Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the child which is why she’s not being reported for hit-and-run:
The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light. The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.
So for the record, Lindsay Lohan really did cause two tons of moving steel to come in contact with a child’s stroller, yet had “no idea” what RadarOnline was talking about when they asked her to comment. Then again, she might have forgotten about it already like normal people do right after almost crushing a toddler. Ha! Happens all the time.
Photos: INFdaily
jill | September 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
First!
Turd Ferguson | September 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Disgusting human being.
qwerty | September 4, 2010 at 10:19 am
Well Fish DID tell us to take a good look at her car and run if we ever see it.Shame toddlers don’t visit TheSuperficial..
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm
3rd
Becky | September 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm
What a dumb bitch.
pookiewookie | September 7, 2010 at 1:07 am
You said it!
JRS22 | September 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm
lol How do you tap a stroller at 1mph?
fester | September 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm
About a hundredth as hard as you tap it at 100 mph.
fester | September 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm
There is a small snafu regarding respective mass ratios. Earlier today Jupiter deviated from it’s normal orbit and crashed into the Earth. No cause for alarm though, because it wasn’t going very fast.
Fortunately, Lindsay is not a physicist, so like, what-EVER!
fester | September 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Lindsay and Gloria Allred appear at press conference to announce suit against baby, nanny, and stroller manufacturer for damaging Lindsay’s Maserati in 3… 2… 1…
Sheena | September 3, 2010 at 11:05 pm
OMFG, you are so right. Nothing in our society is safe from Lohan now! Glad I don’t live in Hollywoodland.
stinky mcpoop | September 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm
That baby knew what it was doing the minute it set its wheels within 100 miles of Lindsay.
RINSEY ROHAN!
so what's new | September 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm
*sigh* What can you say. That’s our Lindsay.
grobpilot | September 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Somebody gave that cunt a Maserati to drive around? Fuck, I’m going to go out and get busted for DUI (several times). My luck, I’ll end up with a fucking rusted Yugo.
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I can’t wait to see how Paris tries to top this…. It appears Paris was backing out of her driveway when the unthinkable happened, Tinkerbell “accidentally” became part of the tire tread..
Deacon Jones | September 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Man I want to fuck her harder and harder every day.
Her tits through the tank top look superb. And her legs and ass are great. Lindsay, call me! I can get some good….take-out food for us!
herbiefrog | September 3, 2010 at 5:00 pm
lol babe : )))
jstuddle | September 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I guess I didn’t know there was a law that said you had to call the police when a car causes no injury or damages.
ae | September 3, 2010 at 5:30 pm
oh fuck, i’m doomed … i live near holloway drive.
steele | September 3, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I just like how she refuses to wear a bra anymore!
Michael | September 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Really?
Banana | September 3, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Does someone have to die for this chick to be accountable for anything? If any of us did the shit she pulls we’d be locked away already.
She hasn’t had a hit movie since 2004! BTW!
Basically she’s as relevant as what’s-his-face Caulkin
Bunny Foofoo | September 3, 2010 at 10:20 pm
This event is indication that the US legal/justice system performing on par. It will take a second american revolution to fix.
Revolting | September 4, 2010 at 10:52 pm
hahah another revolution! You do know that they have incredible weapons at their disposal? Notice all the quakes? hint hint
Jon and Kate plus Hate | September 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm
this girl is a menace to society. I would urge the parents to get rabies and tetanus shots for their child at once. Everyone on the scene might also have crabs by now, those pesky jail crabs.
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Luke | September 3, 2010 at 11:50 pm
What a dumb cunt.
captain america | September 3, 2010 at 11:56 pm
celebs wear these sunglasses to look eveybody in the face without being seen.
Emily | September 4, 2010 at 12:55 am
As much as I can’t fucking stand LiLo, those shorts are pretty awesome.
thunderstud | September 4, 2010 at 1:09 am
LiLo must go away! Can anyone really stand this bitch?
Mal | September 4, 2010 at 1:21 am
They’re trying to set her up.
timbo | September 4, 2010 at 1:34 am
If her car was going 1 mph, couldn’t Lindsay have missed hitting the stroller. If it was going really slow, couldn’t the nanny have gotten out of the way?
richology | September 4, 2010 at 3:53 am
i wish that could catch fire like the ferrari 458 italia
dudeatdudedotdude | September 4, 2010 at 10:33 am
saw machete last nite. it fuckin ROCKED!! good job everyone ESPEC lindsay who found a role she could break into cool shit with. too early to jinx the movie with the CC phrase but trust me if you like rodriguez, tarantino, ritchie.. see it this weekend, before the fuckin spoilers are everywhere. and btw she WAS naked in most of the movie, just ‘tastefully’
anon | September 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm
she can make it up to the baby by letting him suck on her tits. maybe finger her ass while he does it.
lyndi0810 | September 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm
when will she learn her lesson?
josh | September 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Your double-neck is showing Lindsay you old cockwhore.
kaili | September 4, 2010 at 4:13 pm
she dont need car licence anymore, car needs it!
She's Still Lying | September 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm
She hasn’t learned a thing from rehab. By denying it every happened, whorehan is lying to everyone. She’s not taking responsibility for her actions as usual. Bitch is broke, busted and stupid. Just the combination everyone’s looking for in a chick…
Rhialto | September 5, 2010 at 8:52 am
Well,i understand the baby is luckily unharmed! Hm,i wouldn’t trust her as a driver.
Rhialto | September 5, 2010 at 9:01 am
She’ll probably learn one day when that car becomes her coffin.
The Gouge | September 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
If the good lord intended for women to drive he would have equipped ‘em with common sense instead of tits.
Anonymous | September 5, 2010 at 1:59 pm
No. More likely she and her family will instead blame the car and claim the car was out on a witch hunt, was biased against Lilo, etc. and then portray herself as the victim.
herbiefrog | September 5, 2010 at 2:35 pm
what happemneded
to the comment ?
Bow Down Assholes | September 5, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Fuck that stroller! Checkout those shorts!
bedazzled=beawsome
Nate | September 7, 2010 at 1:29 am
Depends on how they asked and what they asked. And if they actually got a hold of her or a personal rep who really had no idea.