Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth

October 31st, 2011 // 88 Comments

In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her new teeth almost got lost in the mix. Which really isn’t as important as reminding everyone she needed new teeth in the first place because the old ones disintegrated thanks to a steady diet of drugs and dicks. That’s the real story here. “The hard news,” if I can use my reporter voice.

Now, what’s the over/under on this pair? Two weeks? A month? Falling out by Friday? I should really watch Breaking Bad, I know.

Photos: Twitter, INFdaily

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  1. Ilse

    she looks like MJ

  2. eatme

    …breaking bad stopped being good 2 years ago

    • catapostrophe

      It got good again a few months ago.

      • eatme

        …they are just trying to try it all together quickly now that they know they only have one season left. the scene at the cartel mansion was awesome for sure, but everything else has been kind of bland. walt’s character is painfully one dimensional…they all are, especially gus, but walt is just super fucking annoying. i’d like to do him myself. season one was just plain bad ass, even the soundtrack was, and the directing is always great, but the material just got weak. I hope Bob Odenkirk and Aaron Paul get lots of work after it ends.

  3. Wonder which dentist/orthodontist she blew to get those? Then again, I betcha Playboy paid for ‘em.

  4. D-chi

    Wow, she doesn’t look like she’s dying. Good for her.

  5. ugh not the oversized hilary duff choppers again. STOP they look RETARDEDDD

  6. Taylor

    Is that a Tecate and a glass of malt liquor on the night stand?? I give her till end of Wednesday. (When she falls into a cemente ashtray)

  7. bdog821

    I do believe she’s got the whitest teeth many guys have ever cum across.

    • Who cares that the 7th billion person was born today, That’s the 7th billion time that joke has been used. Congratulations!

  8. maybe somebody finally told her that Crest White Strips aren’t made out of cocaine.

  9. SlapKatyPerry

    So Lindsay lohan and leann rimes are the same person !

  10. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    aaw
    Commented on this photo:

    We all know her REAL plan of action…
    1. Get teeth whitening treatment.
    2. Smoke a carton of cigs per day.
    3. Sue dentist for fucking up my teeth.

  11. Anon

    Bought by Playboy for offering up her vagina.

  12. She has an emergency glass of clean urine on the nightstand. Cute.

  13. Can

    She should go ahead and preemptively reinforce her nostrils. She’s going to end up snorting the tip of her nose up with that next 8 ball.

  14. Deacon Jones

    I never thought I’d say this, but I want the 2010 version of Lindsay back!

  15. Venom

    She looks kind of cute here.
    It is nice to see her smile, that is a rarity.

    • EricLr

      She’s smiling because she just cashed the Playboy check. No blowjobs tonight to pay for the drugs, Lindsay’s buying crack in STYLE this time!

  16. Frank Burns

    Reports say the dental team who worked 12 hours straight getting LiLo’s teeth restored are now under 5150 watch, as they kept scrubbing themselves with antiseptic cleaners and shrieking “unclean, unclean!!”.

  17. DogBoy

    Whitest teeth I ever cummed across.

  18. Sabu

    Is her hair falling out too? Because you could screen movies on that forehead.

  19. Considering she fucks fat persian dudes to get into VIP nightclubs, I wonder what she did to pay for the veneers? I bet it involves the letters A and M and the number 2…lots of number 2.

  20. cc

    Her next stop should be at the hair club for men, er, women, or whatever. Seriously, her hair hair looks the crypkeepers’.

  21. zomgbie

    somewhere in the morgue theres a corpse that now has to go through the afterlife without any teeth.

  22. Now if she just gets a new vagina, and a breast de-sagification, she’ll look like a street hooker of her ACTUAL age.

  23. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like such a ho.

  24. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    fuckyou
    Commented on this photo:

    first. i’d still hit it

  25. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Carissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Why’s she getting dolled up for the dead?

  26. Faker

    She says she fixed up those busted stubs just using zoom. Those are definitely veneers.

  27. kimmykimkim

    Steady diet of drugs and dicks! Oh god that’s hilarious!!

  28. Lord Invader

    Why does Lindays Lohan have Demi Moore’s 80′s bush growing out of her armpits?

  29. Beefarino

    Looks like she got Hef’s teeth.

  30. Seems like dentures would have been a better career move. Then she wouldn’t have to worry about getting sloppy with her blowjobs.

  31. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    New teeth, huh? Well, I guess ya gotta start the overhaul somewhere. Problem is, there ain’t enough mechanics on the planet to get this done before she dies of old age.

  32. Mama Pinkus

    Her teeth look wonderful – kudos to her dentist, and to Ms. Lohan for recognizing the need to polish. Now work on polishing your pysche, girl.

  33. i like looking at lindsay's vagina

    lindsay should show her tits and cunt in herbie 2 and every movie she does from now on. then she should do at least one home movie where she fucks her cunt with a zucchini until her homemade ranch dressing oozes out of her cunt and all over her bed spread. then leak it on to the internet herself so we can all enjoy it

  34. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    Now if she’d gain 10 pounds and go back to red hair, she’d look amazing again!

  35. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    get those new teeth nice and yellow…stupid cunt

  36. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I feel like I’m gonna see this picture again on Craigslist under the “services” section in a few months?

  37. Carolyn

    They won’t be new for long.

  38. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Turrible
    Commented on this photo:

    does it make me a bad person, sicko or loser that I still really want to hit it? All 3? Ok, I’m at peace with that.

  39. Venom

    Why won’t she just go back to being a redhead.
    99.999% of people agree that she was her hottest as a redhead, but somehow she does not seem to get the memo.
    Obsessed with being a blonde and she looks terrible like that.

  40. New Mexico

    But, do her teeth glow in the dark. Mine do, and I don’t ever need to get them whitened.

  41. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not evening trying to hide the booze and cigarettes behind her

  42. “We recommend you go with a fluoride stainguard coating that will protect your new teeth from smoke and other staining agents.” We also recommend you get the undercoating, gel coating and interior scotchguard package.”

  43. forrest gump

    they discuss Brain-Surgery now, folks.

  44. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    needAnAlias
    Commented on this photo:

    i call bullshit. this is just sly marketing. notice the website? they want you to click on the site.

  45. IWONKY

    She forget to do something about the smell though. So unfortunate.

  46. Ay Dios mio

    The drugs screwed her career, health, relationships, and their decay drove her to more drugs. The spiral seemed endless, until – enter Playboy. Look at her now – brand spankin’ new. Goes to show how porn is the only way out of the vicious circle of Hollywood.

  47. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Now if only she could get a new nose too….

  48. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    Liz
    Commented on this photo:

    She has her father’s receding hairline.

  49. Aatos smith

    She is so happy after the got a new teeth.Now she need new Body party to growth a good Personality.
    http://www.care2.com/news/member/478230108/2991706

  50. Lindsay Lohan New Teeth
    sarab03857
    Commented on this photo:

    now shes ready for porn haha

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