Lindsay & Paris Love Each Other Again

July 29th, 2011 // 75 Comments

I’m not gonna lie: I mostly posted this just to see if the two of them combined would form one interesting “celebrity.” They didn’t. So here’s Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton having dinner together last night after spending a half decade making jealous, catty remarks about the other epically swirling down the obscurity toilet faster than the other. Even better, Lindsay brought her 17-year-old sister Ali along because, just like when your mom made the neighbor kid sleep over to give you chicken pox- well, you can see where this is going. (True story: My aunt actually did that with my cousins, my brother and I while my parents somehow managed to afford a trip to the Bahamas and my brother, who was barely three at the time, ended up in the hospital with a crazy fever. I don’t know why I just mentioned that, but something had to jazz this post up.)

Photos: Aspahan/AKM Images

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  1. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    A simple “HERP DERP” will do here.

  2. Marley

    Lame.

    • Randal

      There’s certainly something to be said about the jungle pattern that Lindsay is wearing. It makes me growl for her attention and she’s getting it from another star in Paris Hilton. These two will create a frenzy of activity when out together in the clubs.

      Randal

    • Bob

      Ill give her credit. She is broke and she needs paris’s money for a amy winehouse episode

    • I wonder what type of new strain of STD’s germinated during this meeting?

  3. Jasmine

    2 has beens..Next post please!

  4. A picture is worth 1,000 STDs.

  5. cc

    They are plotting an ‘upskirt’ campaign so that they can get in the news again. Hey, if it’s your only card, play it.

  6. bing

    We want a lesbian sex tape.

    • karlito

      that’s why their friendship ended. paris wanted lindsay all to herself and linds wasn’t to sure if she still liked the sausage. paris got her friends to attack linds with ugly comments knowing that linds wouldn’t respond because of her fear of being outed. i’m sure they have a sex tape out. i think Nicole taped them.

    • Just a California Guy

      That would be the First I would pay for.

  7. Clarence Beeks

    Please. Either of them will do anything to try and stay relevant, so this is a good way to try and get some attention.

    Lindsay needs to stay AWAY from Paris. That woman is EVIL, and will sell stories about her. Just wait. Paris has thrown tons of people under the bus, which is why she has NO friends!

  8. While this is concerning, you actually have to have a Kardashian participate as well for them to form Whoretron.

  9. i stink

    after seeing that 20 faces of Meth post I know understand why Lindsay is blonde. If you do Meth you have to bleach your hair.

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    The VD was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

  11. upskirts:check
    getting minor jail time:check
    getting let off for good behavior:check
    bi-sexual relationships:check
    sex tapes:only Paris
    sex with a Marvel comics artist:n/a

    so what is relevant is a sex tape of each other or they should start dating each other.

  12. TomFrank

    “People are saying you’re not relevant, and people are saying I’m not relevant. But if we combine forces, together we HAVE to be relevant! Right?”

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    Liz
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    Why is Tina Fey suddenly dead behind the eyes?

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    Tracey
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    “Hi, I’m not really blonde.”
    “Neither am I.”
    “Hot, let’s go get wasted and show our kitties to the cameras.”
    “Fun!”

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    orangebella
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    looks like she isnt eating once again

  16. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
    that docta
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    that there is a man that i would not want to fight

  17. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    Obligatory emo/gay “friend” with “Yep, I’m a fuckin’ dipshit” haircut dressed in all black while sucking on loli-pop, just off-center…check!

  18. LJ

    Two paparazzi “celebrities” (without the paps and clubs paying them personal appearance fees they would have disappeared years ago) who are on a downward spiral in their careers.

    Neither of them understand why no one wants to work with them because, well, their personal entourages keep telling them how beautiful and talented they are, and how the world is always sooooo mean to them.

  19. See Alice

    Thry should make a movie together . What would it be called ?

  20. J

    *wispers in ear* “I have the drugs in my glovebox, let’s go.”

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    bernard
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    awww…..how cute….
    did they drop their coke again?

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    Kady
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    What is with crack-heads and sitting in the ground?

  23. Hey Hick Fuck You

    Enough with the hollowed out whores. More bikini pics please!

  24. Chucky D

    Obviously, when their pussies are starved, any tongue will do.

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    TomFrank
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    Tensions Ease at Neanderthal-Navajo Summit

  26. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    I bet they love each other into a new, mutant strain of herpes.

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    TomFrank
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    “Miss Lohan, you can’t do that here. That’s what the Ladies’ Room is for.”

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    TomFrank
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    “Ohmygod. Nicky’s leggings—Lindsay’s outfit—whose side is my sister on?”

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    Lerl
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    There’s a really beautiful woman behind that angry snarl of a look. She’s an angry model.

  30. herbiefrog

    t r u s t ? [pw[[w h a t ?…

    he’s totally perplexed

    huh ?

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    Colonel Ingus
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    Look everyone, Its Skankagawea about to lead Lewis & Clark up the river of genital discharge!

  32. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    “I look like George Michaels, thanks and you look like a celebrity”

  33. Mr Obvious

    Lindsay and Paris combine to form VolSTDron: The Defender of the Herpes-verse.

  34. Cya later

    Awesome! Now, when they get in a freeway head on collision on the way to a club, they can both die at the same time! Hurray!

  35. Ryan Kline

    They deserve each other

  36. Gimmeabreak

    Reminds me of those cell phone photos of them making out

  37. youcandieNOW

    That’s not a sincere hug. She’s just sniffing the coke out of Lindsay’s hair.

  38. Gerald Tarrant

    How the hell did these two get photographed together and we don’t get any exposed titties or vag? I feel ripped off.

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    IbePiglet
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    Nah, she’s not shit-faced.

  40. Rabs

    “These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon ‘gainst one another.”

  41. rough

    I understand Clinton and Carter made this possible?

  42. Arzach

    That is Crackwhore and just Whore

  43. Brooke

    The Dirty Duo then robbed their tenth bank in a row before LA police finally decided to do something. The girls embraced as they realized, at last, someone had noticed them.

    PARIS: There’s only one thing left to do…
    LINDSAY: *snort* Thelma and Louise ending?

    The two clasped hands as Ali, who was tied up in the trunk, sang a muffled rendition of Bon Jovi’s “Blaze Of Glory”. The next day, a picture of Kim Kardashian’s ass lined the covers of the racks at every grocery store check-out line in the nation.

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    skuddles
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    Paris for the love of god – stop with the effin headbands already!!!

  45. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    Obligatory flap flap flap material.

  46. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
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    “You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it”

  47. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
    taboo or terrible
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    Love to hate her, and at this point she is banking on that.

  48. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
    taboo or terrible
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    dead eye

  49. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Hug Dinner Ali Lohan Nicky Hilton
    taboo or terrible
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    The stench of desperation was the only thing that kept them upright.

  50. the one

    you’re expected to be an american LOSER?
    well, JUST LOVE ONE OR BOTH OF THESE WH*RES!!

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