Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude For Playboy

October 25th, 2011 // 164 Comments

Let the descent into porn begin. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.

$750,000 for Lindsay Lohan?! How senile is Hugh Hefner getting over there? He’s probably letting woman with real tits live in the mansion at this point. It’s goddamn anarchy! Well, now that we know how Lindsay planned to eventually pay her lawyer because that one was bugging me, it’s nice to see her dad commemorated this day by reminding everyone how he’s one half the blame for the freckle-FUBAR that’s Lindsay’s life:

Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan’s dad at 1:10AM ET after they responded to reports of a fight between Michael and a live-in girlfriend. Law enforcement sources confirm it was Lohan’s on again-off again GF Kate Major.
Now this part is classic Lohan: We’re told Michael complained of chest pains when he was taken into custody — so police took him to a hospital. We’re told Michael was treated, and then was attempting to slip out of the hospital on his own — until an officer spotted him, hauled him down to jail and booked him for the alleged domestic violence.

Michael Lohan faked a heart attack and then tried to escape from the hospital? Jesus Christ, they’re like a family of shitty supervillains. If someone checked in with Dina right now, she’s probably trying to rob a bank with a shrinking ray.

UPDATE: So Michael is Mel Gibson now. This was supposed to Lindsay’s special day!

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, Splash News, Terry Richardson

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  1. Not Long

    In six more months it’ll be Hustler, three more after that Vivd Entertainment!

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    DC Supreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay, why now?
    Why not 5 years ago?

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    chicago_animal
    Commented on this photo:

    If she goes back to red hair for this, I will need extra tissues!

  4. Bea Mused

    This is NOT the first time that Lyndsey Lohan has posed nude. Go to http://www.Google.com and type in “Lyndsey Lohan nude” and you will find at least a dozen nude shots (not fakes). Look at all them freckles! I’m wondering if they’re going to be air brused out?!

  5. MrRiggs

    YUCK, this chick is a fucking nasty skank. EWWWW!

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    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    We’ve all seen her tits and firecrotch anyway…it’s not like that issue is going to be a big draw.

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    Buzz Aldrin
    Commented on this photo:

    we’ve already seen what she has due to multiple crotch shots and topless photo sessions….

    she’s looking fairly skanky these days…

  8. Frank Burns

    How much of the $750k will she net after taxes and snorting?

  9. Kym and Kcloe Kardasian

    Lindsay Lohan and her family are nothing but low class, talentless trailer trash fame whores with no redeeming value whatsoever.

  10. Dave

    Ewww, nobody wants to see Michael Jackson naked!

  11. Justneed

    Just need the photo of her anus, don’t care bout the rest of her.

  12. Just another example of how out of touch and outdated Playboy Magazine has become. And anyone who wanks to these pictures has their bar set so low, it could trip a fucking snail.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m just hoping the teeth will be whiter than the tits.

    Oh… and kill, kill, kill Dina Lohan.

  14. anonym

    FINALLY

    we get to see some skank snatch !

    they better not censor that shit

  15. anonym

    they’re gonna need to do a lot of photoshopping.
    freckles, double chin, yellow teeth.

    oh boy.

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    Evil
    Commented on this photo:

    Called it… sadly we all called it.

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought they only did soft porn when there career was over or they owed tax or they had a drug problem. 3/3 perfect score!!!

  18. See Alice

    Playboy will do a great job making her look super hot . It’s what they do best .

  19. i like looking at lindsay's vagina

    lindsay lohan should be in swank instead of playboy so she can have dildos up her asshole and pussy with her orgasm cunt fluid dripping out of her cunt

  20. Mama Pinkus

    sad

  21. MotherFucker

    I’ll STILL buy that shit. Lindsay’s fucking hot.

  22. kanye west

    Yo, Lindsey, I’m happy for you and imma let you finish, but Heidi Montag had the most disappointing Playboy appearance of ALL TIME.

  23. GT

    5-6 years ago she looked hot. Since then she aged about 30 years. So sad. Let’s hope Megan Fox keeps it together because I still have high hopes for her Vivid debut. I can dream, can’t I?… Don’t answer that.

    • Michael

      I dunno. A year came and went, and we haven’t seen Megan do any porn. She might be living up to her own word not getting naked after all. :-(

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    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    $0.9M? Fuck, offer that to Selena Gomez.

  25. Rabbit

    God I hope they photoshop her redhair back in!

  26. Arzach

    Random Thoughts:
    1. No one is surprised, the only mystery was “when”.
    2. About 6 years late, but I’d still like to see that little dirty ass.
    3. I hope that she gets back to ginger for the photo shoot but since is Playboy I doubt it.

  27. peepshield

    i feel bad for her. she has been raked over the coals. she has clearly been cutting. look at the make up on her wrist. she fucked up, yes, but who hasn’t? have you? have i? yes. fucking let up already. fucking humans make me sick.

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    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Hugh Hefner is becoming the Al Davis of the porn world.

  29. kaiser

    She doesn’t have enough class for playboy she should be on Hustler!

  30. SophiaMisterioso

    Anyone else notice her tiny Hitler mustache? Just wondering…

  31. Venom

    As much as I hate Kris Jenner, Lindsay desperately needs to hire that bitch.
    She knows how to pimp, get money and get the best deals for her whores.

    And yes, I will buy Lindsay’s Playboy when it comes out.

    /hangs my head in shame.

  32. Scotty Severe

    The Supreme Court defined porn as “causes sexual thoughts without artistic merit.” Hasn’t her whole career been porn?

  33. Bob

    Does anyone care anymore? Really?!
    Back in the days of red-headed Lindsay I would have been thrilled to hear this, but now?
    It’s not just that every time I hear her name I cringe, but she seem genuinely less attractive than she used to be. Everything about her is aged – her face, her skin – even her tits seem to have become disappointing.

  34. Prettybaby

    What do you call a redhead’s pussy?
    –Orange Roughy

    *crickets*

  35. Jw

    I think it pretty sad how playboy would stoop so low I hope the curtains match the drapes ! Or will c a frotch

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    ballsonurhead
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to fuck the hottest cockwhore waitress that looked just like her. The bitch moved to Reno and now strips and escorts for a living.

  37. Sophie

    That is the LAST thing her reputation and “career” needs right now.

  38. Jessica

    I think she looks fantastic! Just saying.
    For her to be depicted as Marylinesque is very appropriate as Marrylin was a troubled drug addicted woman as well.

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    iseackeal Thomas
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay is just such a GORGEOUS hunnie and I just don’t see why she would flaunt herself for everyone to see. She made a mistake although I would love for her to move in with me NOW!!!!!

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