Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Nude’ Playboy Cover

December 8th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Yesterday the Internet was all a-titter over a “leaked” (Well played, Dina.) photo of Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy cover even though a.) it’s a just a horribly lit photo of the cover, b.) I’ve seen more nudity through Reese Witherspoon’s yoga pants and c.) this might as well be a cartoon character, it’s that airbrushed. If this spread turns out to be nothing but Lindsay’s head Photoshopped onto Jessica Rabbit’s body, I swear to God I’m gonna be.. probably aroused.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Butt Tight Jeans Courthouse
    TM
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute. I thought celebrities were supposed to have entourages and be surrounded by people. Why is she all alone? Oh wait…yah….

  2. Schmidtler

    looks like JWoww’s melty derp faced Maxim cover turned out better, and her spread will have more nudity than Lohan’s playboy shoot?

  3. *yawn*

    Not paying for something I’ve seen already.They could make it interesting and make it scratch and sniff.

  4. zil

    Think of how many freckles they had to airbrush.

  5. Look, it’s going to take the world’s best artists and all the processing power we can get hold of just to clean up the face. Can we just superimpose something over the body? Like a big rabbit?

  6. Gary

    I love that we live in an age where there’s a 100% chance the photos will hit the internet a week before the magazines does, and I won’t have to pay money to see it and go, “Huh. So that’s what she looks like.” (come on, I can’t be the only one who’s curious)

    Whoever’s job it is at Playboy to keep the news about the internet being invented away from Heff — thanks, and keep up the great work!

  7. guesty

    Don’t count on seeing what she looks like. Layers upon layers of Photoshop to make her look ‘good.’

  8. blahblah

    i am so glad that chair is over here, its already to much of her that i can see.. she looks nasty

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    Is saggy and pasty the new look? I can’t get on board with that.
    I know she is deluded and thinks she looks lovely, but how can she not recognise that her boobs resemble two plastic bags full of custard?

  10. welldoneson

    Harvey: fuck off and die.

  11. welidoneson, have a nice day.

  12. Rinsey Rohan

    Drop dead Harvey! You make me sick!

  13. thank you i’m glad your sick !

  14. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude
    Uneverknow2424
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, yeah!! Yadda, yadda…..jump on the hate train, but you GUYS are all looking!!! Act like ur disgusted, but like all guys, ur probably B****** off. Retards.

    • Abner von Lung

      You’re right, I’ve already dumped about a gallon of my hot prostate gumbo with this one picture alone! Can’t wait for the issue. I hope she shows her cooter.
      P.S. If anyone is interested in my toilet habits – I just unloaded the Vietnam of all bowel movements.

  15. LJ

    So they got the bunny giving Lindsay head, covering her saggy tits with his ears and they photoshopped all the freckles off.

  16. FunbagsforFreddie

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, THIS CHICK IS SPENT!

    Spent, spent, spent.

    But I guess I’ve got to give her props for suckering Playboy into giving her money for nothing. Most chicks have to actually get naked for that.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Butt Tight Jeans Courthouse
    Bri
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t she afford clothes that look like they weren’t bought at a thrift store?????? She is gross!

  18. forrest gump

    we must feel sorry with the shape of her breasts.
    well, after the “Lip-Job” advice her on T*TS!!!!!!!

  19. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUNKS!!! It seems like everyone who posts on this blog has been urging Lindsay to “do porn” before she kicks the bucket. Well, she has just taken the first step and all you people can do is FUCKING BELLY ACHE. She isn’t nude enough; she’s totally Photoshopped; blah-blah-blah.

    Hey, ass gaskets! The pictures haven’t even been released or posted yet. Fer fucksake, y’all are getting free ganders at a moderately hot young woman, about whom you have been clamoring to show something, and you bitch, bitch, bitch. Sometimes I’m ashamed that I even visit here…

  20. Lindsay Lohan Butt Tight Jeans Courthouse
    Jerube
    Commented on this photo:

    she is wearing baggy pants to hide her ass, right? right?

  21. Nutjob

    The internets showed me the photos, theme: Marilyn Monroe.
    You can’t even tell it’s Lindsay Lohan, seriously she could have worn a hockeymask and the result would have been the same.
    How are we supposed to masturbate if we can’t relate .. how ? HOW ? dammit

  22. herbiefrog

    we never said she could be yours…

    …ours ))

  23. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude
    Vin Scummy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, the pics are disappointing. Only one of the three critical orifices is represented. Jeez, Lilo is a little pussy that much to ask? For a million bucks, we should have seen your dad drilling you in the ass.

  24. meh

    Playboy leaked the photos. They knew they wouldn’t sell copy one with Lohan in it, so they leaked it instead. Tons and tons of free publicity and when it doesn’t sell they can simply say because it was leaked.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a lot of love for the nude Lilo. I Lilove her. Fuck the haters. Great tits.

  26. marie

    What has become of this world. Do people actually want to see Lindsey Lohan’s naked and photo shopped body??? Is Ugly the new trend….Jwow was just on Maxim and she is Ugly, too.

  27. star

    She comes out naked in Robert Rodriguez last flick. We already know what she looks like nude.

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