I’m not gonna lie: I mostly posted this just to see if the two of them combined would form one interesting “celebrity.” They didn’t. So here’s Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton having dinner together last night after spending a half decade making jealous, catty remarks about the other epically swirling down the obscurity toilet faster than the other. Even better, Lindsay brought her 17-year-old sister Ali along because, just like when your mom made the neighbor kid sleep over to give you chicken pox- well, you can see where this is going. (True story: My aunt actually did that with my cousins, my brother and I while my parents somehow managed to afford a trip to the Bahamas and my brother, who was barely three at the time, ended up in the hospital with a crazy fever. I don’t know why I just mentioned that, but something had to jazz this post up.)
Photos: Aspahan/AKM Images
A simple “HERP DERP” will do here.
Lame.
There’s certainly something to be said about the jungle pattern that Lindsay is wearing. It makes me growl for her attention and she’s getting it from another star in Paris Hilton. These two will create a frenzy of activity when out together in the clubs.
Randal
Is Randal actually back?? Or is this an imposter?
Ill give her credit. She is broke and she needs paris’s money for a amy winehouse episode
I wonder what type of new strain of STD’s germinated during this meeting?
2 has beens..Next post please!
A picture is worth 1,000 STDs.
+1
awesome! hahahhahaha
+2
They are plotting an ‘upskirt’ campaign so that they can get in the news again. Hey, if it’s your only card, play it.
We want a lesbian sex tape.
that’s why their friendship ended. paris wanted lindsay all to herself and linds wasn’t to sure if she still liked the sausage. paris got her friends to attack linds with ugly comments knowing that linds wouldn’t respond because of her fear of being outed. i’m sure they have a sex tape out. i think Nicole taped them.
That would be the First I would pay for.
Please. Either of them will do anything to try and stay relevant, so this is a good way to try and get some attention.
Lindsay needs to stay AWAY from Paris. That woman is EVIL, and will sell stories about her. Just wait. Paris has thrown tons of people under the bus, which is why she has NO friends!
While this is concerning, you actually have to have a Kardashian participate as well for them to form Whoretron.
I think that would be called the “Whorecrux”.
after seeing that 20 faces of Meth post I know understand why Lindsay is blonde. If you do Meth you have to bleach your hair.
I’m pretty sure when you do as much drugs as she does, your hair just naturally loses all color.
The VD was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.
upskirts:check
getting minor jail time:check
getting let off for good behavior:check
bi-sexual relationships:check
sex tapes:only Paris
sex with a Marvel comics artist:n/a
so what is relevant is a sex tape of each other or they should start dating each other.
“People are saying you’re not relevant, and people are saying I’m not relevant. But if we combine forces, together we HAVE to be relevant! Right?”
Part of the beauty of this is that either of them could be saying it.
Why is Tina Fey suddenly dead behind the eyes?
“Hi, I’m not really blonde.”
“Neither am I.”
“Hot, let’s go get wasted and show our kitties to the cameras.”
“Fun!”
looks like she isnt eating once again
that there is a man that i would not want to fight
Obligatory emo/gay “friend” with “Yep, I’m a fuckin’ dipshit” haircut dressed in all black while sucking on loli-pop, just off-center…check!
Two paparazzi “celebrities” (without the paps and clubs paying them personal appearance fees they would have disappeared years ago) who are on a downward spiral in their careers.
Neither of them understand why no one wants to work with them because, well, their personal entourages keep telling them how beautiful and talented they are, and how the world is always sooooo mean to them.
Thry should make a movie together . What would it be called ?
Butch Lezzie Lover and the Valtrex kid.
The Snotty and the Sotty.
*wispers in ear* “I have the drugs in my glovebox, let’s go.”
awww…..how cute….
did they drop their coke again?
What is with crack-heads and sitting in the ground?
Enough with the hollowed out whores. More bikini pics please!
Obviously, when their pussies are starved, any tongue will do.
Tensions Ease at Neanderthal-Navajo Summit
You win.
I bet they love each other into a new, mutant strain of herpes.
“Miss Lohan, you can’t do that here. That’s what the Ladies’ Room is for.”
“Ohmygod. Nicky’s leggings—Lindsay’s outfit—whose side is my sister on?”
There’s a really beautiful woman behind that angry snarl of a look. She’s an angry model.
t r u s t ? [pw[[w h a t ?…
he’s totally perplexed
huh ?
Look everyone, Its Skankagawea about to lead Lewis & Clark up the river of genital discharge!
“I look like George Michaels, thanks and you look like a celebrity”
Lindsay and Paris combine to form VolSTDron: The Defender of the Herpes-verse.
Awesome! Now, when they get in a freeway head on collision on the way to a club, they can both die at the same time! Hurray!
They deserve each other
Reminds me of those cell phone photos of them making out
That’s not a sincere hug. She’s just sniffing the coke out of Lindsay’s hair.
How the hell did these two get photographed together and we don’t get any exposed titties or vag? I feel ripped off.
Nah, she’s not shit-faced.
“These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon ‘gainst one another.”
I understand Clinton and Carter made this possible?
That is Crackwhore and just Whore
The Dirty Duo then robbed their tenth bank in a row before LA police finally decided to do something. The girls embraced as they realized, at last, someone had noticed them.
PARIS: There’s only one thing left to do…
LINDSAY: *snort* Thelma and Louise ending?
The two clasped hands as Ali, who was tied up in the trunk, sang a muffled rendition of Bon Jovi’s “Blaze Of Glory”. The next day, a picture of Kim Kardashian’s ass lined the covers of the racks at every grocery store check-out line in the nation.
Paris for the love of god – stop with the effin headbands already!!!
Obligatory flap flap flap material.
“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it”
Love to hate her, and at this point she is banking on that.
dead eye
The stench of desperation was the only thing that kept them upright.
you’re expected to be an american LOSER?
well, JUST LOVE ONE OR BOTH OF THESE WH*RES!!