Lindsay Lohan Got $2 Million From Oprah?

July 16th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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While I was busy going TL;DR on robots punching monsters in the face, word got out that Oprah Winfrey was not only giving Lindsay Lohan her first post-rehab interview, but also a reality show on OWN. And now we find out it’s costing Oprah $2 million which makes absolutely no sense because she doesn’t even have a penis for Lindsay to blow. *breathes into paper bag* The room.. it’s spinning so fast… TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Lindsay for 4 months. The plan — an 8-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but we’re guessing it’s mostly about her struggles.
It’s a better deal for Lindsay than just taking her top off. For that … Playboy paid her a measly $1 mil.

Oh, wait, “sources close to Lindsay” said this which means it was Dina, so absolutely none of this happening. In fact, now that I think about it, Oprah doesn’t even sound like a real name. Who do you think you’re fooling, rumbag?

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  1. Wait—are we sure this TV show isn’t actually on the WOW channel? (WOW = White Oprah Winfrey.)

  2. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Whatever the fuck Oprah’s drinking, Grigori and I want a tanker truckload of it. We have NEVER heard of such a monumental drunk as the one she must have been on to think this is a good idea.

  3. EricLR

    I know this is BS, because if this were a actual deal, they would be paying her in heroin and Valtrex.

  4. anonymous

    Unless LL is doing porn I wouldn’t watch 1 show about this bitch let alone 8 of them.

    Hollyweird just keeps throwing money at her.

  5. JC

    I see your confusion. OWN, in this case, is actually the Opiate Withdrawal Network. It features reality programming dedicated to imminent, drug-related deaths.

  6. BSName

    $2 million is a lot of Blow LIndsay. Have fun

  7. I think Oprah likes having her minge eaten, and Lindsay has been known to dabble in the cunnilingual arts, so maybe that’s part of the deal.

  8. Mitch

    Maybe she can use that money to pay back Charlie Sheen and everyone else she borrowed money for.

    Hah, silly me. What am I thinking!

  9. She’s lucky she even got that $1 million from Playboy. She was past her prime and heavily photoshopped in that shoot. And she didn’t show any vag.

    Oprah must be really desperate.

  10. Little Tongue

    Hey! Oprah! I’ll be your bitch for a fraction of what you plan on paying Lindsay. Also, I’ll always be on time, no drama, fresh breath guaranteed or your money back.

  11. cc

    $2 million. All I can say Oprah is being an enabler (of blow hoovering) is not exactly what I’d called ‘benevolent’.

  12. She looks completely discomboobulated.

  13. The Casting Couch

    oprah you stupid fuck

  14. Paquita

    How can she have BOTH boobs hanging out and her dress to one side,and not notice???

  15. mikel246
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    surprisingly she dont trip over those ole hangers,,,

  16. Nadlley
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    her black armpit! yucks

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    Margaret
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    Only childish women call men criminals who compliment there breasts,cleavages and rears as well as whistling. Ladies who tattle to cowards hiding badges are immature ten year old girls in elementary school who will burn in hell for this horrific deed. Its never okay to misquote Isaiah 29:21 to mean something other than what is being said, such as saying like, throw his ass in a cage like an animal if he says your ass,cleavage and bust is lovely. Did God command criminalizing compliments and racism?

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  19. coco_loko
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    yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! what a train wreck!

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