Lindsay Lohan Offered Betty Ford Accuser $25,000 To Shut Up

January 21st, 2011 // 41 Comments

Confirming what pretty much anyone even vaguely familiar with the situation already assumed, Dawn Holland – the Betty Ford worker Lindsay Lohan assaulted (There’s no allegedly now.) – was offered $25,000 to keep quiet along with an agreement to set up photos and interviews with Lindsay so everyone could cash in on this situation. The deal eventually fell through prompting Dawn to fire her lawyer, according to RadarOnline:

“Dawn wanted the amount paid upfront. But Lohan’s camp wanted to spread it out over a period of a few months, paying her in installments.
“That didn’t suit Dawn, so the parties then agreed, in principle, for Lindsay to participate in a sit-down television interview with Dawn.” The plan was for Dawn’s camp to shop the interview to various media outlets.
“When the deal didn’t materialize, Dawn became frustrated, fired her lawyer and engaged new legal counsel.”
When asked by for comment, Davidson said: “It is true that Ms. Holland and I are not working together on this case or any other, and the decision was mutual.
Without confirming or denying that there were in fact civil settlement negotiations, if in fact there were negotiation they would be confidential, and I would therefore be prohibited on commenting on it.”

Wait a minute. Lindsay Lohan has $25,000 lying around to spend on witness tampering? The same Lindsay Lohan who can’t find work because no movie studio will insure her? She’s definitely dealing. You know, I’ve always suspected it, but at the same time, assumed no one would be stupid enough to leave her alone with the product for more than 30 seconds.

DRUGLORD: Alright, puta, here’s the package. *sets on the table* Now to turn around for a second and pour me some of this delicious cafe mi abuela made….


DRUGLORD: Puta, where’s the package? I thought I just gave it to you.
LINDSAY: I dunno.
DRUGLORD: Loco… Well, here’s one. Must be getting forgetful in my old age, ah, puta?
LINDSAY: Probably. Can you turn around again?

Photos: Flynet


  1. M

    Someone better start thinking about putting this broad on suicide watch. Her career and her life are pretty much fucked beyond repair…

  2. Happy Spillmore

    mmmm…she looks yummy in that pic.

    Id be willing to forego her tuition at my “School For Lost Girls” and let her stay on “campus” for free as well.

  3. Gene

    She’s about 2 years from working the Bunny Ranch.

    • MarkM

      Do you think so? I’m going to start saving up now then!

      • You’ll need two years to save up $5? Mind you, you’ll have to find which dark alley she’s in at the time, so save up a few extra bucks for cab fare.

    • C’mon, why do you have to go and shit all over the Bunny Ranch like that? They run a classy operation with classy ladies. They’d never hire Lindsay.

      • Happy Spillmore

        bunny ranch?classy? Who are you kidding?

        Oh I get it…Youre in a trailer, on dial up in some mid western town getting ready to go in to your clerk job at the local “Pantry”…so anything Vegas is “classy” to you.

        News Flash…Vegas is a shit hole and anything associated with it as as well. The word “class” is so far removed from Vegas that they dont even call the time kids spend in the school rooms “class”.

      • first

        Hey Happy, look up ‘satire’ (assuming you can read) the next time you have a chance, then do us all a favor and light your face on fire.

      • Happy Spillmore

        @ first

        Awww, did I hit a nerve princess?

        Offend your humble abode on wheels?

        Or is Vegas your dream vacay?

        probably all of the above, huh?

        Its ok, I see a double wide in your future, with steel belted radials even!!

      • first


        You sure know allot about trailers and double wides. I’m not even going to lie, I had to look up what exactly you were talking about because I had no idea steel belted radials on a trailer was supposed to be some kind of insult?

        Your intellectual poverty has been noted, and mocked.

        Speaking of intelligent people, I would still pork Lindsay, I’d get her with the ol’ line of coke on the boner trick.

      • Happy Spillmore


        talk to yourself much?

        Yes, I do know all about it. It pays to know everything about the hired help, their dwellings and habits. Im sure you know what Im talking about…and have probably been through a few background checks in your day, from the sounds of it, right paco?

        Its cool though. Dont let the man (Me) keep you down. Youll graduate to mower status one day and be able to put that edger & trimmers away for good.

  4. Advice for the white folks, this is what will come to your door if you’re naive.

    • Happy Spillmore

      thanks “Geoffrey”.

      And you know this because…your inner gay sense tells you?

      I know its 2011 and all, but it is just pseudo queens that still spell the name Jeff as “Geoffrey” , right?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Wow, there’s my girl!

    Looking better than ever Lindsay, don’t fall off the wagon! Go to Hawaii so I can see some bikini shots.

    Speaking of bikini shots FISH, there’s some smoking ones of Jessica Biel floating around in Hawaii

  6. Kelley

    Her lips look like over-cooked hot dog wieners, lol.

  7. Bucky Barnes

    Would that $25,000 happen to be comprised of 250 Franklins with snot on one side and cocaine on the other?

  8. joho777

    Lindsay’s mouth DOES look like a suckerfish, doesn’t it? I wonder if that was the effect she was aiming for when she got the surgery

    Why am I not surprised that Lindsay is back to paying people to keep quiet?

    • Bucky Barnes

      Nice catch. “Suckerfish” was Samantha’s pet name for Lindsay, although the possible ramifications completely escape me…

  9. I’ll be glad when she overdoses on a cough drop and goes away..

  10. richie

    she looks gooood!!

  11. Lady Blah Blah

    I wish she’d offer her parents money to STFU.

  12. UY

    That whole bunch is spreading the credibility pretty thin there.

  13. miguelito

    i love U fish… i would love to gay marry u

  14. Mortimer Duke

    yall missing the point. The bitch is semi broke and could not afford to pay the $25000 up front. That or she was just trying to jerk the ignorant negro by stringing her along.

  15. JP

    What is wrong with her lips?

  16. Maybe she sees Lindsay as the duck that lays the golden eggs.

  17. right

    It’s time our (so called) justice system stop being such a fuckin joke, and lock this bitch up.

  18. Aggie

    That is a seriously busted face

  19. She’s paying someone to shut up. i think someone should pay her to shut up.

  20. the only opinion that matters

    quack quack

  21. Deryn

    Never having had it done, I wonder — do the collagen (or whatever) injections make your mouth numb, like Novocaine? Why is her mouth always hanging open like that? I dunno, is the “mouth breather” look the hip sexy thing to the kids these days?

  22. Lindsay has $ 25,000? And I would have donkey punched her for free.

  23. anonym

    those puffy lips look perfect………….. around my dick

  24. Niki

    Your Spanish is flawless, Fish.

  25. Dear Lindsay : Please hurry up and die so I have to stop seeing shit about you.

  26. Tawmie

    This Dawn chick seems like a real sweet heart.

  27. Aussie Mama

    Eyes, brow area, nose and lips, look totally different. she’s had the worx recently.

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