Lindsay Lohan Wears Underwear? That’s Not How You Prostitute…

October 3rd, 2011 // 57 Comments

Continuing her European tour/fundraiser, here’s a braless Lindsay Lohan in Paris Friday night, where she didn’t so much flash the paparazzi as give them a nice shot through the window because she’s fancy now. Later, she’d demand they all pay a quarter only to realize she has no idea how to convert French currency. “So this gum wrapper is worth roughly 75 cents, you say? Then I believe I owe you some beave. Flame on!”

Photos: Fame, Flynet


  1. Can

    Butter teeth: Someone’s been methin around…

    • Sand3y22

      lol she’s at it again. There’s a non censor video @ www. C E L E B U R .com i don’t know if its still up tho

  2. herbiefrog

    hey fish… : )

    still keeping it real >?

  3. showing what a perv i am here.. but those look like scarlett johansson’s panties from perfect score…. :)

  4. hmna

    C’mon, Fish, she’s just trying to show that she should have gotten the Linda Lovelace part after all.

    • Does anyone else feel moderately uncomfortable about the fact that all our jokes and digs on Lindsay about spiraling down to plain old prostitution are all coming true?

      • RIchard McBeef

        About as uncomfortable as I felt when Winehouse died. Meaning, no, not at all uncomfortable.

      • Venom

        Not really, I just want to know how much.

      • i do. mostly cos i cant fathom how her parents don’t seem to give a flying fuck how this turns out. they’d probably pimp out her corpse if she croaked. if that was my daughter she’d have completed her programs years ago and still be on a leash today.

      • BE

        If her parents had it together they’d pull a Britney intervention. Once the court gave the purse strings to a guardian, that troupe of losers and users surrounding Britney disappeared because she couldn’t give them a nickel. So – Britney got a chance to pull herself together. Problem is, the Lohans need interventions of their own so we can only hope it’s not gonna be an Amy Winehouse dive. A pity, when I run across the young Lindsay in old films you can see some talent. As opposed to the “famous for nothings” like Paris (whoops, no more!) and the Kardashians.

  5. forrest gump

    this is needed when you’re bankrupt.

  6. Clarence Beeks

    Her teeth are so gross.

    Does anyone talk to her at these parties?

  7. lily

    she looks better here

  8. It looks like her right arm is getting ready to jack off the dude next to her.

  9. Rupert Giles

    I agree, what happened to her teeth?

  10. Seth

    “So this gum wrapper is worth roughly 75 cents, you say? Then I believe I owe you some beave. Flame on!”

    Good one Fish, you made me spit coffee on my keyboard.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    And nope, those are NOT panties…

  12. Chucky D

    I guess we should be happy that she still loves peen but I think her next logical step is porn. I’d watch it. Online. As long as it’s free.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Is that a period stain??

  14. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    She wear under wear to supplement her income. Se sels her used panties online to pervs for big bucks.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    that fuckin mouth

  16. I believe these are the melons giving everyone listeria.

  17. I think at this point the underwear is to keep her from staining her dress and/or leaving a trail everywhere she sits.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    She really should clear her nostrils before entering a party.

  19. cc

    Lindsay’s next big break will come when they reintroduce Topol ‘the smokers toothpaste’.

  20. Picture #11 shows Lindsay holding her purse in front of her face, which is how the French prostitutes indicate they’re open for business.

    When their “shift” is over they post a sign on their purses that says “Closed: Please Cum Again!”

  21. BTW, did anyone else notice the bruising on her left forearm? I think it’s where someone touched her with a 10-foot pole.

    (I do like her jugs, though!)

  22. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
    Cock Dr
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    I think I hate those shoes intensely.
    This girl is supposedly a serious fashionista but here she manages to make a simple white minidress look slutty and sloppy.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
    Cock Dr
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    Bruised, scratched, sun damaged.
    I wonder when she last had a 24 day without drugs and/or alcohol.

  24. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I’d still love to give that a lick

  25. ChurchLeola

    my best friend’s mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy . cÓm

  26. LJ

    She needs to wear panties to keep from dripping all over the back seat.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
    The Brown Streak
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    I can play connect the dots with all those needle punctures in her arm….hey look! It’s a giraffe!

  28. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    what the hell, they look soiled.

  29. Chauncy

    Looking at the fifth thumbnail I have to ask – Have any of you guys ever wondered what that thing smells like?

  30. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    I’ll suck on those titties all night.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
    Admiral Buttcrack
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    Nice Sugar booger, Blo-ho!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    There’s something in your nose, crack head.

  33. BernzOoOoMatic

    Umm…Those ARE NOT panties. That is perma-cheese. If you look closely the texture would resemble small curd cottage cheese. Oh wait. It could also be a bread like substance from years of untreated or chronic yeast infections.

    So all of you girls let that soak in. You, like Lindsay, can have breaded, cottage cheesy goodness going on down there

  34. Well, DUIna outdid herself once again. She filed a massive life insurance claim on Linds. Three doctors (one competent) actually declared her dead. She came to in the morgue, guzzled all the formaldehyde, smashed all the Pyrex and staggered outside, stole the hearse and crashed into the Collusco Lesbico Italian lesbian bar. No life insurance payout. Now DUIna’s suing the doctors. Tra la la la la. Another day in Lindsayland.

  35. superb

    has anybody else noticed the cocaine booger in her nostril here?

  36. FUTMZ

    Linds is “up for” a non-verbal bit part in the remake of “Ihstar In Pixar”. Linds isn’t concerned about the film tanking, though. “With me in it, how could it fail?” she rasped, as she lit a few more Parliaments. “Movies only fail when I reject them”. When confronted with examples of box-office poison such as “Inferno” and “I Know Who Killed Me”, and other “projects” that have failed to materialize, like Linda Lovelace, Sharon Tate, etc, Linds got mad, peed on the carpet and smashed her champagne glass against the wall. LNor cleaned up.

  37. imabrat

    Skank is the only thing that comes to mind when I see pictures of Lohan. Aside from her being so laughable, why is she even mingling with celebrities? Her lips are atrocious, her legs are mottled and bruised, her arms and nails look filthy and no matter what designer clothes she wears, she still looks like trash.

    She may be trying to scratch and claw her way back up but in the meanwhile, she’s become old news. Her looks are generic, she can’t act, she’s too stiff to model and there are too many other 25 yr old unique, beautifully talented actresses that practice their craft out there. Her boat has sailed.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Panty Flash
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    skankarella lindsay

  39. She is wearing a very fucking nice pair of panties.

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