“And then this morning, this scarf had sugar all over it. I swear the maid is wearing them while eating donuts, but if I could just prove it…”
Because a family that stares at each other’s freckle curtains, stays together, Lindsay Lohan apparently brought her little sister Ali to her recent Playboy shoot and of course, Dina couldn’t be more pleased. It’s important for big sisters to teach little sisters how to knock out mommy’s rent. There’s nothing more wholesome. Via Hollywood Life:
According to a new report, Lindsay Lohan‘s 17-year-old sister Ali Lohan tagged along for the nude photo shoot, for which Lindsay is said to be netting nearly $1 million. And, as always, mom Dina Lohan couldn’t be more proud of her daughter for her big accomplishment.
“The photo shoot went well,” Dina tells X17Online.com.
ALI: Mom?
DINA: Yes, dear.
ALI: When I grow up, can I show my vagina for money?
DINA: *pulls her aside* Ixnay on the grow up talkay. I already told these people you’re 18.
ALI: What?
HUGH: Why isn’t the brunette boy naked? I like prunes!
Photos: Fame
At least Ali has only one chin
When did Rumor Willis and Natalie Portman have a baby?
Bingo.
Caution: Morally bankrupt former child stars crossing
Hipster hookers on the loose.
Well, they help the CA retail economy when they pay for stuff rather than stealing.
This girl is freakin beautiful. Beautiful!
more like freakin hideous! she looked so much better before the drastic change…now she looks like a man
Is this the “model”? She paid some dude to take pictures of her for a portfolio, and she thinks she’s model material. LMFHO!!!
when did lindsay get back together with sam ronson??
I was thinking the same thing.
The question is who copied who, and why.
i thought she and samantha broke up… oh wait, that’s her sister!
That sign ought to read “Slow Children Crossing.”
what is lindsay wearing?? a mens sport coat??
It’s a sad world when someone so thin and tired looking is called beautiful. JJJ it’s because of people like you eating disorders still exist
I wonder if by changing her hair back to red, would make her look a bit like back in the day.
They made Ali into a SAmantha Ronsen clone for Lindsey. Sick family. Wonder when that sex tape will come out.
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