Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
JUNE
You’ll probably be surprised to learn that the second Lindsay Lohan stepped onto the paparazzi-infested set of Liz & Dick, her breasts started flying all over the place making her the center of the attention. And you’ll probably be (non-sarcastically) surprised to learn that this was somehow the most viewed post of June because apparently you people have never seen breasts with freckles, cigarette ash, coke dust, the director’s semen and gin on them before. Try picking up a book sometime. Christ.
Posted: 6.5.2012
Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
Her breasts still do impress. She’s figured out my one weakness. Big tits. I’m sure that weakness is exclusive to me.
I hear ya, Don. If she didn’t have those hooters she wouldn’t even be worth thinking about.
Cut the act, Lohan! You know you don’t know how to read!
WHORE!
“Try picking up a book sometime.”
Nice one :)
This isn’t really a scene from the movie…this guy tricked her into playing Natalie Wood and he’s about to pitch her overboard.
… and did those shots make it into the film? Did anyone watch that film to answer that question?
Whoever said these cans were real is wrong. Total fakers – tear-drop implants. Ugh.
I like to suck her tits man.