Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Making A Comeback, For Real This Time
Yesterday, when I posted about Lindsay Lohan’s nipple falling out next to Harvey Weinstein’s face, I joked in the homepage excerpt that she’s going to say she’s making a comeback for the 80,000th time. And, surprise, she’s saying she’s making a comeback for the 80,000th time. Page Six reports:
On Monday, she was spotted at de Grisogono owner Fawaz Gruosi’s birthday in Sardinia, Italy, where “She was telling people she is going to spend more time in Hollywood and on her comeback.”
The last time Lindsay Lohan said she was making a comeback was back in March when she still had Egor Tarabasov trapped in vagina like bear trap and claimed he had powerful Russian connections. Which as we now know means, can read Hillary Clinton’s email. But this time? This time is going to be different. This time the nipple changes everything.
(It’s a topographical map to where the hookers are buried.)