Lindsay Lohan Pulls No Show At Venice Film Festival

August 30th, 2013 // 37 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was supposed to appear at the Venice Film Festival to promote The Canyons, the movie she begged and pleaded to be in (and still kept on after she was fired once during production) because her career was in the toilet and no one would hire her. So just like the premiere, which she was also supposed to be at it, Lindsay didn’t even bother showing up. Although, in her defense, there were cigarettes that needed to be smoked in New York and she’s only one person. FOX News reports:

Director Paul Schrader told a news conference that he was “a free man,” adding: “For the last 16 months I’ve been hostage, by own choosing, to a very talented but unpredictable actress.”
Neither Schrader nor Lohan’s publicist gave a reason for the last-minute cancellation.

I’m sure there’ll be a perfectly reasonable explanation because Oprah already told us Lindsay’s cured, and Oprah’s never been wrong before. So there’s no way Lindsay Lohan is out there repeating past behavior or associating with known drug dealers. There’s probably an orphanage out there right now who can’t wait to tell us she got distracted reading to the kids and about Tim the special little boy who taught her the true meaning of Christmas.

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  1. alex

    And yet, here she is on the front page again. Who’s the smart one?

  2. Cock Dr

    Love how Shrader threw her under the bus for the whole industry to see. Seems like she put him through hell and back again during the entire project.

  3. Speaking as drug addict who is 2.5 years clean: Until she has actual, painful, uncomfortable consequences, she’s never going to change her actions. She will never hit her bottom. She will never have a reason to get clean.

    • JC

      But that mean rehab place took away her Adderall for several days! Hasn’t she SUFFERED ENOUGH?!??!

    • Trex

      “Speaking as drug addict who is 2.5 years clean…”

      Congratulations! Why don’t you come over and we’ll do a couple lines to celebrate!

      I like how addicts always define their lives by how long they’ve been clean, with great specificity. No one really cares because you are by definition someone with no willpower whatsoever. In the end, you’re just trading one addiction for another. At least the drugs probably made you somewhat interesting. Now you’re just a colossal bore proselytizing to people doing things you wish you were still doing.

      Quick question; do you ever stop counting the “clean” days? And does spending the entire day wishing you were high and defining your life’s accomplishments by the number of days you haven’t been high – usually with the solemnity reserved for war heroes – actually count as beating addiction?

      Sincerely, an internet porn addict who is 8.5 minutes clean…

  4. Deacon Jones

    If I had to take a guess….she probably didnt want to go to Venice since all anyone does there is party on the beach, boats and snort copious amounts of cocaine.

    Not exactly good for sobriety.

    I think she’s still sober. Because if she falls off the wagon, she’s going to go all out and look like a Mack truck hit her.

  5. And this doesn’t have any consequence of absolutely… in my Austin Powers voice… “anything at all”.

  6. BlinkyTheFish

    To be fair, maybe Italy won’t let her in. I mean, Berlusconi and all those Italian hooker/slash politicians look positively classy compared to Lohan. Gotta maintain that image.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she’s circling the bowl and all, but I can’t lie: This look is really working for me in a down-and-dirty-$50-hooker-fantasy kind of way.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    Janice the muppet.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    elephantman
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t she kind of look like the Joker, of course I mean no offence to the Joker.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    elephantman
    Commented on this photo:

    Her stupid big fat lips.

  11. anonymous

    Can’t really blame her on this one.

    From the reviews, the movie sucks and the director has giving her nothing but backhanded compliments to the media while she was on lockdown in rehab.

  12. its not lindsays fault.
    who would hired lindsay to be in a movie?
    who?
    paul schrader hired lindsay to be in a movie.
    paul schrader must be doing drugs.
    lindsay 2.0 stays away from people that do drugs.
    see?

  13. She is a fucking scumbag, the industry needs to just let her fade into obscurity where she belongs.

  14. Well of course she didn’t show up, it was a “Fim Festival” not a “Free Coke and Dick Festival”.

  15. EricLR

    I think the big news here is that Lindsay Lohan apparently still has a publicist willing to work with her. Jesus, their career must be even more in the crapper than hers is.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
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    Is there an invisible Hulk punching her in the face?

  17. mike james

    video link to press conference:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7CzZO6oCxM

  18. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    She went to some quack and had her lips injected with duck-fat. Now she is shopping for more pain medication, phone in hand. I give her no more than 10 days into september before she messes up big time, in public.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t you just know she is going to feel the need to take slimming drugs after she sees this picture of herself.
    Quadruple boobs from wearing a bra she outgrew while detoxed in rehab. Fat belly, fat arms, fat legs.
    A bra the right size and NOT a white big tee, and she would look perfectly normal and healthy weight. Her too tiny outfit with a huge tee just makes her look fat and ugly.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    per hansa
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks effing fantastic and effing fuckable

  21. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    viv
    Commented on this photo:

    notice the makeup trying to give her a jawline.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    If she is looking for a title,I don’t think ‘Six Degrees of Fornication’ has been taken.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “yeah..so…Emma says she wants chicken tonigh…but Walmart’s gotta sale on hot dawgss…So Imma pick up a 40 pack o hot dawgss…”

  24. Lindsay Lohan Daisy Dukes Pale Legs Smoking Cigarette
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dis how chicken head make money.”

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