But she’s so.. handsome.
Thanks to being virtually unemployable, Lindsay Lohan agreed to a full-frontal spread in Playboy which has already gone through a reshoot after Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the first batch. And apparently this new batch might not even make the cut, according to RadarOnline:
The 25-year-old troubled starlet had to strip down to nothing for a second time for Hugh Hefner’s iconic men’s magazine when the Playboy execs weren’t happy with her first set of photos, but the second time was a charm.
“The pictures Lindsay took last week are much better than the first set,” a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“The final decision gets made by Hef on which pictures go in the magazine,” the source said. … “There is never a guarantee that everyone will like the photos or that they will be of high enough quality to use for the cover.”
So Lindsay finally did enough coke that her tits turned into those sandworms from Beetlejuice, that’s the only explanation here. In the meantime, if Playboy ultimately doesn’t like these photos, they don’t have to pay her the full million, or whatever it was, which means Hugh Hefner basically tricked her into coming in and showing him her vagina – twice – because she’s so desperate for money absolutely every other option is on the table. I may talk a lot of shit about the old man, but this is probably the coolest thing he’s done in a while. I’m not even being sarcastic. I wish he was my dad.
Photo: Splash News
Hef needs to get some forensic crime scene photographers from the medical examiner’s office down to the mansion to discuss photographing bodies in various stages of decay.
Nailed it.
Lindsay is going to come out looking like a star. She has great muscle tone, healthy long hair, bedroom eyes and lips many women would die for. That’s a package playboy should be happy to have before their cameras for any spread, let alone Lindsay Lohan.
Randal
Hi, my name is Randal, and I like little boys. I also like being a suckup to every celebrity in hollywood, because I have no life and that’s how I get my jollies. Oh, that and little boys; did I mention that already?
Randal
HEALTHY LONG HAIR?
that is fake shit attached to her head. she looks disgusting as a blonde.
Beating off to Means Girls has kind of run its course dude.
Randal, it sounds like you’re still not up on your meds. You probably want to call your doc in the morning and talk to him about some pharmacological adjustments ‘cuz it sounds like you’re flirting with Tardive Dyskinesia.
She has great muscle tone? You’ve been looking at the wrong person. Lohan has absolutely NO muscle tone.
Randal, your a sick SOB! Are you that damn stupid/retarted that you make a post like that, and your I.P. address has found and now been recorded? This isn’t the year 2005. Tech. has advanced and so has the knowlage of PC users. Hence you have been in trouble twice already for sex crimes against three minors. Time for you to go back to jail and leave children ALONE!
Hopfully they will pass a law that sickos like you end up in prison with prisoners that HATE and would love to beat your ass on an everyday basis for molesting children.
Again-your I.P. has been seen and the authoritys have been notified of your activity(s) online as well as in the state of CA.
Have Fun in Prision!
Your friend.
Pam (Not a little boy-someone you will meet soon ;)
Perhaps her was looking for fire crotch, but got genital warts instead.
her=Hef
What a complete fucking mess. Somebody get this muppet a toothbrush.
ZING!
She’s gotten her teeth fixed (probably caps?) since this pic was taken, and lately she actually looks good. She’s still a stupid, inconsiderate, irresponsible cunt. But she looks good!
And that’s all that fucking matters!
I have faith in Hef’s production team. They will polish that turd right up.
lmao “They will polish that turd right up” Thats too damn funny!
Considering the amount of photoshopping all the Playboy women get these days, I don’t see this as an issue.
But most of those women have something with which to work. There isn’t anything that can be done to this chick to make her look any better except maybe embalming.
Hopefully, she won’t get the cover and they’ll stick her as the last pictorial. Then again, I hope they just throw the pics out and tell her it didn’t work out.
Or maybe they’ll use the pics of Dorothy Stratten since it’s the same thing.
this pig needs to die…but first let me see those plumpies.
The AARP should step in and save Hef, for surely this constitutes elder abuse!
On the other hand, maybe Hef could get in some hot water for taking nude pictures of someone with the IQ and common sense of a nine-year-old.
Totally unrelated, but i have a question for ya Fish. what do a Penn State football coach, a Catholic priest, and acne have in common? They all come on a boy’s face when he hits 12 years old!
If you want to be clever, at least be original. This joke is ancient, involving Micheal Jackson. Nice try though.
Sorry to have offended your obvious comedic genius Drew.
‘“The pictures Lindsay took last week are much better than the first set,” a source exclusively told’
Not mentioned…the exhaustive search for a body double that occurred in those 7 days.
They picked up the wrong body from the morgue.
I wonder what that white ass jail tan is going to look like. Like others said, those photos will be so doctored they probably look good.
I bet they remove all the freckles too.
lol!
Can that old, blind, deviant pedophile even see anymore?
How the hell is he even making decisions anymore?
I am looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan in Playboy. And I hope that Playboy releases all the photos. I want to see the first photoshoot too.
One of his last moments of lucidity, and he used it to save the 17 of us who haven’t already seen LiLo naked. You’re a true hero, Mr. Hefner.
I thought she was a coke addict. It looks more like a meth problem here.
Just go do porn and have fun.
Looking good…for a 40 year old housewife.
The first batch kept crashing Photoshop.
“Not one brown eye shot? Do them again!”
lol
Lets see:
She has a meth mouth, saggy titties and her face looks like she has been going super heavy on juvederm!!!
Um, I would have a problem using that skank myself.
Although, serial killer Ed Gains would have had a field day with her.
Probably just wanted to get a new set of her with her new teeth, after all the uproar about his “Crackwhores of the S.E.C.” went over.
They were able to make a 50 year old Victoria Gotti and a 60 year old Nancy Sinatra good enough to get Hefs bone up, but Lindsay made him ask for the Viagra. Congrats on a job well done LILO.
They were able to make a 50 year old Victoria Gotti and a 60 year old Nancy Sinatra good enough to get Hefs bone up, but Lindsay made him ask for the Viagra. Congrats on a job well done LILO.
I was going to write something really snarky…but it felt too much like kicking a 8th ave. crack whore who’s passed out after servicing half the Javits Center.
Good luck Lindsay. Hope you can find real peace and happiness before you finally check out and it’s too late.
12th Ave.
BS! haters going to hate.
Wow….those photos had to have been really bad for Playboy’s photoshop team to say “We need a reshoot. We are photoshoppers; not illusionists.”
lol! That’s probably exactly what happened. “We’re not MIRACLE WORKERS, CAPTAIN!”
Lindsay: Does any here know me? This is not Lindsay. Does Lindsay walk thus? speak thus? Where are her eyes? Either her notion weakens, her discernings are lethargied – Ha! Walking? ‘Tis not so. Who is it that can tell me who I am?
Samantha Ronson: Lindsay’s shadow.
Nice chins.
You can’t polish a turd. Airbrush, yes…polish, no.
I have an Android app for that on my smart phone…
Hey! It’s Stifflers Mom!
i wish they had made tara reid show her vagina. i already saw her tits before playboy
I don’t… her labia is probably as droopy as her tits. Yuck.
Attention Hef:
Sometimes bad publicity is NOT good publicity.
So, how much Spackle did they order for the second shoot?
sorry, but most people, like me, can’t masturbate when she is around.
I’m gonna drink a fifth of tequila and a six pack and I should then be able to beat off to linds pb pics…… I think…..
I see Lindsay is sporting a new addition to her chin collection.
Judging by that photo she clearly misunderstood the expression “spread your cheeks!”
I can’t believe at one point I used to find her sexy.
Do people even still BUY Playboy?
This rag has been going down hill for the last 20 years.
They deserve each other.
Hef wants a big hit before he goes down the drain, and the morbidly curious will buy this one. (I won’t)
Why buy Playboy? The pics show up on the internet for free.
She didn’t get new teeth. They still look like she just ate a doo doo sandwich.
What a shock She has terrible skin….. she has aged way beyond her years…… the freckles are too intence…. she has …always looked better clothed her boobs are nice but look better covered
no, it’s HATCHET face without the make up.
Ignorance, these women ate with HANDS berries stain teeth AND THE SKIN
the hair matches the theets:))))the good side is that her hair look decently
Her hair looks gross and over processed. She looks like a cheap hooker.. not even a high class hooker. Her mom must be really proud of her daughters. Both look like a plastic surgery “gone bad” ad. If she lives to be 35 it will be a miracle..but her mom won’t care.. she has Ashley.. who looks like a freak with her new lips and cheek implants.. Oh wait.. her mom said neither girl has anything fake.. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT
uff !
This isn’t nail polish. I’ve met plenty of drug users and I can honestly tell you that the bruising on her hand was caused by the heat of the glass meth/crack pipe. You begin to feel so good that you don’t notice the heat and it destroys your fingers. It appears shiny because her hand is swollen and perspiring.
What’s so new about LiLo exposing herself in Playboy?…She has been showing her rear end in public and in court for months….
Im surprised no one realizes whats going on, she is most likely using crystal meth, meth messes with your blood stream causing the purple/blue/black color on the extremities as well as rotting the teeth…the chip in the front is cause the meth is eating away at the teeth causing them to become brittle and break very easily.I hope im wrong though, but its very clear to me having much experience with that horrible drug.I will pray for her.
Wtf? If swearing nail polish on your hand supposed to be cool and make you look incapable and old? Or what? Just wtf.
that’s just nail polish. no big deal. she’s doing her own manicure, good sign — she’s adjusting to her current financial situation :P
One should never paint their own nails when cranked up on crack…..word from your mother.