Vagina Selfie: The Art of Lindsay Lohan

November 12th, 2013 // 36 Comments

Lindsay Lohan‘s selfies have been a thing lately which makes absolutely zero sense because up until Sunday night she wasn’t even taking pictures of her lace-covered firecrotch. Except now that she is, everyone’s paying attention to her because if Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that Hollywood lives and dies on vaginas. It’s practically its currency. “Give me two flaps for a clitoris,” you’re guaranteed to hear someone saying followed by me laughing because, haha, “clitoris.” That’s not even a real word!

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    She looks really pretty in this one. She needs to knock off the duck face.

  2. It’s a photo shoot for Back Page.

  3. Dox

    I dunno. Every time I see a picture of her, I smell Jagermeister and Goldschlager….

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    Damn it. Why is it in black and white?

  5. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    I’m kinda glad this one’s in black and white.

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    Nice nipples.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    I see too much Dina here.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    That’s a good picture of her.

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    This looks like a crime scene photo.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    She looks like Wendy after a weekend with Jesse and the blue meth.

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    SenorSmooth
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    You son of a bitch….you said there’d be a picture of her vagina….taking a picture of one’s mid-section, while wearing clothing, does not NOT I SAY ! constitute fire-crotch photography ! You have mislead me before and YEA UNTO THE HEAVENS I PROCLAIM you have done it again DAMN YOU ! But not yet, because I think you’ll come through with some good stuff pretty soon…I hope so, anyway…

  12. Hugh G. Rection

    Very pretty. She should think about getting a movie career going.

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    I don’t see the appeal in this photo… where’s the rusty axe wound?

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    I.P. Freely
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    When did Brett Michaels start wearing a dress?

  15. sadly this is what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you. aka when you steal terry richardson’s briefcase of coke when he’s not looking.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    She is sexy! Seriously. Very attractive substance abuser. Me likey, me likey.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think “selfies” refers to self-mutilation and self-medication.

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    hmm
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    say, is that a tampon string creeping up her belly?

  19. miley cyrusisaslut

    I think she is into “selfies” because no one in their right mind wants to spend any time with her unless there is a BJ involved. Those people are too busy worrying she will trip out and think it is a sausage, then bite it, to be taking a decent picture of her…

  20. kery

    Linsday is a whore ;P

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    Teddy
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    I thought this was a crime scene photo

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    Teddy
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    Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    Teddy
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    Uncle terry must of been busy

  24. anonym

    no hips

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    yikes!
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    Sorry but WTF is wrong with her hands? Sorry but YURK! talk about Zombie sausage fingers. BLEURGH!

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    Lord Evil Uncreator
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    Yikes, coked out whore much?

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    Jaime
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    Nice look.

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    um, ok??

  29. Lindsay Lohan Panties Nipple Selfies
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    She is taking selfless in her dealer’s crack den

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    every whore on the internet has this selfie

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    Margaret
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    well, someone has to want to take her pic……i guess.

    still love to make stew in her pot while it’s around, though.

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    some black dude
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    I cant lie. I still want in there

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