In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her new teeth almost got lost in the mix. Which really isn’t as important as reminding everyone she needed new teeth in the first place because the old ones disintegrated thanks to a steady diet of drugs and dicks. That’s the real story here. “The hard news,” if I can use my reporter voice.
Now, what’s the over/under on this pair? Two weeks? A month? Falling out by Friday? I should really watch Breaking Bad, I know.