A NY Times Reporter Was Around The Whole Time Lindsay Lohan Filmed ‘The Canyons’

January 10th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Our server’s are acting up again, so while we wait around/drink the anger away, via our resident Ginger Swede here’s Stephen Rodrick’s awesome New York Times profile on the production of The Canyons which will probably be the last movie Lindsay Lohan ever makes once all of Hollywood reads this because Jesus Christ. You’d literally have better luck casting a dolphin to play MacBeth, and I’m not just saying that because dolphins don’t even bother stealing anymore after everyone just started looking in their blowhole. “Hey, has anyone seen my watch? *looks down* Flippy…”

Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie – NY Times 1.10.13

Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media


  1. Annie

    Anyone who works with Lindsay Lohan, lends her something, pays for her “services” and trusts her in any way deserves what they get. This woman is a sociopath, a liar, a thief, a generally horrible human being who belongs in jail and not in fancy hotels.

  2. EricLr

    For the hundredth time: When you’re done, give her a towel and get her out of the house before she can steal anything or ask you for money. DO NOT cast her in your movie!

  3. That article was amazing! Too bad they didn’t film a “making of” documentary because I think that would have done better than the actual movie! Plus it would have been great fun to actually see some of Lindsay’s meltdowns lol.

  4. B&WMinstrel

    Damn server’s.
    Injecting fuckin apostrophe’s.
    Oh s’hit, it did it again.

  5. If Simon Cowell wants a judge who WILL bring the crazy on X-Factor, two words:

    Lindsay. Lohan.

  6. Cock Dr

    I dare say the NYT article is vastly more entertaining than the pitiful production that it covers.

    • That is true of all things Lindsay. I would never waste time watching one of her movies but I am vastly entertained watching her screw up her life and watching her try to lie her way out of her problems.

  7. anonym

    lindsay needs to exercise that ass instead of whoring around giving blowjobs.

    Wait, nevermind. Keep blowing and let me cum on those tits.
    Won’t see your ass anyway

  8. Interesting that she’s starring in “The Canyons.” I hear it is a semi-biographical movie about Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage and her vagina.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      You’re probably right, Vito. There was another choice, but that’s the plural of “abyss”?

      You know, she looks fairly decent for a woman over 60.

  9. stratacat

    that article is the most riveting thing i have read in months. wow. just wow.

  10. JC

    They should have just replaced her with Stoya.

  11. What a fascinating article. Lindsay really does seem to be a messed up merging of two drastically different people and this just bolsters that belief. The story behind The Canyons could definitely make for a cinematic masterpiece.

  12. Dr. JFever

    After reading that I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. The incident that stood out for me was the crying for 90 minutes in a hotel hallway. That right there is major, very major messed up.
    You can just imagine her sitting there feeling sorry for herself when it is her fault, with an assist from her creepy parents. Addict, narcissist, and seems like manic-depressive. One very messed up young woman.

    The article makes her seem much closer to becoming dead than anything written about her. When she dies from something like an overdose the people who will say that stupid line about “no one could have predicted” will be even dumber than normal. She is a very good option in a dead pool.

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    We can thank Lindsay for putting the nature vs nuture debate to rest. Look at her parents… everything that’s followed was all sadly inevitable.

  14. zomgbie

    damn. make that into a movie. lol.
    after reading that i kinda feel sorry for lilo.
    toxic parents101.

  15. That article could be a movie on its own. Lindsay sounds like hell to be around.The fucking pornstar is more professional than she is.

  16. I gotta say I love that James Deen dude. His porn movies are always good and he’s always gets the job done.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Nice body. I’d bang her. Still liked her better as a redhead.

  18. sobrietyisacrutch

    I wouldn’t have minded if the article was actually longer. My God, what a good read.
    But no. It actually doesn’t make me feel sorry for her. But it does explain a lot.

  19. inkydink

    feel sorry for this twat. NEVER. she thrives on the drama she creates.

  20. Helena Handbasket

    GREAT article! If you haven’t read it, please do! All the juicy dish of celebrity gossip delivered by the scholarly NYT. Heaven.

    I don’t think it will matter one bit, though. Lindsey is bad news and just seems to thrive on any kind of infamy. Some twat will still hire her.

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    Joe Mahma
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    She’s a lazy, flabby, unhealthy mess. Even Courtney Stodden looks better.

  22. Amy R.

    This is a clear case of Borderline Personality Disorder

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Who’s the old lady?

  24. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    I agree… Super sexy. I’d eat her right up.

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    Joe Mahma
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    That broad needs to get some exercise.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    She actually looks fuckable in this pic.

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    Angry Bill
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    Give me 90 seconds and a leather belt and I’ll put some color in those cheeks.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    It’s kinda sad. She really could have been talented and super attractive. That body isn’t anything a personal trainer couldn’t tone up in a month or two, but it’s pretty much a done deal at this point.

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