In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her new teeth almost got lost in the mix. Which really isn’t as important as reminding everyone she needed new teeth in the first place because the old ones disintegrated thanks to a steady diet of drugs and dicks. That’s the real story here. “The hard news,” if I can use my reporter voice.
Now, what’s the over/under on this pair? Two weeks? A month? Falling out by Friday? I should really watch Breaking Bad, I know.
she looks like MJ
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…breaking bad stopped being good 2 years ago
It got good again a few months ago.
…they are just trying to try it all together quickly now that they know they only have one season left. the scene at the cartel mansion was awesome for sure, but everything else has been kind of bland. walt’s character is painfully one dimensional…they all are, especially gus, but walt is just super fucking annoying. i’d like to do him myself. season one was just plain bad ass, even the soundtrack was, and the directing is always great, but the material just got weak. I hope Bob Odenkirk and Aaron Paul get lots of work after it ends.
Wonder which dentist/orthodontist she blew to get those? Then again, I betcha Playboy paid for ‘em.
Is that a glass of piss or whiskey on the nightstand?
I was the same thing!
It’s red bull. It looks like that.
Let’s just hope they didn’t bury her extracted teeth in an ancient Indian burial ground . . . sometimes, dead is better!
its piss
Soda came out of my nose!!!!!
She sued her meth dealer for destroying the original ones.
Amazing what a hours’ worth of sandblasting can do.
Wow, she doesn’t look like she’s dying. Good for her.
“Look” is the key word in that sentence.
ugh not the oversized hilary duff choppers again. STOP they look RETARDEDDD
Don’t worry. She’ll chip them on a crack pipe by Wednesday.
Is that a Tecate and a glass of malt liquor on the night stand?? I give her till end of Wednesday. (When she falls into a cemente ashtray)
Tecate’? That can is orange and gold. Tecate’ is red.
I do believe she’s got the whitest teeth many guys have ever cum across.
Who cares that the 7th billion person was born today, That’s the 7th billion time that joke has been used. Congratulations!
maybe somebody finally told her that Crest White Strips aren’t made out of cocaine.
So Lindsay lohan and leann rimes are the same person !
Emaciated Cack Head(s)
CACK KILLS!!
It sure does Kim-Kim, It sure does
My first thought, too. If not for the brittle,tobacco-yellow blonde braid, I wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference.
We all know her REAL plan of action…
1. Get teeth whitening treatment.
2. Smoke a carton of cigs per day.
3. Sue dentist for fucking up my teeth.
Bought by Playboy for offering up her vagina.
She has an emergency glass of clean urine on the nightstand. Cute.
Good call.
She should go ahead and preemptively reinforce her nostrils. She’s going to end up snorting the tip of her nose up with that next 8 ball.
I never thought I’d say this, but I want the 2010 version of Lindsay back!
She looks kind of cute here.
It is nice to see her smile, that is a rarity.
She’s smiling because she just cashed the Playboy check. No blowjobs tonight to pay for the drugs, Lindsay’s buying crack in STYLE this time!
Reports say the dental team who worked 12 hours straight getting LiLo’s teeth restored are now under 5150 watch, as they kept scrubbing themselves with antiseptic cleaners and shrieking “unclean, unclean!!”.
They should have called FEMA.
I have to wonder how many times her “dental team” filled all of the “wrong” cavities during that 12 hours.
Whitest teeth I ever cummed across.
you cummed 22 minutes too late.
sorry about your shirt. send me the dry cleaning bill.
I left it in your mom’s bedroom. Next time let me know you’re in the closet.
Is her hair falling out too? Because you could screen movies on that forehead.
My thoughts exactly. Screw 5-head. That’s at least a 7 or 8.
Its the only screen that would ever show one of her recent movies. Ha!
Considering she fucks fat persian dudes to get into VIP nightclubs, I wonder what she did to pay for the veneers? I bet it involves the letters A and M and the number 2…lots of number 2.
You may be watching too much “Wheel of Fortune”.
Hef bought her those teeth. Such a nice old feller.
Her next stop should be at the hair club for men, er, women, or whatever. Seriously, her hair hair looks the crypkeepers’.
exactly
somewhere in the morgue theres a corpse that now has to go through the afterlife without any teeth.
It’s 2 am, so my judgment may be impaired, but, I loled,
Now if she just gets a new vagina, and a breast de-sagification, she’ll look like a street hooker of her ACTUAL age.
Or half as good as her own porn doppleganger.
She looks like such a ho.
first. i’d still hit it
weakest, & you’d fuck a sock full of vaseline
Why’s she getting dolled up for the dead?
She says she fixed up those busted stubs just using zoom. Those are definitely veneers.
Steady diet of drugs and dicks! Oh god that’s hilarious!!
Why does Lindays Lohan have Demi Moore’s 80′s bush growing out of her armpits?
Looks like she got Hef’s teeth.
Seems like dentures would have been a better career move. Then she wouldn’t have to worry about getting sloppy with her blowjobs.
New teeth, huh? Well, I guess ya gotta start the overhaul somewhere. Problem is, there ain’t enough mechanics on the planet to get this done before she dies of old age.
Her teeth look wonderful – kudos to her dentist, and to Ms. Lohan for recognizing the need to polish. Now work on polishing your pysche, girl.
lindsay should show her tits and cunt in herbie 2 and every movie she does from now on. then she should do at least one home movie where she fucks her cunt with a zucchini until her homemade ranch dressing oozes out of her cunt and all over her bed spread. then leak it on to the internet herself so we can all enjoy it
Now if she’d gain 10 pounds and go back to red hair, she’d look amazing again!
get those new teeth nice and yellow…stupid cunt
Why do I feel like I’m gonna see this picture again on Craigslist under the “services” section in a few months?
They won’t be new for long.
does it make me a bad person, sicko or loser that I still really want to hit it? All 3? Ok, I’m at peace with that.
Why won’t she just go back to being a redhead.
99.999% of people agree that she was her hottest as a redhead, but somehow she does not seem to get the memo.
Obsessed with being a blonde and she looks terrible like that.
Once you go blond, you never go back!
But, do her teeth glow in the dark. Mine do, and I don’t ever need to get them whitened.
She’s not evening trying to hide the booze and cigarettes behind her
“We recommend you go with a fluoride stainguard coating that will protect your new teeth from smoke and other staining agents.” We also recommend you get the undercoating, gel coating and interior scotchguard package.”
they discuss Brain-Surgery now, folks.
i call bullshit. this is just sly marketing. notice the website? they want you to click on the site.
She forget to do something about the smell though. So unfortunate.
The drugs screwed her career, health, relationships, and their decay drove her to more drugs. The spiral seemed endless, until – enter Playboy. Look at her now – brand spankin’ new. Goes to show how porn is the only way out of the vicious circle of Hollywood.
Now if only she could get a new nose too….
She has her father’s receding hairline.
She is so happy after the got a new teeth.Now she need new Body party to growth a good Personality.
http://www.care2.com/news/member/478230108/2991706
now shes ready for porn haha