Lindsay Lohan Got $2 Million From Oprah?

While I was busy going TL;DR on robots punching monsters in the face, word got out that Oprah Winfrey was not only giving Lindsay Lohan her first post-rehab interview, but also a reality show on OWN. And now we find out it’s costing Oprah $2 million which makes absolutely no sense because she doesn’t even have a penis for Lindsay to blow. *breathes into paper bag* The room.. it’s spinning so fast… TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Lindsay for 4 months. The plan — an 8-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but we’re guessing it’s mostly about her struggles.
It’s a better deal for Lindsay than just taking her top off. For that … Playboy paid her a measly $1 mil.

Oh, wait, “sources close to Lindsay” said this which means it was Dina, so absolutely none of this happening. In fact, now that I think about it, Oprah doesn’t even sound like a real name. Who do you think you’re fooling, rumbag?

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