Lindsay Lohan Only ‘Ever-So-Slightly’ Tapped The Stroller

September 3rd, 2010 // 53 Comments

Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the child which is why she’s not being reported for hit-and-run:

The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light. The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.

So for the record, Lindsay Lohan really did cause two tons of moving steel to come in contact with a child’s stroller, yet had “no idea” what RadarOnline was talking about when they asked her to comment. Then again, she might have forgotten about it already like normal people do right after almost crushing a toddler. Ha! Happens all the time.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. jill


  2. Turd Ferguson

    Disgusting human being.

    • qwerty

      Well Fish DID tell us to take a good look at her car and run if we ever see it.Shame toddlers don’t visit TheSuperficial..

  3. Marcus


  4. Becky

    What a dumb bitch.

  5. JRS22

    lol How do you tap a stroller at 1mph?

    • fester

      About a hundredth as hard as you tap it at 100 mph.

    • fester

      There is a small snafu regarding respective mass ratios. Earlier today Jupiter deviated from it’s normal orbit and crashed into the Earth. No cause for alarm though, because it wasn’t going very fast.

      Fortunately, Lindsay is not a physicist, so like, what-EVER!

  6. Lindsay Lohan
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet ride…too bad it smells like an ashtray

  7. fester

    Lindsay and Gloria Allred appear at press conference to announce suit against baby, nanny, and stroller manufacturer for damaging Lindsay’s Maserati in 3… 2… 1…

    • Sheena

      OMFG, you are so right. Nothing in our society is safe from Lohan now! Glad I don’t live in Hollywoodland.

  8. That baby knew what it was doing the minute it set its wheels within 100 miles of Lindsay.


  9. so what's new

    *sigh* What can you say. That’s our Lindsay.

  10. grobpilot

    Somebody gave that cunt a Maserati to drive around? Fuck, I’m going to go out and get busted for DUI (several times). My luck, I’ll end up with a fucking rusted Yugo.

  11. Marcus

    I can’t wait to see how Paris tries to top this…. It appears Paris was backing out of her driveway when the unthinkable happened, Tinkerbell “accidentally” became part of the tire tread..

  12. Deacon Jones

    Man I want to fuck her harder and harder every day.

    Her tits through the tank top look superb. And her legs and ass are great. Lindsay, call me! I can get some good….take-out food for us!

  13. herbiefrog

    lol babe : )))

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Dye the hair, put on 15 lbs., take picture 4 again and call me

  15. jstuddle

    I guess I didn’t know there was a law that said you had to call the police when a car causes no injury or damages.

  16. ae

    oh fuck, i’m doomed … i live near holloway drive.

  17. steele

    I just like how she refuses to wear a bra anymore!

  18. Banana

    Does someone have to die for this chick to be accountable for anything? If any of us did the shit she pulls we’d be locked away already.

    She hasn’t had a hit movie since 2004! BTW!

    Basically she’s as relevant as what’s-his-face Caulkin

    • Bunny Foofoo

      This event is indication that the US legal/justice system performing on par. It will take a second american revolution to fix.

    • Revolting

      hahah another revolution! You do know that they have incredible weapons at their disposal? Notice all the quakes? hint hint

  19. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    this girl is a menace to society. I would urge the parents to get rabies and tetanus shots for their child at once. Everyone on the scene might also have crabs by now, those pesky jail crabs.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    The leather is all messed up and itchy on the driver’s side.

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  22. Luke

    What a dumb cunt.

  23. captain america

    celebs wear these sunglasses to look eveybody in the face without being seen.

  24. Lindsay Lohan
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    “gently nudged”

    Anyone who has ever, in any capacity, touched a pedestrian or a baby stroller with their automobile, please raise your hand.

    I thought so. Even if this story is half true I don’t think I want to drive in the same lane as Miss Lohan.

  25. Emily

    As much as I can’t fucking stand LiLo, those shorts are pretty awesome.

  26. LiLo must go away! Can anyone really stand this bitch?

  27. Mal

    They’re trying to set her up.

  28. timbo

    If her car was going 1 mph, couldn’t Lindsay have missed hitting the stroller. If it was going really slow, couldn’t the nanny have gotten out of the way?

  29. i wish that could catch fire like the ferrari 458 italia

  30. saw machete last nite. it fuckin ROCKED!! good job everyone ESPEC lindsay who found a role she could break into cool shit with. too early to jinx the movie with the CC phrase but trust me if you like rodriguez, tarantino, ritchie.. see it this weekend, before the fuckin spoilers are everywhere. and btw she WAS naked in most of the movie, just ‘tastefully’

  31. anon

    she can make it up to the baby by letting him suck on her tits. maybe finger her ass while he does it.

  32. when will she learn her lesson?

  33. josh

    Your double-neck is showing Lindsay you old cockwhore.

  34. kaili

    she dont need car licence anymore, car needs it!

  35. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tits.

  36. She's Still Lying

    She hasn’t learned a thing from rehab. By denying it every happened, whorehan is lying to everyone. She’s not taking responsibility for her actions as usual. Bitch is broke, busted and stupid. Just the combination everyone’s looking for in a chick…

  37. Rhialto

    Well,i understand the baby is luckily unharmed! Hm,i wouldn’t trust her as a driver.

  38. Rhialto

    She’ll probably learn one day when that car becomes her coffin.

  39. The Gouge

    If the good lord intended for women to drive he would have equipped ‘em with common sense instead of tits.

  40. Anonymous

    No. More likely she and her family will instead blame the car and claim the car was out on a witch hunt, was biased against Lilo, etc. and then portray herself as the victim.

  41. herbiefrog

    what happemneded

    to the comment ?

  42. Bow Down Assholes

    Fuck that stroller! Checkout those shorts!


  43. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks stunning

  44. Nate

    Depends on how they asked and what they asked. And if they actually got a hold of her or a personal rep who really had no idea.

  45. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Soooo Hooooot.

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