Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
You’ll probably be surprised to learn that the second Lindsay Lohan stepped onto the paparazzi-infested set of Liz & Dick, her breasts started flying all over the place making her the center of the attention. And you’ll probably be (non-sarcastically) surprised to learn that this was somehow the most viewed post of June because apparently you people have never seen breasts with freckles, cigarette ash, coke dust, the director’s semen and gin on them before. Try picking up a book sometime. Christ.