguson

    Wow, Lindsey is so NASTY looking…just always haggard, splotchy with the thousand mile stare in her eyes.

  15. fester

    Talk about your wasted opportunities, if the Center for Disease Control had Predator drones…

  16. Clarence Beeks

    You know they are hanging out with Lindsay for publicity, then to sell her out to the tabloids.

    They laugh behind her back the second Linds leaves the room. You KNOW they do.

    Lindsay is so insecure and pathetic.

  17. bing

    Nicky looks like a freaking living cartoon caricature.

  18. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

    I wonder if these three witches have to share an eye.

    Or maybe a tube of Valtrex.

    • witches indeed. “fair is foul, and foul is fair: hover through the fog and filthy air.” perhaps their coven will prophesy a new lineage of kings.
      or just give them herpes.

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    Since when did Ceelo Green start moonlighting as a security guard?

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    Is that cop protecting Nicky and Lindsay from the crowd, or the other way around?

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    Background, black man, eyes, etc.

  22. anonym

    WTF is she doing out and about.
    is lindsay done with her community service yet ?

  23. And, topping out the scale for vaginal eugenics…Exhibit A.

  24. docvoltage

    Pray tell, what is the origin of the term “slorebox” ??? Thash a new one on me. If it’s good, I’m adopting it for work use.

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    Those were literally 25 of the most boring pictures I’ve ever seen. And I looked at the one’s from your kids Kindergarten graduation.

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  27. Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
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    Nicky is so ugly, like a clown-midget with an overgrown skull, She shouldn’t show herself on public.

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    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! Lindsay’s lookin’ shit-faced!

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