I’m not gonna lie: I mostly posted this just to see if the two of them combined would form one interesting “celebrity.” They didn’t. So here’s Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton having dinner together last night after spending a half decade making jealous, catty remarks about the other epically swirling down the obscurity toilet faster than the other. Even better, Lindsay brought her 17-year-old sister Ali along because, just like when your mom made the neighbor kid sleep over to give you chicken pox- well, you can see where this is going. (True story: My aunt actually did that with my cousins, my brother and I while my parents somehow managed to afford a trip to the Bahamas and my brother, who was barely three at the time, ended up in the hospital with a crazy fever. I don’t know why I just mentioned that, but something had to jazz this post up.)
Photos: Aspahan/AKM Images
Wow, Lindsay looks terrible. And I mean terrible for Lindsay, so the bar is already set pretty low. And her hair! Does she not realize it’s all falling out in back???
best pic of ALi ever she doesn’t look 40 for once.
There’s always a guy in the background saying it all while sucking on a lollipop and wearing a pair of loafers.
Why is she always squatting outside of restaurants?
paris and lilo star in the zombie plague: the beginning.
“I need to pee ,but keep talking”
I don’t think she’s going to make it to 27. Christ, she looks the bad side of 42 now!
That’s a beautiful story…..
Wasted Lindsay!
“Aaarrrrglrphhhhhh – I’m so happy; weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”